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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 122fc1d | Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circuit! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 05f5c42 | A: A cheetah! *** | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 518c183 | Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1bd7d53 | What looks just like half a loaf of bread? A: It's other half. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b121644 | Santa Claws! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4538d1d | the chicken cross | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 35b2592 | Food | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 584f6dc | after you cut | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0b5c5b1 | Nadia head while the music plays! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9023010 | What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0b1e95c | from | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3854ea4 | Bing! Bing who? Bing down the house! Knock knock! Who's there? Zany! Zany | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b24de1f | Yo mama is so poor... she can't afford to pay attention! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 36d08b5 | Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 50c960e | Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 757512b | What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? A: An umbrellaphant! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 43de0e4 | What dance do you do when summer is over? A: Tango (tan go)! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 41c44f3 | Why do elephants live in the jungle? A: Because they don't have to pay rent! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 09a06a6 | Yo mama is so poor... a tornado hit her house and did a home improvement! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ff6e8a6 | Q: What are pigs warned to look out for in New York? A: Pig pockets! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5c8fab6 | What do you get if you cross a cat with Santa? A: Santa Claws! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 63baa40 | Q: When is a strange dog most likely to walk into your house? A: When the door is wide open! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| fcac62d | Q: Which dog can tell time? A: A watchdog! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d39c632 | dinosaurs. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| bc169cc | reproduced, | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| fea13f7 | Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space? A: He wanted to find Pluto! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ab6235b | Q: What is an animal's favorite day? A: St. Petrick's Day! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2405327 | Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2c80bf9 | Knock knock! Who's there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 673d2ae | Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7fe4aa2 | it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately! Q: | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3fda12f | Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c40a648 | Yo mama is so ugly... she turned Medusa to stone! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 62ee8ec | Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus practice? A: He wanted to sing higher! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| aef8e7f | Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0275a97 | Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b22d0c1 | Why should you never trust a person still in bed? A: Because they are lying! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 64357dd | she used to babysit Adam and Eve! Yo | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| bbbc0d3 | Knock knock! Who's there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 020dd55 | Knock knock! Who's there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3d2b90d | What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake! Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? A: | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9dc0ff8 | What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope! Q: | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| a970db7 | What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Q: | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d791ebd | Q: Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary! | Johnny B. Laughing |