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7e61061 Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that undead are just like you and me ... well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. humor mortal-instruments simon vampire Cassandra Clare
751864e "Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies." jace-wayland joke mummies sarcasm vampire werewolf zombies Cassandra Clare
c615830 "Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart," Valentine's voice was soft. "One simple motion. Nothing you haven't done before." Jace met his father's stare with a level gaze. "I saw Agramon," he said. "It had your face." "You Agramon?" The Soul-Sword glittered as Valentine moved toward his son. "And you lived?" "I killed it." "You killed the Demon of Fear, but you won't kill a single vampire, not even at my order?" Jace stood watching Valentine without expression. "He's a vampire, that's true," he said. "But his name is Simon." ethics fear jace-wayland loyalty simon-lewis valentine-morgenstern vampire Cassandra Clare
5e85d69 "Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire." gay pamphlet vampire Cassandra Clare
14f3eae "What is your name?" she murmured. He cocked an eyebrow at her and then went back to staring at his brother. "I'm the evil one, in case you haven't figured it out." "I wanted your name, not your calling." "Being a bastard's more of a compulsion, really. And it's Zsadist. I am Zsadist." sobriquet vampire zsadist J.R. Ward
d6ca99c "You know," he said, "this is why I love you so much." Her tone was heartbreakingly warm. "What do you mean?" You don't ask me to go inside because it's cold. You just want to make it easier for me to be where I want to stand." paranormal-romance vampire wrath J.R. Ward
7635f8a It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. humor relationships vampire Charlaine Harris
82a76ce Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise. humor paranormal-romance vampire J.R. Ward
9f3ef07 "He's not feeling well," Clary said, catching at Simon's wrist. "We're going." "No," Simon said. "No, I -- I need to talk to him. To the Inquisitor." Robert reached into his jacket and drew out a crucifix. Clary stared in shock as he held it up between himself and Simon. "I speak to the Night's Children Council representative, or to the head of the New York clan," he said. "Not to any vampire who comes to knock at my door --" Simon reached out and plucked the cross out of Robert's hand. "Wrong religion," he said." humor robert simon vampire Cassandra Clare
8e1b6c3 "I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!" vampire J.R. Ward
4e700ea Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville. humor paranormal-romance vampire Rachel Caine
e5afdad "Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn't. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you'd ever had." (At the time he couldn't recall all the sex he'd ever had. But he'd paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can't remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I'd hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying." sookie-stackhouse vampire Charlaine Harris
54c6843 And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust. kisten rachel-morgan romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
dea2e9d The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. heartbroken sookie-stackhouse vampire Charlaine Harris
002e130 You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V) humor vampire J.R. Ward
02ef941 Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really. satan vampire Anne Rice
2446701 "By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation. I am sorry that the maenad picked on you." I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me." That's more like it." romance sookie-stackhouse vampire Charlaine Harris
7ed9c94 Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs. She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought. On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed. Cool. humor paranormal-romance vampire J.R. Ward
a1f36cc "I never lie," I said offhand. "At least not to those I don't love." deciet hate interview-with-the-vampire lestat lie lies love lovers lying secret secrets truth vampire vampires Anne Rice
c49bdfe The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope. vampire villians Robin McKinley
f10e495 His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm fucking Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a kennel? paranormal-romance vampire Kresley Cole
0e1d074 I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself. anita-blake executioner fiction hunter jean-claude paranormal romance vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
a3537df "A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-" "Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun." legs vampire Rick Riordan
3600a90 "V shook his head. "Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How'd you like that anywhere near a female you loved?" Butch put down the Bud without drinking from it. His eyes traveled over Rhage's body. "We're going to need a shitload of steel," the human muttered." humor paranormal rhage romance vampire J.R. Ward
96c0851 Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed. anita blake hunter jacob vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
cc6cedb "You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage fired a towel at the male. "Just pointing out your beer gut's gone." It was a Scotch pot. And I don't miss it." friendship humor vampire J.R. Ward
3beeeeb Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?' Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled. ivy jenks rachel-morgan romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
9823963 If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you that I hit Erik?' Stark asked me in a pleasant, nonchalant voice. vampire young-adult P.C. Cast
dde2895 Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. humor rachel-morgan romance vampire Kim Harrison
cb00738 "Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell." -- quinn sookie-stackhouse vampire Charlaine Harris
6cea065 Tell you what, you let me go, and I'll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I'm slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me. humor jane paranormal romance vampire J.R. Ward
84485b6 "Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude" anita-blake fiction hunter jean-claude paranormal romance vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
a469478 "You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off." blake hunter jason vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
