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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 7cda463 | at eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.) | Christopher Moore | ||
| 0900cf1 | the monks called it Jew-do, meaning the way of the Jew. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 2d38246 | antes de que la propia anchura de la punta de plastico interrumpiese | Christopher Moore | ||
| 1728174 | down bummer," Charlie said. "just chill." he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be." | Christopher Moore | ||
| df64283 | Por favor, por el amor de Dios, pon fin a este sufrimiento y follame o matame! | Christopher Moore | ||
| 17551ed | All men are evil, that's what I was talking to my father about." "What did he say?" "Fuck 'em." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 103da78 |
Resulto que a los cancerberos se les podia adiestrar, particularmente si solo se les decian cosas que iban a hacer de todos modos. (< |
Christopher Moore | ||
| 3052a4c | mitzvahs, ninos en JC Penney's o lo que fuera, pero en tierra firme. Al otro lado del canal, | Christopher Moore | ||
| fa065e7 | Torah! Torah! Torah!" - THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 87c7c3c | come up here if you have a vision or if you are in trouble." Pokey grabbed a bag from the floor of the truck and handed it to Samson through the window. "There's a blanket in there and some mint" -- | Christopher Moore | ||
| 4670c87 | no somos mas que politicos: vociferantes putas de la retorica. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 4ac9108 | politicos: vociferantes putas de la retorica. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 406a886 | Las tres joyas del taoismo son la compasion, la moderacion y la humildad... | Christopher Moore | ||
| 77879ee | cuanto antes confiesas tus errores, antes puedes irte a cometer mas. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 4d42ac6 | La ironia puede ser espontanea, mientras que para el sarcasmo hace falta voluntad. El sarcasmo hay que crearlo. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 3279aa7 | Pues no te la mojes, Pedro. Ven conmigo. Camina sobre las aguas. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 5e34436 | It's as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.) | Christopher Moore | ||
| 8cd3ef1 | volvio hacia Clay--. Nate tambien era amigo mio. ?Cuanto tiempo hace que nos conocemos? ?Veintidos anos? ?Veintitres? No creeras que yo haria una cosa asi. --No estoy diciendo que lo hayas hecho tu personalmente. ?En que | Christopher Moore | ||
| 46d6a2f | but all things considered, he could go a very long time not being run over by a Volvo again and feel just dandy about it. He | Christopher Moore | ||
| 60471d1 | antes de que el capitan empezara a contarle que habia jodido en un jardin, con un delfin, en un cajon, con un raton... | Christopher Moore | ||
| 0dd56ba | Si tuvierais mas dioses, no os preocuparia tanto que se enfadara solo uno. | Christopher Moore | ||
| b4a689e | He had broken one of the cardinal rules--Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself--and he'd been loving life ever since. They | Christopher Moore | ||
| 62b1d98 | farmacos y el perdon pueden convertir el morir en un momento gozoso: | Christopher Moore | ||
| e9b59d6 | Los heroes conservadores no existen>>. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 7ca4bd3 | Josh se alejo despacio, mas o menos en direccion a aquella montana. El monte Tabor, creo que era. La senora Zebedeo se puso a perseguir a sus hijos como quien persigue pollos | Christopher Moore | ||
| 655ba50 | la Ruta de la Seda, que no estaba hecha de seda y que, en realidad, no era sino un sendero estrecho que se abria paso a traves de un paisaje desertico, inhospito y elevado que corresponde a lo que hoy es Siria, y se dirigia a un paisaje desertico, inhospito y bajo que corresponde a lo que hoy es Irak. | Christopher Moore | ||
| c679c10 | Que cono, seguro que hasta hay monjas de alguna orden dispuestas a echarte un polvo por simple caridad. O como acto de penitencia. | Christopher Moore | ||
| f273256 | Toda libertad que puede ser concedida, tambien puede ser suprimida. | Christopher Moore | ||
| d3fea97 | Doing what he wanted to do and his boundless affinity for everything made Clay Demodocus a happy guy, but he was also shrewd enough not to be too open about his happiness. Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 2f7b47c | A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore. | Christopher Moore | ||
| b8e5149 | Which goes to show you, right there, the difference between sailors and marines: marines are fucking stupid. Running when you don't have to. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 91ecf26 | I would have looked away, should have, but I had never seen a green one. A weaker man might have plucked out his own eyes, but being a philosopher, I knew the sight could never be unseen, so I persevered. | Christopher Moore | ||
| f48a611 | I may be small, but Im not a child to be afraid of a pretended demon speaking in tongues. Im a lapsed Christian and a pagan of convenience. The worst I can do on my conscience is cut your throat and ask the forest to count it as a sacrifice come the Yule, so cease your nonsense and tell me how you know my name. | Christopher Moore | ||
| d9675ca | And force them, though it was in spiteOf Nature and their stars, to write. | Authors | ||
| c38b21c | And hold up to the sun my little taper. | Authors | ||
| 24c9fc0 | A man may write at any time if he set himself doggedly to it. | Authors | ||
| c864d38 | Once through the door Edmund pulled me roughly aside. The big yeoman at the threshold lowered the blade of his halberd an inch and frowned at the bastard. Edmund released me and looked bewildered, as if his own hand had betrayed him. (I bring food and drink to the guards when they are on post during feasts. I believe it is written in the Obfuscations of St. Pesto: In nine cases out of ten, a large friend with a poleax shall truly a blessing.. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 3e9979a | It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pound hounds from hell | Christopher Moore | ||
| c3a0622 | Beta Males make excellent spies. Not the "James Bond, Aston Martin with missiles, boning the beautiful Russian rocket scientist on an ermineskin bedspread" sort of spy--more the "bad comb-over, deep-cover bureaucrat fishing coffee-sodden documents out of a Dumpster" spy." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 279f68d | That's what I'm saying," said Charlie, who wasn't saying that at all." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 10c4fd9 | I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan. "And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan." | humor king-lear paraphrased shakespeare | Christopher Moore | |
| dfcec02 | Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace. | Christopher Moore | ||
| fbcfdbb | You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 1a07f70 | Justice favors the favored sons. | Christopher Moore |