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They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
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humour
humor
shopping
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Sophie Kinsella |
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...most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they're gone for the day - if not the week - and can't be regenerated simply by having an Orange Julius at the Food Fair.
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shopping
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Douglas Coupland |
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I walked inside Macy's and faced the pathetic spectacle of a department store full of shoppers, none of whom were shopping for themselves. Without the instant gratification of a self-aimed purchase, everyone walked around in the tactical stupor of the financially obligated.
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shopping
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Rachel Cohn |
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"I can't wear this," she said from inside the dressing room. "It's too small." "Let's see," Nick said. "Come on out." "Get me a bigger size. A lot bigger." Nick opened the door and looked in at Kate. "Whoa," he said on a gush of air. His pupils dilated to the point where his brown eyes were almost totally black, and Kate decided the dress must look better than she'd first thought. "Well?" she asked. "I think I'm in love," Nick said. "But then my brain isn't completely engaged right now. That's not where the blood is flowing." "Too much information" Kate said. "It would have been enough to tell me I look okay." "Honey you look a lot better than okay." "You don't think I look slutty?" "Not at these prices," Nick said."
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nick-fox
shopping
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Janet Evanovich |
e521780
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The town is mobbed out with Saturday shoppers looking for Christmas bargains. You can almost breathe in the raw greed which hangs in the air like vapour. As the late afternoon darkness falls, the lights look tacky and sinister.
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greed
tacky
shopping
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Irvine Welsh |
588afaa
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[Short Talk on the Sensation of Airplane Takeoff] Well you know I wonder, it could be love running toward my life with its arms up yelling
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poetry
love
essay
shopping
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Anne Carson |
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"We were poor back then. Not living in a cardboard carton poor, not "we might have to eat the dog" poor, but still poor. Poor like, no insurance poor, and going to McDonald's was a really big excitement poor, wearing socks for gloves in the winter poor, and collecting nickels and dimes from the washing machine because she never got allowance, that kind of poor... poor enough to be nostalgic about poverty. So, when my mom and dad took me here for my tenth birthday, it was a really big deal. They'd saved up for two months to take me to the photography store and they bought me a Kodak Instamatic film camera... I really miss those days, because we were still a real family back then... this mall doesn't even have a film photography store anymore, just a cell phone and digital camera store, it's depressing..."
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poverty
future
past
cardboard
coins
washing-machine
instamatic
kodak
cape-breton
nova-scotia
mcdonald-s
camera
digital
birthday
mall
canada
nostalgic
shopping
film
poor
insurance
wishes
dog
nostalgia
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Rebecca McNutt |
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"When I opened my case in the hotel, he gestured excitedly at my snakeskin sandals, turquoise suede wedges and silver-speckled jellies. "But you've loads of shoes," he bellowed joyfully. I shook my head sadly. Men just don't get it, do they? They're definitely missing the shoe chromosome."
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men
relationships
shopping
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Marian Keyes |
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shop
shopping
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Jeffrey Archer |
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As I stare at it,I can feel little invisible strings,silently tugging me toward it. I have to touch it. I have to wear it. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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feelings
tugging
strings
shopping
invisible
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Sophie Kinsella |
f1afd0e
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[Patricia Highsmith] was overwhelmed by sensory stimulation - there were too many people and too much noise and she just could not handle the supermarket. She continually jumped, afraid that someone might recognise or touch her. She could not make the simplest of decisions - which type of bread did she want, or what kind of salami? I tried to do the shopping as quickly as possible, but at the check-out she started to panic. She took out her wallet, knocked off her glasses, dropped the money on the floor, stuff was going all over the place.
