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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 4794020 | Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ffb7347 | Knock knock! Who's there? Read! Read who? Read between the lines! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e4ad22b | Sean Platt is the bestselling co-author of over 60 books, including breakout post-apocalyptic horror serial Yesterday's Gone, literary mind-bender Axis of Aaron, and the blockbuster sci-fi series, Invasion. Never one for staying inside a single box for long, he also writes smart stories for children under the pen name Guy Incognito, and laugh out loud comedies which are absolutely not for children. He is also the founder of the Sterling & S.. | Sean Platt | ||
| 3d49b35 | Jokes The | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 798e7a2 | Leave a Review! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 61cf111 | Yo mama is so old... that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 242a6d4 | Carrie who? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 65aa39d | Carrie my bag! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0020475 | Knock knock! Who's there? Vanna! Vanna who? Vanna go see a movie tonight? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 71f1f2b | Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 00fe42c | Leaf | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 42975c4 | Knock knock! Who's there? Texas! Texas who? I told you to Texas when you got home! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4487ffe | What is your favorite joke? Leave | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 14fe138 | Yo mama is so fat... when she dives into the ocean there is a tsunami-warning! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b5a5d40 | Q: Why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b8479df | Yo mama is so poor... her TV has two channels: ON and OFF! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0d41272 | Target! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2e045a5 | What looks just like half a loaf of bread? A: Its other half! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4e7c520 | Jokes Knock knock! Who's there? Vanna! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6b6a200 | Yo mama is so fat... her blood type is gravy! Yo | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 64875fc | fish | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7d54e6f | dresses | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| bc61c41 | one! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 877b562 | on two | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6ae49d7 | truck! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| fe3547f | some! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ae48e2d | Q: Why did the weather want privacy? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 62ac8ca | Why are false teeth like stars? A: Because they come out at night! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 00f14b1 | Aardvark Jokes Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c50e25e | a house really smelly? A: Just a phew! Q: What's a skunk's philosophy on life? A: Eat, stink, and be merry! Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? A: Something that stinks and stings! Q: What's a skunk's favorite game in school? A: Show and smell! Q: Did you hear the joke about the skunk? A: Never mind, it stinks! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 67f3c20 | Q: What did King Kong say when he dialed incorrectly? A: King Kong ring wrong! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c8d4591 | Why are there so many Smith's in the phone book? A: They all have phones! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 16351b2 | Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Dog Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes Skunk Jokes Astronaut Jokes Cop Jokes Dancer Jokes Dentist Jokes Doctor Jokes Sports Jokes Music Jokes Food Jokes | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 575526b | Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| a65d9fa | How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b38148c | Knock | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b018ea5 | knock! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2a516bc | Who's | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 639fdbb | there? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 295a430 | Carrie! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 377515e | Q: Where do Russian cows come from? A: Moscow! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c09e631 | Carrie | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2ead98a | Does your brother keep himself clean? Yes! He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 42f8510 | Q: What is the opposite of a cold front? A: | Johnny B. Laughing |