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86573be Hannah grabbed the scoop and exhumed the item that Moishe had buried. It wasn't a mouse, or a part of a mouse. It wasn't even a cricket, or a moth. It was a pristine nugget of his new senior cat food. Suddenly suspicious, she dug around a bit in the litter box, uncovering more evidence of Moishe's distaste. By his choice of burial spot, her cat was making a graphic comment about the palatability of his dinner. Joanne Fluke
746286f Strawberry Shortcake Swensen Serves 12 (or 6 if they ask for second helpings) To make this dessert, you will need: Pound Plus Cake*, three boxes of ripe strawberries, and a bowl of Hannah's Whipped Creme Fraiche. Joanne Fluke
ec70feb Spinach Rollups This recipe is from my friend Susan Zilber. Susan moved away to New York, but I bet she still makes these. 5 to 8 flour tortillas (the large burrito size) 16-ounce package frozen chopped spinach 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1/2 cup softened cream cheese 1/4 cup sour cream 1/8 cup dried chopped onion 1/4 cup bacon bits 1 Tablespoon Tabasco sauce Cook the spinach and drain it, squeezing out all the moisture. (Cheesecloth inside .. Joanne Fluke
c58d3d4 HOMEMADE SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK cup boiling water 4 tablespoons butter 3/4cup sugar 1/2teaspoon pure vanilla extract 1 cup powdered milk (I used Carnation Nonfat Pow- dered Milk, but I've also used my local grocery store brand.) In a blender, or using an electric mixer set on LOW, blend together the boiling water and butter. Add the sugar and let it run for a few seconds. Add the pure vanilla extract and let it run for several additiona.. Joanne Fluke
61c2c52 Cheesy Spicy Corn Muffins This recipe is from Danielle Watson. She argued that it really isn't a recipe since it's not made from scratch, but we told her that didn't matter. 1 package corn muffin mix, enough to make 12 muffins 4-ounce can well-drained diced green chilies (Danielle uses Ortega brand) 1/2 cup finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese (or Monterey Jack) Preheat oven according to the directions on the corn muffin package. Prepa.. Joanne Fluke
c07874a So when we do not have much money, we should give it away anyway. It can be exchanged for other currencies that we need more than mere money. When we give, we interact with others and we exchange other currencies. When we give, we form trusting networks and create community. When we give, we start things moving and flowing again, recirculating different currencies through the community. Eric H.F. Law
cac3e0d Cream of Cheat Mushroom Soup (This is one of Edna Ferguson's recipes and she named it herself.) 2 cups chicken broth 8-ounce package sliced mushrooms (fresh, from the grocery store) with 12 perfect slices reserved for garnish 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed Cream of Chicken Soup (undiluted) 2 cans (10 3/4 ounces each) condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup (undiluted) 1 cup heavy cream 8 oz. shredded Gruyere (or any good Swiss cheese, or even.. Joanne Fluke
0bf1aa0 Books by Joanne Fluke CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE MURDER STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE MURDER BLUEBERRY MUFFIN MURDER LEMON MERINGUE PIE MURDER FUDGE CUPCAKE MURDER SUGAR COOKIE MURDER PEACH COBBLER MURDER CHERRY CHEESECAKE MURDER KEY LIME PIE MURDER CANDY CANE MURDER CARROT CAKE MURDER CREAM PUFF MURDER PLUM PUDDING MURDER APPLE TURNOVER MURDER DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE MURDER GINGERBREAD COOKIE MURDER JOANNE FLUKE'S LAKE EDEN COOKBOOK CINNAMON ROLL MURDER RED V.. Joanne Fluke
5116993 Cream of Cheat Mushroom Soup (This is one of Edna Ferguson's recipes and she named it herself.) 2 cups chicken broth 8-ounce package sliced mushrooms (fresh, from the grocery store) with 12 perfect slices reserved for garnish 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed Cream of Chicken Soup (undiluted) 2 cans (10 3/4 ounces each) condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup (undiluted) 1 cup heavy cream 8 oz. shredded Gruyere (or any good Swiss cheese, or even.. Joanne Fluke
