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| c32530f | No puedo creer que hayamos llegado a un punto en el que nos cuesta dinero tener un cono. Nos estan obligando a pagar por el cuidado y mantenimiento de nuestra entrepierna como si se tratara de un jardin de la comunidad. Es un impuesto oculto. El IVA del cono. Es un dinero que deberiamos gastarnos en la FACTURA DE LA ELECTRICIDAD, en QUESO y en BOINAS. En vez de eso, lo estamos gastando en hacer que nuestros chihuahuas parezcan una repulsiva.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 29110e3 | One is not born a woman--one becomes one," she didn't know the half of it." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| e837dcf | I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. I | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 6964836 | You never hear the word "breasts" in a positive scenario. Breasts are bad news." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| bd26c53 | The Fear is my Second Coming. When everyone in the world admits they're going to die, we'll really start getting some stuff done. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| f6dda11 | Am termeszetesen semmi ertelme, hogy a ,,kover" szot ilyen hatalommal ruhazzuk fel. Ahogy korabban arra buzditottam mindenkit, hogy szekre allva kialtsa, ,,HARCOS FEMINISTA", most arra szeretnem, hogy szekre allva ismetelgesse: ,,KOVER, KOVER, KOVER, KOVER, KOVER." Addig mondogasd, mig mar nem is idegesit, amig normalis szo nem lesz - ugyanolyan, mint a ,,talca" -, es vegul el nem vesziti a jelenteset." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 18a4d4a | The main thing I've noticed, however, is how unreasonable, self-absorbed and permanently outraged caffeine has made me. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 20eeabb | A habzsolas a szocialis segitok altal preferalt fuggoseg, es ezert tartjak minden fuggoseg kozott a legalacsonyabb rendunek. Ezzel ugy cseszheti szet magat az ember, hogy kozben teljesen mukodokepes marad, mert muszaj. A koverek nem engedhetik meg maguknak azt a ,,luxust", hogy szenvedelyuk hasznavehetetlenne, kaotikussa vagy koloncca tegye oket. Ehelyett lassan ugy pusztitjak el magukat, hogy azzal masnak nem okoznak kellemetlenseget. Es e.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 3f8f8fe | A szexizmus legnagyobbreszt onnan ered, hogy a ferfiak megszoktak, hogy mi vagyunk a vesztesek. Ez a problema. Rossz a pozicionk. Megszoktak, hogy mi csak masodikak lehetunk, vagy diszkvalifikalnak a versenybol. A feminizmus elott szuletett ferfiak ezen nevelkedtek: masodosztalyu allampolgar anyak; ferjhez adando noverek; osztalytarsnok, akik titkarnokepzobe jarnak, majd haziasszonyok lesznek. Nok, akik leszakadnak. Akik eltuntek. Ezek a .. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 2a888c4 | Sosem tudtam eddig, milyen egyedul erezheti magat az ember valaki mellet az agyban. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 0ab8b9b | Hiszek abban, hogy a szerelemert szenvedni kell. Ugy hiszem, ez valahogy dicso dolog. Ostoba vagyok. Annyira ostoba vagyok. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| bdbae11 | Let us remember these timeless words: Asswecan. | Billy Herrington | ||
| 84562c7 | A fehernemu mellett a szerelem is a no dolga. A nok arra valok, hogy belejuk szeressenek. Amikor a noket sujto nagy tragediakrol beszelunk, miutan a haborukat es a sebesuleseket letargyaltuk, az erint meg bennunket leginkabb, ha valakit nem szeretnek, igy nem is akarnak. Igaz, hogy I. Erzsebet lefektette a Brit Birodalom alapjait, de soha nem mehetett ferjhez - szegeny, sapadt, puderezett kiralyno. Jennifer Aniston gyonyoru, sikeres milliom.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 5d8c163 | I find rap, dance, and hip-hop vaguely terrifying. I don't have the right clothes to be into them, and it all seems a bit intense. I file these genres along with heavy metal and speed metal under "people who would kill, then eat me." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 08d55a6 | Jaj, istenem. Egyszeruen gozom sincs. Gozom sincs, hogyan lesz belolem valaha is no. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 128d46e | De azzal, ha valaki onmagaval harcol, az a baj, hogy akkor is veszit, ha nyer. Egy ido utan - serulten, kimerulten - vagy elfogadja, hogy nove kell valnia - hogy no -, vagy vege. Ez a serdulokor brutalis, radikalis igazsaga - hogy sokszor nem mas, mint hosszu es fajdalmas irtohadjarat. Azok az oncsonkito lanyok karjukon es combjukon a pengenyomok racsozataval csak arra emlekeztetik magukat, hogy a testuk csatater. Ha a borotvat nem veszi be.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| d303621 | This is where rock happens! This is where young people come! Rock music smells of toilet and cigarettes! | Caitlin Moran | ||
