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| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| d5f44cb | Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon? A: To get to the Milky Way! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 54142b8 | Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake's favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e33bf48 | Knock knock! Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e28977f | Knock knock! Who's there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 31ec9e9 | Knock knock! Who's there? Stan! Stan who? Don't make me Stan outside all day! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d696552 | A big group of dinosaurs! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d41f2bf | Why did the dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: They didn't know how to cook! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5b932ab | Why did the boy put candles in the toilet? A: He wanted to have a birthday potty! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4b20077 | Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3998eb0 | Why did the cookie go to the doctor? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e35f5d8 | What is a ghost's favorite fruit? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ef543a3 | Yo mama is so fat... when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it's the Kool-Aid man. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| f789978 | Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7e897d9 | Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They're purr-fect! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| e6c13b7 | aroid! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6f18e43 | Knock knock! Who's there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d0ff142 | Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch! Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 2782307 | Yo mama is so fat... when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please"." | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7bd5c90 | Toby or not to be? That is the question. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 70df5f5 | Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1e92b3e | Why wouldn't the dinosaur cross the road? A: They weren't invented yet! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 53c0093 | What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d6970ce | Yo mama is so fat... she's got her own area code! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 5eae316 | Yo mama is so fat... when she steps on the scale it says we don't do livestock. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 3a1e1a6 | Yo mama is so fat... when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 70b381e | Q: What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8040980 | Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| c82062e | fiction. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 9572dbc | Knock knock! Who's there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 4103a0b | Yo mama is so fat... she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| dad74e5 | Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg's new song! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| d6f4287 | Yo mama is so fat... whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 784c71e | Yo mama is so stupid... she can't pass a blood test. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 47580b6 | Yo mama is so fat... it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side. | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| a07fe4b | Yo mama is so stupid... she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 42aa7c9 | Yo mama is so fat... her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 1279d94 | Tullos all your secrets! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 7a9dbdd | Q: What happened to the frog's car when it broke | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 136f08a | What bus crossed the ocean? A: Columbus! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| ac09f9b | Yo mama is so stupid... she bought a ticket to Xbox Live! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 6e72205 | Yo mama is so fat... she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "Okay!" | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 8a38867 | Yo mama is so fat... the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| 611a3e1 | Yo mama is so stupid... she called me to ask me for my phone number! | Johnny B. Laughing | ||
| fb2b375 | Yo mama is so stupid... she got lost in a telephone booth. | Johnny B. Laughing |