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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 6f7fda6 | Yo mama is so stupid... she stole free bread. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0f6debf | Yo mama is so fat... she supplies 99% of the world's gas. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 70977e1 | Yo mama is so poor... when I ring the doorbell she says, DING! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 80d32ff | Yo mama is so fat... when God said, "Let there be light," he had to ask her to move out of the way." | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ea9a71d | Yo mama is so ugly... she scared the crap out of a toilet! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1809e53 | Yo mama is so ugly... she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 72527df | Yo mama is so ugly... people put pictures of her on their car to prevent theft! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| a14acff | Yo mama is so ugly... her mother had to be drunk to breast feed her! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4107eeb | Yo mama is so ugly... instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2b216f3 | Yo mama is so ugly... when they took her to the beautician it took 24 hours for a quote! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| da63bc6 | Yo mama is so ugly... they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2f3b7b4 | Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house? A: All of them because houses don't jump! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| fdb4792 | Where do snowmen check their email? A: On the winternet! Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake's favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! Q: What is it called when it is raining pennies? A: Change in the weather! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| eb43053 | How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! Q: What did the ground say after the earthquake? A: You really crack me up! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5cbb1a8 | What did the leaf say to the snow? A: Leaf me alone! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 916cf82 | What do cows make during earthquakes? A: Milkshakes! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3a21015 | What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| de8f388 | How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? A: You get a buzzy signal! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c842024 | What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ed80baa | How can you tell that you are getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c8d3208 | What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 247da85 | What animal always has money? A: Dogs. Because they always pick up cents (scents)! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8f822d7 | Why was the bank so noisy? A: Because money talks! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8c2c3d7 | How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c9c1299 | What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An unidentified flying omelet! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9db903a | What kind of apple isn't an apple? A: A pineapple! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1580b6b | What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A: Boonana! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8706d1c | How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? A: Where's pop corn? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 674cd53 | Games and Puzzles Can you find these images? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0378dc6 | Can you find your way through the maze? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| a030e3c | Yo mama is so fat... she walked in front of the TV and I missed four shows. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 572ff36 | Q: Why did the weather want privacy? A: It was changing! Q: How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d70bd7b | N. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c05da61 | listen to | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2147a9e | listen | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 869ce0c | Toucan open up this door! Knock knock! Who's | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 0b8e0a7 | Yo mama is so fat... she sank the Titanic! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8a4bca7 | Yo mama is so old... she farts dust! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5661f82 | Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9dce5b7 | What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f306efa | What do you always get on your birthday? A: Another year older! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| bea56e6 | What did one candle say to the other? A: Don't birthdays just burn you up? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 85ef602 | Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? A: Bronto-snore-us! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| df623bb | What's the best day to eat bacon? A: Fry-day! | Johnny B. Laughing |