| e05b99f | Nekem szemely szerint pinam van. Neha bula vagy muff, de altalaban csak pina. A pina rendes, osi, tortenelmi eredetu, eros szo. Tetszik, hogy egyben a legeroteljesebb szitokszo is. Igen. Ennyire eros, sracok. Ha megmondom, mim van nekem odalenn, idosebb holgyek es egyhazi szemelyek meg elajulnak. Imadom, hogy sokkol mindenkit, ha azt mondom, ,,pina". Mintha atombomba vagy verszomjas tigris vagy fegyver lenne a bugyimban." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 3c46707 | The thing is," I say to Paul Tillich, in my head, "the thing is, Paul, that ultimately, I don't think my anxiety is ontic, moral, or spiritual." I look at him. "At the end of it all, I just need some money, Paul," I say. Paul Tillich nods. If I were rich, none of this would matter. I just need some money." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| d12b168 | No one ever laughs when I make these kinds of jokes. When Bill Murray says shit like this, people completely lose it. I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 17a76df | I speculate, briefly, on how different the world would be if it were run by women. In that world, if you were a lonely, horny woman - as I am. As I always am - you'd see Blu-tacked postcards by Soho doorways that read, 'Nice man in cardigan, 24, will talk to you about The Smiths whilst making you cheese-on-toast + come to parties with you. Apply within. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 24d5ef8 | Buy flowers -- or if you are poor, steal one from someone's garden; the world owes you that much at least: a blossom -- and put them at the end of the bed. When you wake, look at them, and tell yourself you are the kind of person who wakes up and sees flowers. This stops your first thought being, "I fear today. Today is the day maybe I cannot survive anymore," which I know is what you would otherwise think. Thinking about blossoms before yo.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 33f5a06 | Amire viszont mindenkit buzditok, az nem mas, minthogy mondja ki: ,,feminista vagyok". Lehetoleg allj fel egy szekre, es kialtsd el magad: FEMINISTA VAGYOK! - de csak azert, mert szerintem minden sokkal izgalmasabb, ha az ember szekre all hozza. Nagyon fontos, hogy hangosan ejtsd ki a szavakat. FEMINISTA VAGYOK. Ha ugy erzed, nem megy - meg a foldon allva sem -, nagyon aggodnek. Valoszinuleg a legfontosabb dolgok koze tartozik, amiket egy.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| fb63e78 | A rohadek nemi hormonok pajkos gyermekbol verzo, bogo, ajuldozo mosonove valtoztattak. Ezektol a hormonoktol egyaltalan nem erzem magam noiesnek: minden ejjel nyomorultan fekszem az agyamban, es a bugyimbol dudorodo intimbetet ugy nez ki, mintha faszom lenne. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 9fd5301 | A szor a noi let egyik legelso es legnagyobb gondja. Hivatlanul jelenik meg, ugyhogy dontest kell hozni rola - ami magunknak es a kulvilagnak is azt jelzi, kik vagyunk. Mivel a kamaszkorral kezdodik a bonyolult, elethosszig tarto toprenges, hogy mit is csinaljunk vele, a szor a nyitanya az evtizedekig tarto nema sikoltozasnak: ,,KI VAGYOK EN?", mikozben az ures kosarat markolaszva allunk a drogeriaban egy sor kulonfele termek elott. Valam.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 338edca | When cynicism becomes the default language, playfulness and invention become impossible. Cynicism scours through a culture like bleach, wiping out millions of small, seedling ideas. Cynicism means your automatic answer becomes, "No." Cynicism means you presume everything will end up in disappointment. And this is, ultimately, why anyone becomes cynical. Because they are scared of disappointment. Because they are fearful their innocence will.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 626dcf1 | When cynicism becomes the default language, playfulness and invention become impossible. Cynicism scours through a culture like bleach, wiping out millions of small, seedling ideas. Cynicism means your automatic answer becomes, "No." Cynicism means you presume everything will end up in disappointment. And this is, ultimately, why anyone becomes cynical. Because they are scared of disappointment. Because they are fearful their innocence will.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 76ef5bc | This is why museums are so wonderful: walking around, observing mankind's joyride from slime to WiFi, you see incredible ironwork, inspirational pottery, fabulous vellums, and exquisite paintings, and - across these disciplines- tons of fruity historical humping. Men fucking men, men fucking women, men going down on women, women pleasuring themselves - it's all there. Every conceivable manifestation of human sexuality, in clay and stone and.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 1bd6c14 | I imagine possible relations all the time. All the time. My God, in my teens I was fucking tragic for it. I scarcely existed in the real world at all. I lived in some kind of ... Sex Narnia. My love life was busy, exciting, and totally imaginary. