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Link	Quote	Tags	Author
86929a4	I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.	change character-defining character-quote growth growth-life inspirational inspirational-attitude inspiring learning life-and-living random stubbornness unpredictable	C. JoyBell C.
aa3c129	That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.	inspirational random unusual weird	L. Frank Baum
503ce1e	But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.	humor life-lessons life-sucks random wisdom	J.R. Ward
e5c645b	Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!	funny hilarious humor laugh-out-loud name-badge random rick-riordan the-son-of-neptune	Rick Riordan
a6b089e	"Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service. Shut up. Thank you. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy. Hope your diodes rot. Thank you. Have a nice day. Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. It is my pleasure to open for you... Zark off. ...and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.	humor random	Douglas Adams
df377ff	Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?	humor ironic orik page-207 random	Christopher Paolini
f39bd30	Act first, explain later.	random	Dan Brown
4d6fd5b	After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.	random	Jeff Lindsay
983690f	"He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by reaching out and tugging the chain. Light clicked on. He tugged the chain again. Light went off. Oh for gods' sake, he had a mean case of ADD sometimes. "Apollo," I snapped."	funny random seth the-return titans	Jennifer L. Armentrout
d5bd651	I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.	humor jell-o random	Megan McDonald
58899fa	Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.	british hugs neil-gaiman oversharing random	Amanda Palmer
3e6b4ff	"For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man." To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service." Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!"	dead glass imperial looking man odd random redd seeing service useless viciousness vollrath wars wonderland	Frank Beddor
b74760f	"Unoka went into an inner room and soon returned with a small wooden disc containing a kola nut, some alligator pepper and a lump of white chalk. "I have kola," he announced when he sat down, and passed the disc over to his guest. "Thank you. He who brings kola brings life. But I think you ought to break it," replied Okoye passing back the disc. "No, it is for you, I think," and they argued like this for a few moments before Unoka accepted the honor of breaking the kola. Okoye, meanwhile, took the lump of chalk, drew some lines on the floor, and then painted his big toe."	books humor random things-fall-apart	Chinua Achebe
a211985	"Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance"	ignorance random science	Richard Dawkins
17bc76e	The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge. 'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.' 'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.	brother conversation dinner family father fridge funny lesbian love problems random sexuality unrequited-love	Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
e3d8d3d	"I want gifts and Christmas music. I don't care how many Draziri are out there. They won't take Christmas from me." "Yes, but we don't have a suitable male," Orro said. "And only one dog." I looked at him. "What is this Christmas?" Wing asked. Orro turned from the stove. "It's the rite of passage during which the young males of the human species learn to display aggression and use weapons." Sean stopped what he was doing and looked at Orro. "The young men go out in small packs," Orro continued. "They brave the cold and come into conflict with other packs and they have to prove their dominance through physical combat. Their fathers teach them lessons in the proper use of swear words, and the young men have to undergo tests of endurance, like holding soap in their mouths and licking cold metal objects." Sean made a strangled noise. "At the end of their trials, they go to see a wise elder in a red suit to prove their worth. If they are judged worthy, the family erects a ceremonial tree and presents them with gifts of weapons." Sean was clearly struggling, because his head was shaking. "Also," Orro added, "a sacrificial poultry is prepared and then given to the wild animals, probably to appease the nature spirits." Sean roared with laughter." --	orro random	Ilona Andrews
26a636d	If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.	alice alive exercise gross jiggle jogging living pant random running sweat weird	Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
293a1c5	Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE	random	Kresley Cole
85c94cb	A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies.	random woman	L.M. Montgomery
e8c97b7	Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.	random	Adam Rex
60be8de	Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.	heart humour random	Cecelia Ahern
9626d75	Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.	brother confusion funny genitals girl gross hand-mirror humorous mirror random resentful sexuality sibling sour-cream teenage-boy teenage-girl weird woman	Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
f891871	It was not as natural as it appeared. It was more like milking a cow, easy as long as someone else was doing it.	funny inspiration judgments just-do-it random	Ann Patchett

86929a4

I'm unpredictable, I never know where I'm going until I get there, I'm so random, I'm always growing, learning, changing, I'm never the same person twice. But one thing you can be sure of about me; is I will always do exactly what I want to do.

change character-defining character-quote growth growth-life inspirational inspirational-attitude inspiring learning life-and-living random stubbornness unpredictable