24b4a88 laughed and so did Hannah. They were Joanne Fluke
e5edeb0 M onday morning came earlier than Hannah anticipated. It arrived at four-thirty in the morning when she rolled over on what felt like small boulders in her bed and discovered that Moishe had brought her the contents of his food bowl during the night. Joanne Fluke
fc28885 Even though she knew she shouldn't have, Hannah'd given in last night and filled Moishe's bowl with his regular kitty crunchies. Tip number six on her vet's list of ways to convince him to eat senior fare hadn't worked any better than tips one through five. Last night's attempt involved drizzling the juice from a can of tuna over the bowl and, for a moment, Hannah thought it might actually be successful. Moishe headed straight for his food .. Joanne Fluke
87f5bbb There's no way I'm going to let a slang term invented by a scroungy dope dealer spoil my friend's cookie name. Joanne Fluke
ba3822f P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know it's too big to fit down the chimney. I measured. Joanne Fluke
f7607ae they constituted the list of names her mother and Joanne Fluke
bd7a987 Whenever someone told her not to think about something, it had quite the opposite effect. Once she knew she shouldn't dwell on something, it took on even more importance in her mind. Joanne Fluke
5e1214e Why were you smiling like that?" "Smiling like what?" "Like the cat that got into the cream pot." Joanne Fluke
425dd01 And even if cats were color-blind, a fact that she sometimes doubted, he was content with Hannah's appearance as long as she kept his food bowl full. Joanne Fluke
d5fa8d3 Hannah could hear Andrea panting as she started the engine and pulled away from the curb into the swirling blanket of white snow that awaited them. "What are you doing back there?" "Panting. It slows down labor. I'm just glad Norman's here with me." "Why?" "I know dentists take some of the same classes doctors do. And so I was hoping that . . . do you know how to deliver a baby, Norman?" There was a long silence from the backseat and then N.. Joanne Fluke
3c200ec She'd fallen asleep in her favorite summer sleep outfit, an extra-long, extra-large tank top in such an eye-popping shade of magenta that she hoped Moishe's vet, Dr. Hagaman, was right and cats truly were color-blind. Joanne Fluke
6fc983d If I ever see a man in a rug again, I'm not going to believe a single word he says! A man who lies about having hair will lie about anything. Joanne Fluke
451e9cc Oh, my! Well . . . that Joanne Fluke
e084225 At least she'd finally figured out why the green leggings she wore were called tights. It was because they were tight. Extremely tight. So very tight that she felt like a sausage about to split open on a blazing hot barbecue grill. Joanne Fluke
239239a Perhaps the mirror in Sally's dressing room had waved the wrong way and caused her to look larger than she actually was. And perhaps all that skipping had jumbled her brain and affected her ability to separate reality from wishful thinking. Joanne Fluke
0e3be2f You're talking to me." "Yes," Joanne Fluke
c0d2b05 GRAHAM CRACKER CAKE Preheat oven to 350 degrees F., rack in the middle position. 1/2 cup salted butter, softened (1 stick, 4 ounces, 1/4 pound) 3/4 cup white (granulated) sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 large eggs 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 and 1/4 cups graham cracker crumbs 1 cup whole milk 1 cup chopped nuts (measure after chopping--I used walnuts) 8 and 3/4 ounce can crushed pineapple WITH juice 1/4 cup whi.. Joanne Fluke
1d51be1 Then she went into the living room to turn the thermostat down to an energy-saving sixty-five degrees, flicked on the television to keep Moishe company, Joanne Fluke
d08aa07 you didn't intend to hit him, but you did hit him and he died as a result. Unfortunately in this case, whenever that happens there are consequences. Joanne Fluke
f447245 Deeply and soundly. Doc gave me something to help me sleep and I didn't even know that I was taking it. It knocked me out for a solid eight hours and that's the most sleep I've had in weeks. Joanne Fluke
