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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| cab327d | I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket. | Mitch Hedberg | ||
| 555a6f9 | I had one anchovy, that's why I didn't have two anchovies. | Mitch Hedberg | ||
| 7d328a5 | A fly was very close to being called a "land," cause that's what they do half the time. | Mitch Hedberg | ||
| 35b70d0 | Yeah, this comedy is all a part of my "Get Rich Slow" scheme... and it's working. | Mitch Hedberg | ||
| f9cee5a | I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. | Mitch Hedberg | ||
| bfcc693 | I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. | Mitch Hedberg | ||
| dcd295a | There was no involvement whatsoever. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 17331b9 | Breaking the rules to change the rules is un-American. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 81616ca | Think of me as the Grim Reaper. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 62f223d | President Trump's nominee will receive a vote on the floor of the United States Senate. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| c9d3ab4 | The mob was fed lies. They were provoked by the President and other powerful people. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 54a5c2f | Impeachment was never meant to be the final forum for American justice. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 8ef1fe8 | African American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans. | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 0d7806c | We're going to do everything we can to make sure she's successful | Mitch McConnell | ||
| 790e4ea | The average consumer does not know the difference between browser, Internet and search box. | Mitchell Baker | ||
| aad1f90 | I purchased a gun when I was a young man. I've been a hunter pretty much all my life. | Mitt Romney | ||
| b8dadd0 | I don't think you change Washington from the inside. I think you change it from the outside. | Mitt Romney | ||
| 5314564 | This combines a couple of things I like best -- cars and sport. | Mitt Romney | ||
| dc71f21 | I see an America where poverty is defeated by opportunity, not enabled by a government check. | Mitt Romney | ||
| 3b4ddea | I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was. | Mitt Romney | ||
| dfc2fe8 | There was a time when we all got our news with the same facts, if you will. | Mitt Romney | ||
| 34ad8be | America has greatness ahead. This is a time for choosing. | Mitt Romney | ||
| 597e8ba | He can't look like that. That's wrong. Just look at him! | Mitt Romney | ||
| 525e361 | Fixed formation is bad. Study this well. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| ca8e333 | Step by step walk the thousand-mile road. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 5d12bf7 | In this the Fire Book of the NiTo Ichi school of strategy I describe fighting as fire. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| e0d2707 | The Ni To Ichi Way of strategy is recorded in this the Book of the Void. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 94ceb77 | Accept everything just the way it is. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 6822829 | Do not seek pleasure for its own sake. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 73cf582 | Do not, under any circumstances, depend on a partial feeling. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 32a9aea | Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| a10e7c7 | Be detached from desire your whole life long. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| c507931 | Do not regret what you have done. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 4944efb | Never be jealous. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| f5ccab7 | Never let yourself be saddened by a separation. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 18958fa | Resentment and complaint are appropriate neither for oneself or others. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 6ac43fd | Do not let yourself be guided by the feeling of lust or love. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 72afa33 | In all things have no preferences. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 868320c | Be indifferent to where you live. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 6be2eea | Do not hold on to possessions you no longer need. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 6ad5b4b | Do not act following customary beliefs | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| a74ef9b | Do not collect weapons or practice with weapons beyond what is useful. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 3a65e1f | Do not fear death. | Miyamoto Musashi | ||
| 03911a8 | Do not seek to possess either goods or fiefs for your old age. | Miyamoto Musashi |