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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 533bb48 | Between the two of them, I can't decide which one I'd rather see in jail. | The Daily Show | ||
| 22d2b6e | I want the Jim Cramer on CNBC to protect me from that Jim Cramer. | The Daily Show | ||
| add7e05 | The CEO of a company lied to you. But isn't that financial reporting? | The Daily Show | ||
| b0f41ac | Honest or not, in what world is a 35:1 leveraged position sane? | The Daily Show | ||
| a336492 | There's a market for cocaine and hookers! | The Daily Show | ||
| 269271d | That was our show! [...] I hope that was as uncomfortable to watch as it was to do. | The Daily Show | ||
| 45d346d | You shouldn't have talking points about a person before that person can talk! | The Daily Show | ||
| e9811c1 | Best not to anticipate too much, said Thomas, it jiggles the possibilities. | The Dead Father | ||
| 3c0a949 | All of my blind ambition left me deaf with perfect vision. | The Dresden Dolls | ||
| a494a76 | I guess it's just my stupid luck That all of Boston drives the same black fucking truck | The Dresden Dolls | ||
| 293be29 | Behold the world's worst accident I am the girl anachronism! | The Dresden Dolls | ||
| e8c90f5 | Fuck, I'll pay you anything if you could end this hell | The Dresden Dolls | ||
| 4560658 | While pensive poets painful vigils keep,Sleepless themselves to give their readers sleep. | The Dunciad | ||
| adde45b | Or where the pictures for the page atone,And Quarles is saved by beauties not his own. | The Dunciad | ||
| 8115021 | Soon to that mass of nonsense to return,Where things destroy'd are swept to things unborn. | The Dunciad | ||
| 8365c97 | A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead. | The Dunciad | ||
| af94798 | But blind to former, as to future Fate,What mortal knows his pre-existent state? | The Dunciad | ||
| 240f60e | Till Peter's keys some christen'd Jove adorn,And Pan to Moses lends his pagan horn. | The Dunciad | ||
| 87a7c51 | To aid our cause, if Heav'n thou can'st not bend,Hell thou shalt move. | The Dunciad | ||
| b62b925 | The Right Divine of Kings to govern wrong. | The Dunciad | ||
| 3157c19 | To happy convents, bosomed deep in vines,Where slumber abbots, purple as their wines. | The Dunciad | ||
| e373ea0 | Led by my hand, he sauntered Europe round,And gathered every vice on Christian ground. | The Dunciad | ||
| 593ee74 | The adjective hasn't yet been built that can pull a weak or inaccurate noun out of a tight place. | The Elements of Style | ||
| 6b1e935 | Although there is no substitute for merit in writing, clarity comes closest to being one. | The Elements of Style | ||
| 4c50523 | Kronk: Gee, Yzma sure is mean. Maybe I should report her to Principal Amzy. | The Emperor's New School | ||
| 4a99a66 | Kronk: Once Kuzco fails school I'll become...wait, what'll I become? | The Emperor's New School | ||
| 9ac89aa | Yzma: Everyone got your emperors, umm frogs. Well let's get chopping. | The Emperor's New School | ||
| 9371f13 | Azma: (in cough) Are you empress?Yzma: Of course I'm empress! | The Emperor's New School | ||
| 2ef2836 | If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. | The Establishment | ||
| 1a02ab8 | Of blessed consolations in distress. | The Excursion | ||
| 1d87c51 | The vision and the faculty divine;Yet wanting the accomplishment of verse. | The Excursion | ||
| 52bf8b5 | Strongest mindsHears least. | The Excursion | ||
| b8e7d9a | The imperfect offices of prayer and praise. | The Excursion | ||
| 0806fce | He gazed upon that mighty orb of song,The divine Milton. | The Excursion | ||
| 1012b1a | The good die first,Burn to the socket. | The Excursion | ||
| 4b85a30 | With battlements that on their restless frontsBore stars. | The Excursion | ||
| 984aeb6 | Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoopThan when we soar. | The Excursion | ||
| 9f5a74c | Wrongs unredressed, or insults unavenged. | The Excursion | ||
| 904a1ec | Monastic brotherhood, upon rockAerial. | The Excursion | ||
| 9526cd8 | The intellectual power, through words and things,Went sounding on, a dim and perilous way! | The Excursion | ||
| 7251e7a | And the most difficult of tasks to keepHeights which the soul is competent to gain. | The Excursion | ||
| 5933202 | Recognizes ever and anonThe breeze of Nature stirring in his soul. | The Excursion | ||
| 721e3ac | Lost in a gloom of uninspired research. | The Excursion | ||
| 48c265e | We live by Admiration, Hope and Love. | The Excursion |