33967aa At the same time, Italian sausage, breadsticks, antipasto, and spaghetti vied for air supremacy. Joanne Fluke
51dd43f IRISH POTATO COOKIES This dough must chill before baking. 1 and 1/2 cups white (granulated) sugar 1 cup salted butter ( 1/2 pound, 2 sticks), softened to room temperature 3 large eggs 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 and 1/2 cups all-purpose flour (pack it down in the cup when you measure it) 3 cups instant mashed potato flakes (I used Hungry Jack Original) 1 cup finely cho.. Joanne Fluke
3098b04 The bell over the door tinkled and Sheriff Grant walked in, followed by the most intimidating hunk of man that Hannah had ever laid eyes on. Joanne Fluke
dc2eb2d That cowboy's really full of himself. He thinks he's something and that means he's not. Joanne Fluke
2fd1649 Hannah and her sisters Joanne Fluke
482f628 Lecture your children every day. You may not know what they did wrong, but they do! Joanne Fluke
1271cc1 No, but it's almost as bad as that. I need to calm down, Hannah. Do you have any chocolate?" "You've come to the house of endorphins, the source of the Dark Chocolate River, the heart of the Milk Chocolate Valley, and the foothills of the White Chocolate Mountains." Joanne Fluke
949d4df Bud Allen and Taffy Comstock? I want you two to be Leslie's special friends today. Let's show her how nice and friendly we are at Cold Spring Elementary Joanne Fluke
e99051a Chocolate's not seasonal. It's good any time of the year. Chocolate's like oxygen. It's elemental. Joanne Fluke
b221c47 CHOCOLATE CHIP CRUNCH COOKIES Preheat oven to 375deg F., rack in the middle position. 1 cup butter (2 sticks, melted) 1 cup white sugar 1 cup brown sugar 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons vanilla 2 beaten eggs (you can beat them up with a fork) 2 1/2 cups flour (not sifted) 2 cups crushed corn flakes (just crush them with your hands) 1 to 2 cups chocolate chips Melt butter, add the sugars and stir. Add soda, salt, vanilla,.. Joanne Fluke
4019314 Oatmeal Raisin Crisps Preheat oven to 375deg F., rack in the middle position. 1 cup melted butter (2 sticks-- 1/2 pound) 2 cups white sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons baking soda 2 large eggs, beaten (just whip them up with a fork) 2 1/2 cups flour (no need to sift) 1 cup raisins (either regular or golden, you choose) 2 cups GROUND dry oatmeal (measure before grinding) Melt the butter in a large microwave-safe bowl... Joanne Fluke
f534641 The cars and trucks that passed this way threw their trash out into the forest without pause, faster than the gleaners could pick them up and find new uses for them. The waste had always struck Maceo as a disgusting mystery, but now, it made sense. The indestructible plastic bottles and wrappers that rained on the ground were not merely trash, but seeds--diabolical harbingers of the alien ecology of metal and plastic and advertising that ha.. Cody Goodfellow
458e096 Every underground scene dies a long slow death as the tourists close in, until nothing's left but posers ogling each other over the bleached remains. If Cody Goodfellow
2accc23 She couldn't help it; she looked hungrily at his dessert-covered chest and abs. Like a woman starved and stranded at sea. Her gaze rose slowly to meet his. But before she could reply, or attack and devour him, a boat horn sounded, making them both start. An amused voice carried the short distance across the water. "He surrenders, Kerry! Don't make him walk the plank!" Kerry pulled back as if she'd been physically poked, swinging her gaze ac.. Donna Kauffman
2eed7bb She couldn't help it; she looked hungrily at his dessert-covered chest and abs. Like a woman starved and stranded at sea. Her gaze rose slowly to meet his. But before she could reply, or attack and devour him, a boat horn sounded, making them both start. An amused voice carried the short distance across the water. "He surrenders, Kerry! Don't make him walk the plank!" Kerry pulled back as if she'd been physically poked, swinging her gaze ac.. Donna Kauffman