f68bea8 Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell. death deserved hell karma lestat lestat-de-lioncourt louis punishment remorse vampire Anne Rice
87135d7 He wondered if normalcy was something, like vision or silence, you didn't realize was precious until you lost it. vampire Cassandra Clare
a5210e3 "Krishna was once asked what was the most miraculous thing in all creation, and he replied, "That a man should wake each morning and believe deep in his heart that he will live forever, even though he knows that he is doomed." mortality vampire Christopher Pike
d754d8d "I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me." "I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink it here or there, I will not drink it anywhere," I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps. "Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?" hungry vampire Molly Harper
77802c0 "He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee." funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
c6a95a1 "Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said, smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie. Let go. You need to drift away." It was the first time I had relinquished my will to someone else. As I looked at him, it became easy, and I retreated from the suffering and uncertainty of this strange place." sookie-stackhouse vampire Charlaine Harris
1796a5e "Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... but it was just a hug. His body felt cold against hers, and way too close, but then he let go and stepped back. "You've done very well. I'm extremely proud of you," he said. There was a touch of color high in his pale cheeks. "Do go home now. And shower. You reek like the dead." Which, coming from a vampire, was pretty rich." funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
d1f9af4 I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss. blood hot jean-claude kiss laurell-k-hamilton lust romance vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
6070614 A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel's End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there's the punch line. humor rachel-morgan romance vampire Kim Harrison
6ba249e "She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar." funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
899a5c7 "A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor." humor lestat logic luxury meaning reason singer vampire Anne Rice
c950d5d I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I'm not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner. fiction supernatural urban-fantasy vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
befe081 "Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands." She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good." funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
20dbb19 "Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that." funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
d02a89b Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space. humor rachel-morgan romance vampire Kim Harrison
e14dc4c "She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... " city-of-fallen-angels funny humor isabelle-lightwood simon-lewis the-mortal-instruments vampire Cassandra Clare
ed9a745 Eternity is a long time to spend alone, without others of your kind. cassandra-clare city-of-fallen-angels friends loneliness vampire Cassandra Clare
cadb9f5 I don't have a reason to lie to you. Not now.' Jace's gaze remained steady. 'And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous.' 'Good,' Simon said. 'If you want to know why it's because you smell like blood.' 'It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.' Jace raised his left hand. It was a glove of white bandages, stained across the knucles where blood had seeped through. jace-wayland simon-lewis vampire Cassandra Clare
f685a41 Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck. supernatural vampire witch Kim Harrison
29d001d "Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!" Myrnin interrupted her and darted away, to zip back in seconds with an open box." doughnuts ghost-town morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
74db446 They wore their strange beauty like war paint. beauty cold different strange strength strong unique vampire Holly Black
36f9220 "And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin." cassandra-clare city-of-ashes clary-fray fun humor love simon-lewis the-mortal-instruments vampire Cassandra Clare
80dc264 "Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back." "Yeah, kind of proves my point." doctor doctor-mills dr-mills ghost-town michael michael-glass morganville-vampires rachel-caine s-claire shane shane-collins the-morganville-vampire-series the-morganville-vampires vampire vampires Rachel Caine
90b03c9 "Promise me, Amelie, that you'll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love." "I hardly think there's any chance of that," Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
6de6973 "You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it." claire-danvers driving morganville-vampire morganville-vampire-series morganville-vampires myrnin myrnin-and-claire vampire vampires Rachel Caine
ffdf34b Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next? kisten rachel-morgan romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
35c1d01 Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister. fiction hunter supernatural urban-fantasy vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
807e23f "See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often." "No. Trust me, you shouldn't," Eve said. "Think of all the little old people and the children." driving morganville-vampire morganville-vampire-series morganville-vampires myrnin myrnin-and-claire vampire vampires Rachel Caine
3d78a35 As the Brotherhood got down to business, he found himself putting his hand on the dog's big head and stroking the soft fur...playing with an ear...dipping down and finding the long waves that flowed from the animal's broad, strong chest. Not that any of that meant he was keeping the the animal, of course. It just felt nice, was all. paranormal-romance vampire wrath J.R. Ward
a6941b5 "Bite me, Goth princess," Shane called from the back. "Not literally or anything." "Maybe you should say that to Michael." "Not funny, Eve," Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. "Little bit," she said." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
