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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 5f15243 | Alpha Males may lead the armies of the world, but it's the Betas who actually get the shit blowed up. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 94f4f94 | Othello, you must, with fearful vigor and utmost alacrity, marry this bitch. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 218461f | I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is closed. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 1abe87f | Dancing?", ventured Portia. "I do so prefer dancing to suffering, don't you, Nerissa?" "You speak as if one must choose one over another. For every gentleman who has turned you around a ballroom can attest, dancing and suffering can be partners in step." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 9b84bcf | Cuando no tienes buenos argumentos, a veces es mejor darle la vuelta a la tortilla y ponerte a preguntar tu. Lo aprendi en la clase de Introduccion a los medios de comunicacion. | Christopher Moore | ||
| fabc807 | Serao todas as mulheres mais fortes e melhores do que eu? - Sim - respondeu ele. | woman-s-strength | Christopher Moore | |
| 42675fe | When he was reading he could fly away into the wildest skies of imagination, untethered to the reality that his soul was trapped in a wretched creature cobbled together from meat and bone, like us all. Charlie | Christopher Moore | ||
| 1c0cdc3 | Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics. | pavlov | Christopher Moore | |
| 1deddea | Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go with the flock to keep an abomination from happening. I can spot an abomination from fifty paces." Maggie smiled. "And did you prevent any abominations?" "Oh yes, I kept all of the abominations at bay while Kaliel played with his favorite sheep behind the bushes." "Biff," Joshua said gravely, "that was the abomination you were supposed.. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 31bf984 | The ocean there was bitterly cold, with an average visibility of eighteen inches, and a huge elephant seal rookery at the shore. Through the winter thousands of the rotund pinnipeds lay strewn across Pine Cove beaches like great barking turds, and although not dangerous in themselves, they were the dietary mainstay of the great white shark, which had evolved over 120 million years into the perfect excuse for never entering water over one's .. | seals sharks | Christopher Moore | |
| 288c883 | The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: "You think we're slow? Look at that guy." To shore up the snail's morale in the same way, there was a rock. Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capitalism, democracy, and most religions." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 611c76f | Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion suffering souls in Hell's own choir. | humor | Christopher Moore | |
| 2ea3502 | los chinos pasan de la Navidad porque es una historia sin dragones ni petardos. | Christopher Moore | ||
| f102527 |
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Christopher Moore | ||
| e8f676c | Tu haces lo mismo, intentas reconciliar a todas las madres que ha sido mama: la que querias que fuera, la que era cuando la necesitabas y estaba ahi, la que era cuando no te entendia. . . La mayoria de nosotros no vive con un solo yo integrado que se desenvuelve en el mundo, somos un manojo de yoes. Cuando alguien se muere, todos esos yoes se integran en el alma, en la esencia de lo que somos, mas alla de las distintas caras que adoptamos a.. | Christopher Moore | ||
| bdf727d | Like the saber-toothed tiger's fangs, or the Alpha Male's testosterone, there's just more Beta Male imagination than can really be put to good use. Consequently, a lot of Beta Males become hypochondriacs, neurotics, paranoids, or develop an addiction to porn or video games. | Christopher Moore | ||
| c86cb74 | It kept him from reaching that place that he hit so, so often in his life, the mind-bending, sob-inducing limit where he said to himself, I just cannot endure any more motherfucking death. No more! Order. Put everything in order. Serve order. That was the why and what of it. Order. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 9a97286 | Eu sonho com sangue, com uma solidao tao vazia que nem o eco sobreviveria nela e acordo a gritar, ensopado no meu proprio suor, e mesmo depois de acordar a sensacao solidao mantem-se durante algum tempo. | solitude | Christopher Moore | |
| 33da4ad | Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come. | Christopher Moore | ||
| aaa7bce | the preferable way to treat one another is with love and kindness; that pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity; and that somehow, as human beings, we are all connected spiritually. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 4090a98 | Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 1a45a3d | El tipico vn, vestidito negro: el equivalente indumentario de las armas nucleares. | Christopher Moore | ||
| dc504bb | If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape. If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not. May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them. May you find perfe.. | Christopher Moore | ||
| cb123d7 | Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to. Especially if they resent both. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 8bc4aaf | Nobody's perfect.... | Christopher Moore | ||
| 4b55008 | How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion of movement with progress, my friend? | Christopher Moore | ||
| 7c35809 | no somos mas que politicos: vociferantes putas de la retorica. Lazarus | Christopher Moore | ||
| 16ee05b | La voce di Jake si perdeva come il suono di un kazoo nella galleria del vento. | Christopher Moore | ||
| b8c72e6 | Il mattino dopo, il primo pensiero di Tuck fu: Ho un aereo da prendere. Il secondo: ho il cazzo rotto. Succede. Hai un'irritazione intima - emorroidi, crampi mestruali, malattie veneree, la vescica infiammata - e per quanto provi a sfuggirne l'attrazione gravitazionale, la mente si ritrova imprigionata nell'orbita del pensiero circolare. Se qualcosa riesce a distrarti dall'irritazione, e un'altra irritazione. La vita e un'irritazione. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 7e9f0c9 | La febbre aveva catapultato Tucker Case in un sogno nel quale veniva gettato in mezzo a grandi onde elastiche di demoni dalle ali di pipistrello - sbriciolato, soffocato, morso e graffiato - e la, nel caos, vedeva con la coda dell'occhio un foglietto rosa di ammorbidente, a riprova del fatto che lo avevavno sbattuto nel cestello di una lavatrice infernale. | Christopher Moore | ||
| b7ac593 | if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 3ab909e | Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby, you can be the director of the opponent's fate. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 5c87037 | Matthew? | Christopher Moore | ||
| 52527f0 | He was continually surprised at the speed and accuracy of her creepiness. She was like some creepiness child prodigy | Christopher Moore | ||
| bf13dac | Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don't look so goddamn smug. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 8469b50 | There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin. So | Christopher Moore | ||
| 3a43fe3 | Change comes through action. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 79e589f | Despite the long journey, it seemed easier to go back the way I had come. At least some level of familiarity would be waiting there. But if I was making easy choices, why was I there in the first place? | Christopher Moore | ||
| 29b09db | Night crawled across the desert sky like a black cat with phosphorus dandruff. | Christopher Moore | ||
| 31dccec | The martial arts would not be developed by Buddhist monks until after that, but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, "What if Jesus had known kung fu?" | Christopher Moore | ||
| a53a498 | En efecto, fue un macho beta sumamente habilidoso quien descubrio el fuego, aunque, como era de esperar, un macho alfa se lo arrebatara casi enseguida (los alfa fracasaron en el descubrimiento del fuego, pero, como no entendian que no habia que agarrar el palo por el lado caliente y anaranjado, se les atribuye en cambio la invencion de la quemadura de tercer grado). | Christopher Moore | ||
| 473b7ea | Come with us," I said, "and we will make you oarlock makers of men." "What?" said Joshua. "That's what they were doing when we came up. Making an oarlock. Now you see how stupid that sounds?" "It's not the same." | Christopher Moore | ||
| 1112af8 | And long after that, and even when we had returned to Israel, we always ate Chinese food on Joshua's birthday. I'm told it became a tradition not only with those of us who knew Joshua, but with Jews everywhere.) | Christopher Moore | ||
| fe30654 | Funny how easy heartbreak can come. I've always had a talent for it. | Christopher Moore |