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money
people
fear
asperger-s
asperger-s-syndrome
aspergers
aspergers-syndrome
check-out
jump
jumped
recognise
sensory-stimulation
quickly
wallet
stuff
supermarket
overwhelmed
autism
glasses
shopping
decision
panic
decisions
noise
touch
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Andrew Wilson |
2408934
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Don't tell me you're passionate about your job - show me that you're passionate about helping people like me.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
passionate
business-success
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
helping
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Chris Murray |
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"I've just been thinking it would be a lot of fun to live in a defunct shopping mall! Totally abandoned, Yet still frozen in time, Bright white lights shining, Artificial turquoise fountains spewing out clear water, Eerie eighties elevator music drifting by... Dancing erratically, shouting to the top, Because it's sad to see these places die. They're a testament to the hubris of modern America, which is dying in and of itself. Let's face it. We know we can't compete with Online shopping And Made-in-China products And eBay And Amazon. Those of us who spent our High school And college days Being wage slaves to these dying malls, We'll be old and nostalgic someday, Telling our grandkids about these wonderful buildings! They housed sets of trendy clothes Which nobody was rich enough to afford Or thin enough to fit in. We'll tell them about the first time We were almost trampled in a Black Friday stampede. The first time we saw a kid Vomit in the ugly rainbow ball pit At the children's play area, Dumped by babysitters to grow up there, Spending their childhood draped in neon. The first time eating greasy pad-thai And hamburgers At the food court. The first time falling in love In the dark movie theatre That charges too much for stale popcorn. Holding hands in the sunlit rays Of the dusty projector... Totally lost in moments. What is the meaning of this voyage? Our grandkids, Who will probably have Smartphones Surgically implanted to their brains And identical glass condominiums by then, They'll gasp in shock and say, "Wow, that sounds SO cool!"
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life
love
dead-mall
mall
shopping
eerie
childhood
consumerism
nostalgia
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Rebecca McNutt |
de8d58d
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The salesperson you'd ideally like to be and the salesperson you'd like to encounter as a customer should roughly be the same, shouldn't they?
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
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Remember what I used to tel you when you were a little girl? 'A fool and her money soon part.' Current-day translation? Stop pissing away your assets at Bloomingdale's.
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money
bloomingdales
shopaholic
shop
addiction
confession
shopping
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Sophie Kinsella |
387005a
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We all need salespeople who deliver value that wasn't there before they arrived.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
95218ad
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Your target market are more bothered about whether what you sell will get them promoted, sacked, recognised, accepted, praised or laid.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
48ec76a
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Salespeople who think that it's all about price aren't required: If it can be sold on the internet at the lowest price, you can take the huge cost of a sales team out of the equation.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
price
shopping
cost
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
ecaca7a
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When deciding what to buy, remember that some things are easy to buy--but then we have to them. If they're not used, they don't enhance our lives; they just contribute to guilt and clutter.
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shopping
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Gretchen Rubin |
131e07a
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"1) Leopardskin is always a neutral. 2) You can get away with nearly anything if you wear the thing with black opaque tights and boots. 3) Contrary to popular opinion, a belt is often not a good friend to a lady. Indeed, in many circumstances, it acts merely as a visual aid to help the onlooker settle the question: "Which half is fatter - the bottom or the top?" 4) Bright red is a neutral. 5) Sellotape is NOT strong enough to mend a hole in the crotch of a pair of tights. 6) You should NOT buy an outfit if you have to strike a sexy pose in the changing-room mirror to make it look good. On the other hand, if you immediately start dancing the minute you put it on, buy it, however much it costs: unless it's lots, in which case, you can't, so don't. Fashion magazines will NEVER say, "Actually, don't buy it if you can't afford it." Neither will your friends. I am probably the only person who will EVER say it to you. You're welcome."
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shopping
womanhood
fashion
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Caitlin Moran |
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Remember: when you walk into a DIY store to buy a drill, you don't want the drill. Your end goal is to make a hole and, in order to achieve this, you have to buy the drill.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
547aad7
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We all desperately need brilliant sales professionals far more than ever before - to help us, guide us, keep us informed and stop us from making diabolically stupid buying decisions.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
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Anyone could see the ticker tape. It was more frightening than the that never stopped calculating the national debt. This one said '27 SHOPPING DAYS TO CHRISTMAS'. It might as well have said '27 DAYS TO ARMAGEDDON'.
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shopping
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Jeanette Winterson |
5f876ad
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We all need salespeople with humility, honesty, integrity, empathy and an old-fashioned work ethic that ensures the job gets done.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
integrity
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
empathy
trust
honesty
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
work-ethic
shopping
business-advice
humility
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
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When your pipeline is full - with business coming out of your ears - the notion of people asking for a discount will sound hilarious, because you'll already be at capacity
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
69c7403
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22% of current business-to-business salespeople will be replaced by search engines within the next five years.