ae53b03 "Hey!" Claire called after him, as she leaned her backpack against the wall. "No onions!" "Your loss!" "I meant for YOU! Not if you want to get kissed tonight!" "Damn, girl. Harsh." ghost-town halitosis kissing morganville-vampires rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
7a08bb0 Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate. humor pixy romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
9209fa3 "Myrnin said softly. "And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?" -- morganville-vampires myrnin shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
e604023 Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect. simon-lewis vampire youth Cassandra Clare
712bf4d Check it out-this is a copy of a painting of a Greek High Priestess named Calliope. it says she was also the Poet Laureate after Sappho. Doesn't she look exactly like Cher?' Wow, that's insane. She does look just like young Cher,' Erin said. Yeah, before she started wearing those white wigs. What the hell's up with that?' Shaunee said. Damien gave the Twins a look. 'There is nothing wrong with Cher. Absolutely. Nothing.' Uh-oh,' Shaunee said. Stepped on a gay nerve,' Erin agreed. vampire P.C. Cast
c7aa32a You really should stay away from me. edward-cullen vampire Stephenie Meyer
f39075e "You're much shorter than my mom." "Brat," she said, surprised into a giggle. "That's no way to talk to a vampire." "Bloodsucking brat." "Better" he said." doctor-mills ghost-town michael-glass morganville-vampires rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
0d5152f "He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. "Ah," he said. "Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please." "What?" "Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password!" "You have GOT to be kidding." "Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn." funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
1385548 And to see the white flash of Klaus's eyes as he whirled on her. For one stunned instant she stared at him, and then lightning crackled. From an empty sky. romance vampire L.J. Smith
20f8922 It touched me to be trusted with something terrible. dark dracula european fiction historian historical horror moody vampire vlad-the-impaler Elizabeth Kostova
07c132d "Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's deja vu, and I hate you right now." "For narcing on you to your mom? Wait until you hear what I tell your dad." From the sly grin on his face, she knew what he was thinking. "Don't you even think about it." "I could tell him about the time we-" "Hell, no." -- doctor doctor-mills dr-mills ghost-town michael michael-glass morganville-vampires rachel-caine s-claire shane shane-collins the-morganville-vampire-series the-morganville-vampires vampire vampires Rachel Caine
d287d37 "Shane, in case we don't ... don't come out of this, I wanted to say..." He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt.... Free. "If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we're ... together," he said. "I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
634d914 You look like the vamp who bled the cat. humor ivy rachel-morgan romance vampire Kim Harrison
c69e91e Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling. lestat vampire Anne Rice
c0d22ea "I'm so glad you're okay." "So, how do we celebrate my okayness? It's my day off. Let's go crazy. Glow-in-the-dark bowling?" "No" "I'll let you use the kiddie ball." "Shut up. I do NOT need the kiddie ball." "The way you bowl, I think you might." He grabbed her in an exaggerated formal dance pose and whirled her around, backpack and all, which didn't make her any more graceful. "Ballroom dancing?" "Are you INSANE?" "Hey, girls who tango are hot." "You think I'm not hot because I don't tango?" He dropped the act. Shane was a smart boy. "I think you are too hot for ballroom or bowling. So you tell me. What do you want to do? And don't say study." ghost-town morganville-vampires rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
3f87abe You had this all planned, didn't you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn't as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried. kisten rachel-morgan romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
b016b77 "How'd you get to be so good at this?" "I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass." "I mean you, dummy." "Oh." funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
f0da36f "He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front." doctor-mills ghost-town morganville-vampires rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
8e54510 "Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit." "You don't mean that." "Come on. I still like you, you know, even if you... crave plasma." Michael blinked and looked at her as if he had never seen her before. "You what?" "Like. You." Eve enunciated slowly, as if Michael might not know the words. "Idiot. I always have. What, you didn't know?" Eve sounded cool and grown-up about it, but Claire saw the hectic color in her cheeks, under the makeup. "How clueless are you? Does it come with the fangs?" "I guess I... I just thought... Hell. I just didn't think... You're kind of intimidating, you know." "I'm intimidating? Me? I run like a rabbit from trouble, mostly," Eve said. "It's all show and makeup. You're the one who's intimidating. I mean, come on. All that talent, and you look... Well, you know how you look." " How do I look?" He sounded fascinated now, and he'd actually moved a little closer to Eve on the couch. She laughed. "Oh come on. You're a total model-babe." "You're kidding." "You don't think you are?" He shook his head. "Then you're kind of an idiot, Glass. Smart, but and idiot." Eve crossed her arms. "So? What exactly do you think about me, except that I'm intimidating?" "I think you're...you're...ah, interesting?" Michael was amazingly bad at this, Claire thought, but then he saved it by looking away and continuing. "I think you're beautiful. And really, really strange." Eve smiled and looked down, and that looked like a real blush, under the rice powder. "Thanks for that, " she said, "I never thought you knew I existed, or if you did, that you thought I was anything but Shane's bratty freak friend." "Well, to be fair, you are Shane's bratty freak friend." "Hey!" "You can be bratty and beautiful," Michael said. "I think it's interesting." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
f680b61 "His tone dripping condescension, Lothaire crooned, "Ah children, it's not yet story time." He closed his eyes and turned away, saying over his shoulder, "To anyone who contemplates even nearing me while I sleep: I will garrote you with your own viscera." dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
