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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3dc8d08 | A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| f3d550d | Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 77c3d10 | Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| c5e0288 | Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 6c5716f | There's only one secret to bachelor cooking -- not caring how it tastes. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| e658041 | You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| ba89782 | Every generation finds the drug it needs. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 6a0d7d6 | Fishing ... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| be69a92 | Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 5cf026a | Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| cb3cba6 | Industrialization came to England but has since left. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| c1f5fd8 | The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| bd8272c | Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 9f41a3b | Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 4eccfdf | Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| badc5cf | Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 48aa8f6 | Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| ce9ff90 | The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| b82bbe6 | The Italians have had two thousand years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 9573059 | Pain is weakness leaving the body. | Pain | ||
| 5492392 | There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 5972006 | War will exist as long as there's a food chain. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 7cfec26 | What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 8ad6b2f | Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 8e1361e | You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| b974063 | Term limits aren't enough. We need jail. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 1b36c96 | Advocating the expansion of the powers of the state is treason to mankind, goddamnit! | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 451bd26 | Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 101abed | Are we disheartened by the breakup of the family? Nobody who ever met my family is. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 002593f | Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 6cea766 | It's hard to come back from the Balkans and not sound like a Pete Seeger song. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 8b2d776 | One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| e366e53 | People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 61c9f92 | Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 2363f43 | Somalia is so bad that making a mess improves the place. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 5fc6067 | The typical old-fashioned diet was so bad it almost resembled modern dieting. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| ef213ca | Two key rules of Third World travel: 1. Never run out of whiskey. 2. Never run out of whiskey. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 538bb50 | War is a great asshole magnet. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| bd9e526 | When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 6ef1ab7 | Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby. | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 8bdfa2a | Chapter Three: The Horror! The Horror! | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 06f6da1 | Chapter Four: A Huck So Unlike Finn: July 26, 2015 | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| f9ddae1 | Chapter 27: I Endorse Hillary Clinton | P. J. O'Rourke | ||
| 91ceaec | You can ask me anything you like about my work, but I'll never talk about myself. | P. L. Travers |