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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 64b6569 | It's as if we're higher apes who had a language faculty inserted. | Linguistics | ||
| b7ab293 | Glottochronology is a methodological deadlock. | Linguistics | ||
| 525fe82 | Be a master everywhere and wherever you stand is your true place. (Translator unsourced.) | Linji Yixuan | ||
| 8c545c8 | Portability is for people who cannot write new programs. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 6a54a85 | If you need more than 3 levels of indentation, you're screwed anyway, and should fix your program. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 5a50b30 | You know you're brilliant, but maybe you'd like to understand what you did 2 weeks from now. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 294124c | If you still don't like it, that's OK: that's why I'm boss. I simply know better than you do. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 378c8b6 | Regression testing"? What's that? If it compiles, it is good; if it boots up, it is perfect. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 536ed10 | If Microsoft ever does applications for Linux it means I've won. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 4ae9e36 | My name is Linus Torvalds and I am your god. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 3031046 | In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 28d8fca | I allege that SCO is full of it. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 8167824 | Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 3be9769 | Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| dcb923a | They are smoking crack. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 4deb1f4 | The NIH syndrome (Not Invented Here) is a disease. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| aec81aa | Don't bother. Bram doesn't know what he's talking about. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 224ecd5 | I'm always right. This time I'm just even more right than usual. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 16af3dd | I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| c2fde77 | Dijkstra probably hates me. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 92c768d | Gcc is crap. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 72bb701 | Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| a3c0b0c | Is "I hope you all die a painful death" too strong? | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 19f2182 | I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First Linux, now git. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 2da6a02 | I have an ego the size of a small planet, but I'm not _always_ right [...]. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| b925793 | It has nothing to do with dinosaurs. Good taste doesn't go out of style | Linus Torvalds | ||
| c868f5d | And what's the Internet without the rick-roll? | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 5b2363f | Theory and practice sometimes clash. And when that happens, theory loses. Every single time. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| ba17423 | Your code is shit.. your argument is shit. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 60d1a3e | Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That's how much that paper is worth. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 3bacaf3 | Toto, I don't think we're talking white-socks-and-sandals any more. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 2b2955d | Somebody is trying to kill all the kernel developers. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 1c95845 | WE DO NOT BREAK USERSPACE! | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 105f151 | I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| ac8908b | Nvidia has been the single worst company we've ever dealt with. So, Nvidia, fuck you! | Linus Torvalds | ||
| ed68477 | I wish everybody was as nice as I am. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 9da2b2f | Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 1a1f093 | I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 863001a | On the internet nobody can hear you being subtle. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 734772c | I am a lazy person, which is why I like open source, for other people to do work for me. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 0f95a62 | Get rid of it. And I don't *ever* want to see that shit again. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 28524e3 | We don't merge kernel code just because user space was written by a retarded monkey on crack. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| 23266bc | None of this "there is no way to continue" bullshit. Because it is pure and utter SHIT. | Linus Torvalds | ||
| e3c00dd | Linux is open source and very secure. | Linux |