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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 96e9303 | Boom! | David Walliams | ||
| 17600b4 | As long as you love me, I can never die. | David Walliams | ||
| 8837316 | Mummified | David Walliams | ||
| d1ec62f | Rules don't apply here," laughed Lisa. "Dennis, you can be whoever you want to be!" 9" | David Walliams | ||
| 20abfac | a little while at least. | David Walliams | ||
| f661dab | But being a child, he'd never been asked for his opinion. | David Walliams | ||
| a1686c5 | Are you sure you want this, Dennis?" asked Raj. "Vogue is mainly read by ladies, and your drama teacher Mr Howerd." | David Walliams | ||
| 5b2c4bd | Elsie. | David Walliams | ||
| c969773 | The Queen peered down at Jack and mused, "Aren't you a little young to be in my Royal Air Force?" | David Walliams | ||
| af10ef2 | in | David Walliams | ||
| a18d8aa | no. The Professor Osbert Bertram Cuthbert Farnaby Beverly Smith mammoth | David Walliams | ||
| f4204d2 | very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very... | David Walliams | ||
| 9c44c1d | outwitting | David Walliams | ||
| 290595a | Naughty bottom!" called out Dotty, slapping her own rear end. Just as" | David Walliams | ||
| 9ac00d8 | No buts, Ben. No. 'N' and 'O' spells 'no'. | David Walliams | ||
| 7990292 | The maggots will nibble off the dirt, you muck snipes!" Mrs Curdle would snigger. To dry off afterwards, she would peg the children to the washing line by their ears. TWANG! Once, when Elsie was found with a pet rat in her pocket that she had befriended, Mrs Curdle used it as a ball in a game of cricket. THUD! "EEEEEK!" WHIZZ!" | David Walliams | ||
| 216e6c0 | normalerweise | David Walliams | ||
| 1ab36da | Nec quererer, si etiam in tormentis'. Translate that from the Latin, boy! | David Walliams | ||
| 9de7d50 | It's extraordinary," muttered the professor. "There's a special connection between them." "Like me and me favourite mop," added Dotty." | David Walliams | ||
| 162cefd | Professor Comb-Over | David Walliams | ||
| 0131bd3 | wavering | David Walliams | ||
| 7821c11 | miles an hour. | David Walliams | ||
| 7015338 | CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK. | David Walliams | ||
| 4cc25af | In her heart the girl knew that she should never ever sign over the deeds of Saxby Hall to her wicked aunt. But her heart was broken. Stella's body and spirit had been crushed by the past days and nights of terror. With her parents gone, and Soot trapped at the bottom of the icy lake, she felt she had nothing left to live for. If she signed now perhaps this nightmare would be over. | David Walliams | ||
| d11c11d | I'm too young to die. | David Walliams | ||
| 922561e | Father | David Walliams | ||
| 60d4143 | As she took each step a little bubble of wind puffed out of her saggy bottom. It sounded like a duck quacking. Either she didn't realise or was extremely good at pretending she didn't realise. | David Walliams | ||
| 6edfe9e | Granny's bum squeaking again | David Walliams | ||
| 826f7ea | dining room and up the stairs to | David Walliams | ||
| 4dc29b3 | AWFUL AUNTIE | David Walliams | ||
| 9b84c1f | Up and down went the ends of the old man's moustache | David Walliams | ||
| 9d748df | Fingers and Thumbs | David Walliams | ||
| 4306cdb | Detective | David Walliams | ||
| 3661ca2 | peeved. | David Walliams | ||
| df32dfa | rozzers"*" | David Walliams | ||
| 8be9a22 | Oh, shut yer face, ya idiot! | David Walliams | ||
| 7942c90 | various | David Walliams | ||
| 9d6d39e | greatest | David Walliams | ||
| c1be64f | Twilight Towers. | David Walliams | ||
| 0a306a5 | and a tea | David Walliams | ||
| 1b21b88 | lifetime left. Jack was going to have to help him. But he had | David Walliams | ||
| bcb7786 | Sweating profusely, the thirsty dentist took a large swig of mouthwash, | David Walliams | ||
| 5a96db2 | carry him. That fateful afternoon the boy vowed that he would never ever | David Walliams | ||
| 36ff5ad | bunnykins, | David Walliams |