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It is written by the Sage that you, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
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Are you sure you don't know where Jimmy is hiding?' 'Maybe I'll remember if you show me your tits.' 'That's disgusting. This is a viewing. There's a dead woman in there.' 'How about if I asked to see them in a bar?' 'No.' 'Suppose I bought you dinner?' 'No.' 'What if I was in the hospital with a heart attack?' 'No.' 'Boy, you're tough. Most women would go for the heart attack.
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I heaved a large sigh of resignation and pushed off on my three-mile route, mapped out with great care to avoid hills and bakeries.
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I'd criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.
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Janet Evanovich |
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That sounds like something sick," Lula said. "What kind of a person would participate in a cornhole competition? I personally wouldn't be involved in anything to do with cornholes."
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Janet Evanovich |
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You underestimate me. I'm pretty fucking mean." Morelli grinned. "You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."
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Janet Evanovich |
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I've noticed you only talk ghetto half of the time." "I'm multi-lingual," Ranger said."
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My first stop was the supermarket. Not bad this early in the morning because it takes the seniors time to get up and running. By ten, they'd start to roll in, clogging up the lot with their handicap-tagged cars. Being a senior citizen in Jersey is a lot like belonging to the Mob. A certain attitude is expected. If you don't respect a Mob member in Jersey, you could get shot. If you don't respect a senior, they'll ram a shopping cart into yo..
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Will you promise to pick up after yourself?" "No, but I'll hire a cleaning lady."
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Janet Evanovich |
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A gift card says I feel obligated to get you something, but I don't care enough to put any effort into finding just the right gift.
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Janet Evanovich |
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Stephanie Plum, master of rationalization. Believe whatever the moment calls for.
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artificial intelligence
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Greeks thought there were four kinds of love. Storge, or familial love. Philia, or friendship. Eros, or romantic love, and agape, or unconditional love.
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The smiling old man at the wheel had a spray-on tan, capped teeth, and was wearing a toupee. His face was pulled so tight that the double chin above his cravat might once have been his scrotum.
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Janet Evanovich |
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Nothing personal? You've harassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it enough I'm accused of murder? What are you, the bounty hunter from hell?
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I give people gift cards," Lula said. "You could buy them in the supermarket. They're easy. There's gift cards for everything from Starbucks to Target and in between. I like them on account of the message they send. I figure it puts people on notice. A gift card says I feel obligated to get you something, but I don't care enough to put any effort into finding just the right gift. Gives people some idea of their place in your life, you see w..
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Their tiny villages were razed, the hillsides were shaved off, and everything was dumped into the water between the two islands to create one completely flat piece of land for a new international airport.
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opened in 1874.
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I hope I'm not intruding,' Morelli said. 'I know you weren't expecting company.' This is the opening statement that will get you into any burg house. No housewife worth her salt will ever admit to having her house not up to company twenty-four hours a day. Jack the Ripper would have easy access if he used this line.
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