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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 274b221 | Don't you think women would like a man's head that always listens to them and agrees? | Rudy Rucker | ||
| b25b37a | Women care about specifics, about details. Men care about generalities, about abstract principles. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 2f3c78e | I knew you'd say that. You're so anal, Fletcher. Too much math. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 1ef6f47 | The government had recently repealed all speed limits in an attempt to boost oil consumption. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| af54938 | I wished she would go away and let us destroy the universe in peace. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 3b23908 | I've never seen a religion that wasn't basically evil. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 899b9cc | Now that's a fib, I know," said the black woman. "Is you folks preachers?" | Rudy Rucker | ||
| b6d6121 | Anyone who'd volunteer for alien domination doesn't really deserve to have his or her freedom. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| d083a35 | The surest way to be unhappy is try to be happy all the time. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 4ef687b | My roommate says anyone who mails bombs to computer scientists can't be all bad. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 9ffa44c | Mother Nature doesn't want power-tripping greedheads looking up her skirts. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 23f8a7e | People always have bad news for you when they call you "sir." | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 74e7431 | Do you know computer science?""I know it's for lamers who can't handle real math." | Rudy Rucker | ||
| d1782e0 | There's only one way that people change the past, Bela. They stop thinking about it. They move on. | Rudy Rucker | ||
| 6cea81f | I've just read that I'm dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 39c5efd | And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 0886092 | The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool! | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 2e2838e | Everyone is more or less mad on one point. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 3d00ecd | 'Take your friend away. He has done with Hanuman, but Hanuman has not done with him.' | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 52e4ee9 | We be of one blood, ye and I. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 2d90134 | Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!This is the way of the Monkey-kind! | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 72be0d1 | They change their skies above them,But not their hearts that roam! | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| a72e8bc | 'E's a sort of a bloomin' cosmopolouse--soldier an' sailor too. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| b5fbccd | If any question why we died,Tell them, because our fathers lied. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 774b474 | But that's another story. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| a4186f6 | Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 35d6eaf | Enough work to do, and strength enough to do the work. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| e7cfa12 | Brothers and Sisters, I bid you bewareOf giving your heart to a dog to tear. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 34e7282 | For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| c70343b | Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 7b22027 | A people always ends by resembling its shadow. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 6960354 | When your Daemon is in charge, do not try to think consciously. Drift, wait, and obey. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 8efa348 | Four things greater than all things are,--Women and Horses and Power and War. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 6bc0a0c | Two things greater than all things are,The first is Love, and the second War. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 4616d4b | For all we take we must pay, but the price is cruel high. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| e23b009 | Bite on the bullet, old man, and don't let them think you're afraid. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 98970d6 | We pulled for you when the wind was against us and the sails were low.Will you never let us go? | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| b4c63eb | Boots--boots--boots--boots--movin' up and down again!There's no discharge in the war! | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| d2e9941 | scandals are only increased by hushing them up. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| 6bbead2 | it's always best to tell the truth. | Rudyard Kipling | ||
| ff748f9 | The final end of government is not to exert restraint but to do good. | Rufus Choate | ||
| 5b7afd7 | We join ourselves to no party that does not carry the flag, and keep step to the music of the Union. | Rufus Choate | ||
| 23e5a3f | A book is the only immortality. | Rufus Choate | ||
| 2a7d2c3 | Mowing your lawn is against nature. | Rufus Wainwright |