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money
business-to-business
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
a8906c7
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We all need salespeople who understand the problem and can deliver a solution that works brilliantly for both sides.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
0102ac2
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If what you sell doesn't help me then why are you knocking on my door?
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
b675d01
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Ignore the people who say that the sales industry needs to become professionalised: it already has.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
df39e32
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I can't and won't promise you magic sales fairy dust or the Jedi Mind Trick for salespeople - they simply don't exist.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
jedi
shopping
value
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
1a99297
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In this wonderful modern age, if you know what you want, you can just reach out and, with the click of a mouse, take complete control of your entire buying and shopping experience.
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money
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
ea1abdf
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"Salespeople need to "Earn the right" to become suppliers more than they ever did before."
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
1888533
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If you sound like a contestant from The Apprentice or if the customer believes that they are being sold AT, you have already failed.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
business
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
03638e6
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For all salespeople - Driving around and talking to people for a living, with no recognisable return for the time or money spent by your employer - is a job description that belongs in the past.
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money
business-to-business
buying-decision
buying-decision-quote
earn-the-right
influence-quotes
salesmanship
selling-skills
selling-tips
sales-effectiveness
selling
influence
trust
business-quotes
buying
customers
salespeople
business-success
shopping
business-advice
sales
sales-training
negotiation
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Chris Murray |
59bad1b
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"It was a stark choice: shoes or food; beauty or sustenance; the sensible or the self-indulgent. "I'll take the shoes," she said firmly." --
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shoes
shopping
guilt
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Alexander McCall Smith |
a2005e3
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I click to buy it and I'm furious to discover that it's not available in Ireland and they won't post it from abroad and the only place that sells it is Harrods and it's impossible for me to go to Harrods because it's like being trapped in an Escher painting.
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humour
make-up
ireland
shopping
trapped
london
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Marian Keyes |
8df6422
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Author Bill Bryson has this to say about our national obsession with shopping-- 'We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
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downfall-mankind
shopping-malls
shopping
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Dan Taylor |
61d1012
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The Viscount, meanwhile, conveyed Miss Wantage to a certain mantua-maker's establishment in Bond Street, where he was not unknown. Here, after a few moments' brief and startlingly frank colloquy with the astonished proprietress, he handed Miss Wantage over, to be fitted out as became her station. Nothing occurred to disturb the harmony of these proceedings, except a slight contretemps arising out of Miss Wantage's burning desire for a very dashing confection of sea-green gauze, with silver ribbons, and the Viscount's flat refusal to permit her to wear any garment so outrageously unsuited to a young lady supposedly on her way to a select seminary in Bath. This trifling quarrel was adjusted by the mantua-maker, who, foreseeing a valuable customer in the future Lady Sheringham, who spared no pains to exercise all the tact at her command. She suggested that his lordship should buy a demure (and extremely expensive) gown for Miss Wantage to wear in the immediate future, at the same time laying by, for a later occasion, the sea-green gauze which had so taken Miss's fancy. The Viscount agreed tooth's, and was at once obliged to call Miss Wantage to order for hugging him in public. By the time these purchases, with a few other of a more intimate nature, had been made; a hat to match the muslin dress chosen at a milliner's shop farther down the street; a pair of lavender kid gloves procured; such items as brushes, combs, and Joppa soap added to the list of necessities; and a faithful promise made to Miss Wantage that she should visit this entrancing thoroughfare again upon the morrow to make further purchases, dusk was falling.
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necessities
shopping
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Georgette Heyer |
90956ac
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Nothing could have appealed more strongly to Miss Wantage's youthful taste, so as soon as she had changed the chip-straw hat for an Angouleme bonnet of white thread-net trimmed with lace, she sallied forth once more with Mr. Ringwood, tripping beside him with all the assurance of one who knew herself to be dressed in the pink of fashion. The Angouleme bonnet most becomingly framed her face; she had taken great pains to comb her curls into modish ringlets; and if the figured muslin gown was less dashing than a certain pomona green silk which Mr. Ringwood had assured her, in some agitation, Sherry wouldn't like at all, no fault could be found with her little blue kid shoes, or her expensive gloves and ridicule, or with the sophisticated sun-shade which she carried to the imminent danger of the passers-by.
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hero-wantage
shopping
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Georgette Heyer |