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4d90f92 North Carolina is temperate and populated with well-meaning people; therefore I will engage in oral sex with another man. David Sedaris
c4cac31 In 2004, I offered priority (book)-signing to smokers, the reason being that, because they didn't have as long to live, their time was more valuable. Four years later my special treatment was reserved for men who stood five-foot-six and under. "That's right, my little friends," I announced. "There'll be no waiting in line for you." It seemed unfair to restrict myself to men, so I included any woman with braces on her teeth. "What about us?".. David Sedaris
8f71bad she was the human equivalent of a storm cloud. David Sedaris
77a0332 Oh, for Christ's sake," I hear. "Can we please just try to have a good time?" This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it." David Sedaris
98518a0 In his work shirt and underpants, he looked powerful but also cartoonish, like a bear dressed up for a job interview. David Sedaris
6a94b7d what fantasies are for: they allow you to skip the degradation and head straight to the top. David Sedaris
0ac2012 occurred. But there was no denying it now, the evidence was all over him. The pleasantly warm flush to his normally sallow cheeks; the relaxed, almost rubbery way he leaned against the window--a stark contrast to his usual calcified, if slightly hunched posture; and most important Ben Mezrich
ede71f7 someone exceedingly loyal, a true yes-man, a cog who knew when to turn, when to stay still. Ben Mezrich
8d8aa88 Cab drivers are night-riding denizens of the first order. They view wretched foibles from a gutter perspective. James Ellroy
b36a7a9 The driver drove by roadway Braille perfidia James Ellroy
d75522c So many wicked ways to scandal-skin a cat. James Ellroy
45bf225 Lose thirty pounds within the next thirty days, or I'll have Chief Horrall put you on the 'Fat Husband's Diet' recently extolled in the Ladies' Home Journal. James Ellroy
2b36c3c I loved men and was going mad with suppressed desire. It pushed me into a series of affairs with dubious jazz musicians. Sex was not what I imagined. It was tension, scent and prosaic misalliance. It was sweet and sad revelation, and all expectation dashed. James Ellroy
7656c73 Bergen, and Oldfield. The James Ellroy
c380624 Canned shtick--Pete gleeful: 'The left one's the hospital, the right one's death. The right one steals your life while the left steals your breath. These hands are bad juju and the bad boogaloo, they're the teeth of the demon as he slides down the flue. James Ellroy
1dcc535 I saw crime everywhere. Crime was not isolated incidents destined for ultimate solution and adjudication. Crime was the continual circumstance. It was all day, every day. The ramifications extended to the 12th of Never. This is a policeman's view of crime. I did not know it then. James Ellroy
a9409f0 I do three weeks at the Hall of Justice Jail. It's a potent crime primer. I'm the geek that all the pro thugs disdain. I observe them up close. It's the '60s. It's social-grievance-as-justification-for-bad-actions time. My cellmates have sadness raps down. I gain a notch on my crime-as-continuing-circumstance notion. Crime is large-scale individual moral default. That means you, motherfucker. James Ellroy
adca926 I am best served in my life's goals if I lay in the dark, brood, sleep, listen to classical music, spend time with my few friends, and chase women. That's what I do. I chase women. I spend time with my few friends. I brood. I sleep. I earn money, and I work. James Ellroy
1c091e9 All I have is the will to remember. Time revoked/fever dreams -- I wake up reaching, afraid I'll forget. Pictures keep the woman young. L.A., fall 1958. James Ellroy
a1026d9 I had chewed a big steak two hours before, swallowing the juice and spitting out the meat, and I could smell animal blood in my sweat. James Ellroy
e8603d5 I got an emergency leave. I visited my dad on his deathbed. His last words to me: "Try to pick up every waitress who serves you." James Ellroy
8e2044c There is no proportion. Pearl Harbor took care of that. James Ellroy
f924db8 All dressed up and no one to kill. James Ellroy
158bc5c Scripture-pure veracity and scandal-rag content. That conjunction gives it its sizzle. You carry the seed of belief within you already. You recall the time this narrative captures and sense conspiracy. I am here to tell you that it is all true and not at all what you think. You will read with some reluctance and capitulate in the end. The following pages will force you to succumb. I am going to tell you everything. James Ellroy
