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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| b6f3ea8 | Yo mama is so fat... she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0bdcdaf | Yo mama is so stupid... I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 97249e7 | Yo mama is so skinny... she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2f2bc98 | Yo mama is so stupid... she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| b592713 | Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7a181f9 | Yo mama is so old... she used to babysit Adam and Eve! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9b5a598 | Yo mama is so poor... burglars break into her house and leave money! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1bb9137 | Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 11af6e6 | Yo mama is so old... she helped serve the Last Supper! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3827ca6 | Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to climb Mountain Dew! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ae31729 | Yo mama is so ugly... I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2cfd95f | Yo mama is so poor... she hangs toilet paper out to dry! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f2a22a4 | Yo mama is so poor... she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, what are ya doing? She said, "Buying luggage." | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 36107b1 | Yo mama is so ugly... she made an onion cry. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3f10f55 | Yo mama is so ugly... when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7ea2a2a | Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to drown a fish! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f291844 | Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to throw a bird off a cliff! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0339f51 | Yo mama is so stupid... she threw a clock out the window to see time fly! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 428f9d7 | Yo mama is so stupid... she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e11c098 | Yo mama is so stupid... she sits on the floor and watches the couch. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f076244 | Yo mama is so stupid... she stayed up all night trying to catch up on her sleep! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f17e6ea | Yo mama is so ugly... they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4999a4c | Yo mama is so ugly... she looked out the window and got arrested! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7fd4cbb | Yo mama is so ugly... for Halloween she trick-or-treats on the phone! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2660299 | Yo mama is so ugly... she is the reason that Sonic the Hedgehog runs! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 93342b2 | Yo mama is so poor... when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, "Ok, choose a corner." | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 93050cf | Yo mama is so poor... the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0bfdafe | Yo mama is so ugly... when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals." | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9ead809 | Yo mama is so ugly... that she scares blind people! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 627d8bb | Yo mama is so ugly... she got beat up by her imaginary friends! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8b042cb | Yo mama is so ugly... the government moved Halloween to her birthday. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 800beba | Yo mama is so hairy... Harry Potter got jealous. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 767c98d | Yo mama is so hairy... you almost died of rug burn at birth! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 959921a | Yo mama is so hairy... she looks like Donkey Kong! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| cd16c16 | Yo mama is so hairy... the only language she speaks is Wookie! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0474655 | Yo mama is so lazy... she undercooks Ramen noodles! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2833dee | Yo mama is so old... she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3c6e948 | Yo mama is so old... that when she was in school there was no history class. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7269fbd | Yo mama is so old... I told her to act her own age, and she died. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 17bd037 | Yo mama is so old... she knew Mr. Clean when he had a head full of hair! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 65b0468 | Yo mama is so fat... when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabber the Hut from Star Wars. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 49ca23c | Yo mama is so fat... all she wanted for Christmas was to see her feet! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 490113d | Yo mama is so old... she knew the Dead Sea when it started getting sick! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5f99f5e | Yo mama is so fat... she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. | Johnny B. Laughing |