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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 11a2a08 | Comedy is more personal than food. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| abc8693 | Never try and make a comedian laugh with one of his own jokes. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 654f7b9 | I still think everything has its life cycle and if you respect it, people enjoy it longer. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| a4934f4 | Larry and I] never obsess over anything that isn't mundane. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| aabaf5c | He can run, but he can't hide. | Joe Louis | ||
| e1a1ade | Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| f00f39a | I would say that I am 90% serious in my day. Comedy is no joke. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| cee5d21 | Stand-up is a very scientific and very exhaustive study of the human experience. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| e3b7890 | No. Books take a long time, and I don't get to hear the laughs. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 2289e5b | A cat is a small sneaky animal that manages to get by without any real relationships. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 159c7b7 | We are a hopeful species. Stupid, but hopeful. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 10a400a | If your things don't make you happy, you're not getting the right things! | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 8511b0e | Funniest" is completely personal. Whoever you think is funniest, is funniest. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 1c53332 | Learning to be a writer is the delta of success and failure in comedy. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 0bc5a72 | Great steering is, to me, the essence of the automotive experience. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 32c07a6 | Most comedians do not relate to cars. I don't know why. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 1f3dd96 | Stand-up comedy] is the ultimate democracy. The laugh is the vote. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 963a8d6 | Every car has a personality. Every car is trying to say something to the world. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 732591a | The only reason people still exist is phones need pockets to ride around in. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 45111d3 | If you like a daily slight terror, you will like being a stand-up comedian. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 1345555 | I was lucky in that I was introduced to fame very-- in a very slow, incremental way. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 22b2cf7 | The concept of writing is so alien-- actual writing is so alien to most comedians. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 0146e73 | I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show. | Jerry Springer | ||
| 1c97092 | I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act. | Jerry Springer | ||
| b36fdc5 | Country comes before politics. | Jerry Springer | ||
| 47dfcdb | I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music. | Jerry Springer | ||
| 4d7527c | Pray for the peace of Jerusalem. | Jerusalem | ||
| 6090f29 | For out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the Lord from Jerusalem. | Jerusalem | ||
| 7d9fddb | Ten measures of beauty descended to the world, nine were taken by Jerusalem. | Jerusalem | ||
| 2081427 | Whoever did not see Jerusalem in its days of glory, never saw a beautiful city in their life. | Jerusalem | ||
| d0356cd | Eternity" -- this refers to Jerusalem. | Jerusalem | ||
| 7bc14a7 | Even during the time of Jerusalem's stumbling, men of faith did not cease from [living] there. | Jerusalem | ||
| f48507b | There are three gates to Gehinam (purgatory) -- one of them is in Jerusalem. | Jerusalem | ||
| ff3757c | Jerusalem does not become impure through touching; Jerusalem will not be split by the tribes. | Jerusalem | ||
| 2603144 | Today, we finally acknowledge the obvious: that Jerusalem is Israel's capital. | Jerusalem | ||
| c56e733 | Creativity is an integral part of our personality. | Jerzy Vetulani | ||
| cd55041 | Freud is completely unscientific. It's a cross between vision, poetry and deceit. | Jerzy Vetulani | ||
| 15d6502 | Great people that performed in "Piwnica pod Baranami" often hated each other. | Jerzy Vetulani | ||
| a41a548 | It's a great question about what is our mind. Undoubtedly a creation of our brain. | Jerzy Vetulani | ||
| bd85ac9 | Life is an ulcer on the body of universe. | Jerzy Vetulani | ||
| 1ee9674 | The worst thing happens when ideologists are trying to analyse scientific researches. | Jerzy Vetulani | ||
| 2be2cea | M]aking women as important as bins. | Jess Phillips | ||
| 791d83f | We can love an honest rogue, but what is more offensive than a false saint? | Jessamyn West (writer) | ||
| 1700d56 | Trade only when the market is clearly bullish or bearish. | Jesse Lauriston Livermore |