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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| a25703d | You can find some religions without creationism, but you can't find creationism without religion. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| f77745a | Blasphemy" and "heresy" are terms of religion, not science. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| 02b46bc | So if morality is innate, it's certainly malleable. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| 56fcb5d | It doesn't trivialize morality to argue that it is based on evolution and secular reason. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| d9dc251 | Science has a huge advantage over "other ways of knowing": built-in methods of self-correction. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| aac44d4 | Religion has no warrant and no method for decreeing what is and what is not beyond science. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| 45c3009 | Medicine can cure; faith cannot. | Jerry Coyne | ||
| 20a348f | S]o-called gay folks would just as soon kill you as look at you. | Jerry Falwell | ||
| 39cfb3f | Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. | Jerry Falwell | ||
| 5b04bc3 | The ACLU's got to take a lot of blame for this. | Jerry Falwell | ||
| 263b4ae | This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since . | Jerry Falwell | ||
| 38dcbb1 | Somebody Has To Do Something. . . It Seems Pathetic That It Has To Be Us. | Jerry Garcia | ||
| b98bdbc | I never said I was the greatest. I'm the best. | Jerry Lee Lewis | ||
| 8ae5d28 | In any ethical situation, the thing you want least to do is probably the right action. | Jerry Pournelle | ||
| 44317c0 | The importance of information is directly proportional to its improbability. | Jerry Pournelle | ||
| 7f15174 | How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares! | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| a1b1438 | My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| f6ab5d5 | I only hate two things - living things, and objects. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| 3abd8db | I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| e7421f1 | I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma. | Jerry Sadowitz | ||
| 376cbcd | Stand-up is what I am. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 4dc67f2 | The fact is: almost everything is funny. You just have to have a way of looking at it. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 2487362 | The word "pet peeve" is one of my biggest pet peeves, to tell you the truth. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 15875cf | When you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| b3e41b0 | All dads dress in the style of the last good year of their lives. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| a31a6fc | When I go to see somebody work, I don't want to see your "new hour". I want to see the act! | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| c6e8377 | Really good bits go deep into your head and keep comin' back. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 03e5100 | You can't be the one who decides why you like something. It doesn't matter! | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 64ac509 | I think that comedy is the be-all and end-all. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| cc1432c | One of the things that the comedian mindset requires is laziness. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 547fc00 | Fear is funny. Especially when it's not fake! | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 8f4aeed | All human endeavor is killing time. All of it. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| e812ae5 | Most things that are weird are not "weird good". | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 9e113fd | I like that [obituaries] boil the whole guy's life down to "Invented the ballpoint-pen spring". | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| d9ed8c3 | The comedy brain] picks up so much, except a lot of basic stuff that you need. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 547eb0d | God has no rhyme or reason to who he gives a sense of humor to. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| c726a62 | I've figured out that the "non-event" is the best part of life. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| c37f52f | The comedy universe is a swamp of madness. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| c5a29aa | I don't think comedy has changed, and it never will change. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 257604b | It really speaks to how bad [American] food is, that it's work. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 4a5e429 | The truth ends every conversation. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 434a255 | I don't know why people always assume that the guest is more interesting than the host. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| d76acf8 | Comedians have such an intense allergy to pretension. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 1d24462 | I don't think I felt "at home" on Earth, as a human, until I walked into a comedy club. | Jerry Seinfeld |