55ae93c Those we understand are those we control. James Ellroy
83eac01 I told lies and wondered where I would go if my own past was all I had left. James Ellroy
e8146ec Twenty-nine years old and on her third masters degree because she's afraid to go out and meet the world. Sad, isn't it?" Mal sighed. "Tragic." James Ellroy
8f1dc67 Pulling away, I realized I had no place to go and nothing I wanted to do except satisfy my curiosity about a woman who was coming on like gangbusters and a big load of grief. grief lust women James Ellroy
196e343 Claire De Haven and the company cared for the plight of the world. Claire De Haven and the company extolled tyrants and lived for adversarial cliche. James Ellroy
d28353a Epidemic boo-hoo -- 'DON'T TELL MY WIFE!' Leg-shackle clangs -- the prostie vans shook...Panic down below: Shriners bagged en masse. Five men, fez hats flying -- a whore grabbed one and pranced. James Ellroy
5b730f4 Big D. November '63. He was there that Big Weekend. He caught the Big Moment and took this Big Ride. He was a sergeant on Vegas PD. He was married. He had a chemistry degree. His father was a big Mormon fat cat. Wayne Senior was jungled up all over the nut Right. He did Klan ops for Mr. Hoover and Dwight Holly. He pushed high-line hate tracts. He rode the far-Right zeitgeist and stayed in the know. He knew about the JFK hit. It was multi-f.. James Ellroy
6bbb73e Yes, my friends--it's becoming Jewniversally apparent. James Ellroy
16b77a0 All I have is withering perception. Women write diaries in the hope that their words will beckon fate. James Ellroy
409d83c After over six hundred hours of listening, John knew two more things: That the most profound truth lay in the labyrinths that coiled behind a green door in the interviewee's mind the very second that Alfred Kinsey said, "Tell me about your fantasies"; and, two, that with the proper information and the correct stimuli he could get carefully chosen people to break through those doors and act out their fantasies, past moral strictures and the .. James Ellroy
e2ee97b Some of them screamed. Some of them wept. Some of them grinned like LSD was a blast. A case officer said John Stanton hatched the idea - lets flood Cuba with this shit before we invade. Langley co-signed the brainstorm. Langley embellished it: Let's induce mass hallucinations and stage the second coming of Christ!!!! Langley found some suicidal actors. Langley dolled them up to look like J.C. Langley had them set to pre-invade Cuba concurre.. humourous-quote James Ellroy
ebf9999 Looking back, I know that the man possessed no gift of prophecy; he simply worked to assure his own future, while I skated uncertainly toward mine. It was his flat-voiced "Cherchez la femme" that still haunts me. Because our partnership was nothing but a bungling road to the Dahlia. " detective extraordinary noir James Ellroy
8baa596 There's a trick to lying. Hold to the same line, regardless of who you're with. James Ellroy
7bfc096 The town in which ... I had spent my youth ... had nothing to give me but memories. Hermann Hesse
34e240e Each one carries with him to the end traces of his birth, the slime and eggshells of a primordial world. Hermann Hesse
3625199 Despite what some adults seem to think, teenagers are fully human. Ursula K. Le Guin
d9a6aff Of course it happened. An effective dream is a reality, Dr. Haber. Ursula K. Le Guin
bfda537 No one ever arrives home," she said amiably. "But when the paths of friends meet, the whole world looks like home for a while." Hermann Hesse
1be2ffe He was pleased with everything that he did and learned and the days and months passed quickly. But he learned more from the river than Vasudeva could teach him. He learned from it continually. Above all, he learned from it how to listen, to listen with a still heart, with a waiting, open soul, without passion, without desire, without judgment, without opinions. learning understanding Hermann Hesse
3aaf841 These records, however much or however little of real life may lie at the back of them, are not an attempt to disguise or to palliate this widespread sickness of our times. They are an attempt to present the sickness itself in its actual manifestation. They mean, literally, a journey through hell, a sometimes fearful, sometimes courageous journey through the chaos of a world whose souls dwell in darkness, a journey undertaken with the deter.. Hermann Hesse