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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 8bfe16a | What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3a681f7 | What do computers eat when they get hungry? A: Chips! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 69a2faa | Why does everyone love cats? A: They are the most purr-fect pets! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 86c0b1b | Alice N. who? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1a7f655 | What do cars do at a party? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1e56f04 | What kind of driver will never get a license? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 71270b6 | Bosnia! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| abf10cd | Alice N. to you if you will listen to me! Knock knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too! Knock knock! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 581464f | Who's there? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f439648 | Q: What do you call a pig that | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5fd02f8 | Knock knock! Who's there? Yule! Yule who? Yule never guess! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d31add0 | All rights reserved. Copyright (c) 2014. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2543bc4 | Knock knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| dc98fff | Q: What letter should you try to avoid? A: The letter A because it makes men mean! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 717cdae | Knock knock! Who's there? Juno! Juno who? Juno how long I've been knocking on this door? Knock knock! Who's there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9044b78 | Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6cb81f8 | Knock knock! Who's there? Amana! Amana who? Leave me alone. Amana bad mood! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 155f8f1 | Why did the girl keep running around her bed? A: She was trying to catch up on her sleep! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 92fc721 | What did the monkey learn in school? A: The apey-cees! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7e91848 | this door last time? Knock knock! Who's there? Toucan! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1d9f822 | Bull who? Bull the door closed when you come in! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8285226 | Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0a48279 | Knock knock! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 376cf12 | girl keep | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2572717 | Yo mama is so fat... that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 944a06d | Yo mama is so hairy... she has tiny afros on her nipples! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f356acc | Yo mama is so hairy... you need a lawnmower to shave her back! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ca7d3dc | Stegosaur | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6ba6fac | Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a Cheerio. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 01325cb | Yo mama is so stupid... she sold her car for gas money. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1bfe843 | An unidentified flying omelet! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 811a098 | Yo mama is so old... she knew the Great Wall of China when it was only good! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| de622c8 | Yo mama is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old... her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old... she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama is so old... she dated George Washington! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so old... that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo mama is so old... her birth certific.. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e18c662 | Yo mama is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old... her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old... she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old... her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama is so old... she dated George Washington! Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so old... that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics! Yo mama is so old... her birth certific.. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 82069e9 | Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team! Yo mama is so stupid... she tripped over a wireless phone! Yo mama is so stupid... she failed a survey! Yo mama is so stupid... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama is so stupid... when they said that it is chilly outside, she went outside with a bowl and a spoon. Yo mama is so stupid... she tried to drown a fish! Yo mama is so stupid... she.. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 43a19c1 | Q: Why did the farmer feed the cow money? A: He wanted to have rich milk! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7efce12 | Yo mama is so fat... when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 63d70b5 | Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d1affee | Knock knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G! Knock knock! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c02d9e5 | the top! Knock knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ec452ab | Who's there? Betty! Betty who? Betty can't guess who I am! Knock knock! Who's there? Zena! Zena who? I Zena stealing my bike yesterday! Knock knock! Who's there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5bd1e91 | What dog can tell time? A: A watch dog! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0a3d2f8 | Yo mama is so poor... she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so poor... burglars break into her house and leave money! Yo mama is so poor... her TV has two channels: ON and OFF! Yo mama is so poor... her face is on a foodstamp! Yo mama is so poor... when it rains she says, "Shower time!" Yo mama is so poor... thieves rob her house for practice! Yo mama is so poor... she hangs toilet paper out to dry! Yo mama is so poor... she waves aro.. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6a2cb1e | Yo mama is so ugly... they had to feed her with a Frisbee! Yo mama is so ugly... when she watches TV the channels change themselves! Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so ugly... they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping! Yo mama is so ugly... she looked in the mirror and her reflection committed suicide! Yo mama is so ugly... even homeless people won't take her mo.. | Johnny B. Laughing |