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Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
cb42fb9 | on vegetarianism] I didn't climb to the top of the fuckin' food chain to eat carrots. | Ron White | ||
7f44b16 | I get that Speedo on, it looks like a rubber band stretched over a head of cauliflower. | Ron White | ||
d372344 | I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. | Ron White | ||
65ba818 | The next time you have a thought...let it go. | Ron White | ||
15099de | I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body. | Ron White | ||
31a2c8e | My manager will send me anywhere he wants to, 'cause he doesn't have to fuckin' go. | Ron White | ||
40020e9 | I was more fucked-up than Courtney Love at the Pamela Anderson roast! | Ron White | ||
e78a4b9 | You ever smoke so much pot your wife starts to make sense? Me neither. (30:20) | Ron White | ||
251a62e | If you want to build a major firm, you cannot do it by having a modest vision. | Ronald Cohen | ||
fc677d4 | There was a pause - just long enough for an angel to pass, flying slowly. | Ronald Firbank | ||
736339c | The world is so disgracefully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. | Ronald Firbank | ||
b0342c2 | I suppose when there's no more room for another crow's-foot, one attains a sort of peace? | Ronald Firbank | ||
8ebf5c8 | Oh! help me, heaven," she prayed, "to be decorative and to do right!" | Ronald Firbank | ||
d1d94a2 | I remember the average curate at home as something between a eunuch and a snigger. | Ronald Firbank | ||
981d9d0 | Fairly large print is a real antidote to stiff reading. | Ronald Fisher | ||
8617625 | Natural Selection is not evolution. | Ronald Fisher | ||
e4cbbfc | No efforts of mine could avail to make the book easy reading. | Ronald Fisher | ||
28e4671 | After all, it is a common weakness of young authors to put too much into their papers. | Ronald Fisher | ||
6a6041f | Natural selection is a mechanism for generating an exceedingly high degree of improbability. | Ronald Fisher | ||
cd31021 | Faith Is Not Credulity. | Ronald Fisher | ||
005b0f0 | the uncontrolled causes which may influence the result are always strictly innumerable. | Ronald Fisher | ||
a71cd25 | Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. | Ronald Knox | ||
941364d | If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism. | Ronald Knox | ||
a31529d | Balancing the budget is like protecting your virtue , you have to learn how to say no. | Ronald Reagan | ||
62d66c8 | If it's to be a bloodbath, let it be now. Appeasement is not the answer. | Ronald Reagan | ||
071413d | If Fascism Ever Comes to America, It Will Come in the Name of Liberalism. | Ronald Reagan | ||
8ec0c5d | I am paying for this microphone! | Ronald Reagan | ||
5fee0f9 | Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. | Ronald Reagan | ||
1d167ea | Honey, I forgot to duck. | Ronald Reagan | ||
23d55b7 | I never knew anything above Cs. | Ronald Reagan | ||
72f5e5e | Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. | Ronald Reagan | ||
6ee4b61 | Yes, because for many years I was a Democrat. | Ronald Reagan | ||
785675d | Well, I learned a lot. ... You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries. | Ronald Reagan | ||
a95acc0 | The only way there could be war is if they start it; we're not going to start a war. | Ronald Reagan | ||
b0c04b3 | I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. | Ronald Reagan | ||
31c6590 | You'd be surprised how much being a good actor pays off. | Ronald Reagan | ||
8a801fa | If you read the letter, you will find there is nothing wrong with it. | Ronald Reagan | ||
643ed9a | The real question today is not when human life begins, but, What is the value of human life? | Ronald Reagan | ||
3b0ae40 | I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers: Go ahead, make my day. | Ronald Reagan | ||
23eb8c4 | Too much SALT isn't good for you. | Ronald Reagan | ||
35b1835 | Facts are stupid things -- stubborn things, I should say. | Ronald Reagan | ||
09e8764 | Let's close the place down and see if anybody notices. | Ronald Reagan | ||
150a840 | It's true hard work never killed anyone, but I figure, why take the chance? | Ronald Reagan | ||
e530f2f | I'm not smart enough to lie. | Ronald Reagan |