C. JoyBell C.

aa3c129

That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.

inspirational random unusual weird

L. Frank Baum

503ce1e

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.

humor life-lessons life-sucks random wisdom

J.R. Ward

e5c645b

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

funny hilarious humor laugh-out-loud name-badge random rick-riordan the-son-of-neptune

Rick Riordan

a6b089e

"Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service. Shut up. Thank you. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy. Hope your diodes rot. Thank you. Have a nice day. Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. It is my pleasure to open for you... Zark off. ...and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.

humor random

Douglas Adams

df377ff

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?

humor ironic orik page-207 random

Christopher Paolini

f39bd30

Act first, explain later.

random

Dan Brown

4d6fd5b

After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the cool linoleum. Instead I reached out with my little finger and flipped the Barbie's head. It went thack thack against the door. I flipped it again. Thack thack. Whee. I had a new hobby.

random

Jeff Lindsay

983690f

"He seemed to be staring at the chain hanging from the ceiling fan. Seconds later, he confirmed this by reaching out and tugging the chain. Light clicked on. He tugged the chain again. Light went off. Oh for gods' sake, he had a mean case of ADD sometimes. "Apollo," I snapped."

funny random seth the-return titans

Jennifer L. Armentrout

d5bd651

I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.

humor jell-o random

Megan McDonald

58899fa

Sometimes it was like Neil was from an alien planet, where people never asked for or shared anything emotional without deeply apologizing first. He assured me that he was simply British. And that we Americans, with all of our loud oversharing and need for random hugs and free admissions to people we've just met of deep, traumatic childhood wounds looks just as alien to them.

british hugs neil-gaiman oversharing random

Amanda Palmer

3e6b4ff

"For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man." To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service." Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!"

dead glass imperial looking man odd random redd seeing service useless viciousness vollrath wars wonderland

Frank Beddor

b74760f

"Unoka went into an inner room and soon returned with a small wooden disc containing a kola nut, some alligator pepper and a lump of white chalk. "I have kola," he announced when he sat down, and passed the disc over to his guest. "Thank you. He who brings kola brings life. But I think you ought to break it," replied Okoye passing back the disc. "No, it is for you, I think," and they argued like this for a few moments before Unoka accepted the honor of breaking the kola. Okoye, meanwhile, took the lump of chalk, drew some lines on the floor, and then painted his big toe."

books humor random things-fall-apart

Chinua Achebe

a211985

"Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance"

ignorance random science

Richard Dawkins

17bc76e

The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge. 'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.' 'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.

brother conversation dinner family father fridge funny lesbian love problems random sexuality unrequited-love

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

e3d8d3d

"I want gifts and Christmas music. I don't care how many Draziri are out there. They won't take Christmas from me." "Yes, but we don't have a suitable male," Orro said. "And only one dog." I looked at him. "What is this Christmas?" Wing asked. Orro turned from the stove. "It's the rite of passage during which the young males of the human species learn to display aggression and use weapons." Sean stopped what he was doing and looked at Orro. "The young men go out in small packs," Orro continued. "They brave the cold and come into conflict with other packs and they have to prove their dominance through physical combat. Their fathers teach them lessons in the proper use of swear words, and the young men have to undergo tests of endurance, like holding soap in their mouths and licking cold metal objects." Sean made a strangled noise. "At the end of their trials, they go to see a wise elder in a red suit to prove their worth. If they are judged worthy, the family erects a ceremonial tree and presents them with gifts of weapons." Sean was clearly struggling, because his head was shaking. "Also," Orro added, "a sacrificial poultry is prepared and then given to the wild animals, probably to appease the nature spirits." Sean roared with laughter." --

orro random

Ilona Andrews

26a636d

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

alice alive exercise gross jiggle jogging living pant random running sweat weird

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

293a1c5

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE

random

Kresley Cole

85c94cb

A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies.

random woman

L.M. Montgomery

e8c97b7

Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up.

random

Adam Rex

60be8de

Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.

heart humour random

Cecelia Ahern

9626d75

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.

brother confusion funny genitals girl gross hand-mirror humorous mirror random resentful sexuality sibling sour-cream teenage-boy teenage-girl weird woman

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

f891871

It was not as natural as it appeared. It was more like milking a cow, easy as long as someone else was doing it.

funny inspiration judgments just-do-it random

Ann Patchett