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 7c7521a | The 1990s are a bad time to be poor and not-famous. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 54d99b8 | Az alsonemuk - elsosorban a bugyi es a melltarto, de az alsoszoknya, a harisnyafelek es az ,,alakformalo" ruhadarabok is - a noi let specialis darabjai. A tuzoltok overalljanak es sisakjanak noi megfeleloi. Vagy a bohocok tulmeretezett cipojenek. A noiseg ,,munkajahoz" kell. Technikai szempontbol szukseges. Ugy ertem, minden no mas, de legtobbszor szuksegunk van a melltartora, hogy atveszeljunk egy-egy napot - foleg, ha futni kell a busz ut.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| fe7ccd0 | Hazaerek, es ott sirok az ajto elott. Oszinten szolva a haz tulzsufolt a sirashoz. Mar kiprobaltam odabenn - huppogesek kozepette magyarazza az ember valakinek, hogy miert sir, aztan a felenel bejon meg valaki, es elolrol akarja hallani az egesz sztorit, es mielott eszbe kapnal, a legrosszabb reszt mar hatszor mondtad el, es olyan hiszterikus allapotba lovaltad magad, hogy a nap tovabbi reszeben egyfolytaban csuklasz. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 4b85604 | But women living in fear of aging, and pulling painful and expensive tricks to hide it from the world, does not say something amazing about us as humans. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 6f44bdc | And having a cleaner is nothing to do with feminism. If a middle-class woman is engaging in anti-feminist activity by hiring a woman to do the cleaning, then surely a middle-class man is engaging in class oppression when he hires a male plumber? Feminism has had exactly the same problem that 'political correctness' has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 4f8c7b5 | Few girls would choose to be right - right, down into their clever, brilliant bones - but lonely. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 6fb248d | No puedo entender los argumentos antiabortistas que se centran en que la vida es sagrada. Como especie, hemos demostrado hasta la saciedad que no creemos que la vida sea sagrada. La indiferencia con que aceptamos la guerra, las hambrunas, las epidemias, el dolor y la pobreza extrema y cronica, nos muestra que, por mucho que nos enganemos, solo hemos hecho el menor esfuerzo posible para tratar realmente la vida como algo sagrado. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| e860f97 | And every book, you find, has its own social group- friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party in the library that need never, ever end. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 65edc24 | I have a rule of thumb that allows me to judge-when time is pressing and one needs to make a snap judgment-whether some sexist bullshit is afoot. Obviously it's not 100 percent infallible but, but by and large, it definitely points you in the right direction. And it's asking this question: 'Are the men doing it? Are the men worrying about this as well? Is this taking up the men's time? | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 71609b6 | You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening. When women find the right person, on the other hand, they just...disappear for six months, and then resurface, eyes shiny, and usually about six pounds heavier. 'So what's he like?' you will say, waiting for the usual cloudburst of things he says and things he does and requests of analysis of what you think it mean.. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 95ef419 | As I have said, in the same way that you can tell if some sexism is happening to you by asking the question 'Is this polite, or not?' you can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being exerted on women by calmly enquiring, 'And are the men doing this, as well?' If they aren't, chances are you're dealing with what we strident feminists refer to as 'some total fucking bullshit. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| a4ff491 | The more scared children are, the tighter they hug you. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 173d5a2 | Yeah. They wake up a couple of times in the night, but, you know, that is the ineffable nature of the young!" I said. This woman was bound to be impressed by what an engaged big sister I was. Also, my vocabulary." | Caitlin Moran | ||
| b9740e5 | I'm going to be the Beatles of kissing. | Caitlin Moran | ||
| 7d9f4bb | I look at me in the monitor, and I can see me very quickly looking down at the poem in my hands and reading it very intently--because I don't care what I look like. I am a poet, and a writer, and I deal with hearts and souls and words, and not meat and vanity and a dress that would have made me look better. It doesn't matter that I am ugly. I will just have to work out how, exactly, that is true. I will prove that it doesn't matter that I a.. | Caitlin Moran |