0e64d8b The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter death murder vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
253e4c3 I have been so long master that I would be master still, or at least that none other should be master of me. master stoker vampire Bram Stoker
ffd54e9 I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing. blake fiction hunter micah paranormal romance vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
021b931 "Finally the vampire released him with another groan, sitting back on his haunches. "Your blood is in power." Running his tongue over a fang, he said, "Among other things. I believe I might be high. But I it." berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
83cb7b9 I still love you. I will always love you, and that is all that matters. I will forgive you anything, and I will forgive you this. vampire Melissa de la Cruz
8c3d813 "She was almost at the top of the steps, and Shane was right behind her, when she heard Myrnin say, in a quiet voice that was like the old Myrnin, the one she actually liked, "I'm sorry, Claire. I never meant - I'm sorry. Sometimes I don't know... I don't know what I am thinking. I wish... I wish things could be like they were before." ghost-town morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
72afd76 "I stroked Eric's hair, tucking some behind his ear. His eyes on mine were intent, and I knew he was waiting for me to speak. "I wish," I said, "I could save orgasms in a jar for when i need them, because I think I had a few extra." vampire Charlaine Harris
c9ced7b Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker edward midnight-sun stalker stephenie-meyer twilight vampire Stephenie Meyer
f65a23d There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA. history vampire Bram Stoker
3a648bb "He can learn things about me through your blood. Can learn about my sister!" She briefly covered her mouth. "He can see everything we've done! I don't want that leech to know what we do in private." Lothaire strolled up, making a scoffing sound. "As if I don't watch you two live from a distance." berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
e07a662 "Claire said. "I might be able to get him to stop." "Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off," Shane said. "I kind of worry." She couldn't help but smile. "Yeah?" "A little bit." "That's ...nice." He studied her, and returned the smile. "Yeah," he said. "Kind of is, actually." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins teacher vampire vampires Rachel Caine
f838c7f "I think so," she [Claire] said. "Just watch your back, okay?" "Nah, Michael's got mine." He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. "I've got yours." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
b5c9032 "..., It'd taken her several seconds to react to the sight of them together. She'd been almost hypnotized by the scene as Lothaire drank. Chase's masculine face had been tense, his gray eyes focused on the ground. Lothaire's face had been starkly beautiful, his pale blond hair brushing Chase's shoulder. Light and dark. One terrible, one tragic. And Lothaire had been... hard. "Oh, gods!" She cried as she ran back along the trail. " berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
c7b71b7 "Don't get pissy with me leech." With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. "Even tapped out, I can still do a love spell to make you fall in love--with the sun." berserker carrow declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire witch Kresley Cole
1ff6874 We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you. romance sookie-stackhouse vampire Charlaine Harris
197793c I am a vampire, and that is the truth. opening-lines vampire Christopher Pike
9bb1cf5 Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. bree-tanner diego labels super-secret-ninja-club vampire vampires Stephenie Meyer
85cdab9 "Well, friend, I don't know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody," Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. "Have we been introduced?" "Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?" "You're not my type, darling. Is this one yours?" "No," Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. "Let's say she's a friend of the family." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
79489b7 "I'm faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I'm a vampire," Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. "If you get in trouble, I'll be there." "Nice," Shane said. "I'm warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey." "No, you're not." "Okay, no, I'm not, but right now let's pretend I am." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
13004e9 "Yes," he said. "I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case." The first part of that reassured her. The second part... not so much. "What kind of improvements?" "Oh, nothing, really. Mostly just streamlining. You really did very well; I certainly don't want you to think that I am one of those people who has to be in control all the- Oh, well, I suppose that's actually true- I do have to be in control all the time. But only because I am in charge, of course." funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
689ac41 So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman fantasy mystery paranormal romance vampire Charlaine Harris
8ff2c5c You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never die. And it means something else too, doesn't it? I shall never ever grow up. vampire Anne Rice
1d39589 We labor under so many illusions about ourselves until we're stripped bare. Being infected, being a vampire, it's always you. Maybe it's more you than ever before. You, distilled. You, boiled down like a sauce. But it's you as you always were, deep down inside. vampire Holly Black
7c9f2bc "You're a fuckin' parasite." . Filthy leeches. "Words still hurt, Chase. Besides, you should be thanking me. My advice about the Valkyrie clearly worked. And speaking of females, if I call you by one's name while my fangs are plunged deep in your neck, just run with it." berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
41b2fb1 "I give you a week, maybe two, before you're driven to bite someone." "I don't know how to... to bite or drink! But you could teach me." "And what could you possibly do in return?" Lothaire waved a negligent hand. "Play football for me? Break in my jeans really well?" berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant thad valkyrie vampire vampire-phantom Kresley Cole
902591f "Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like "zer dark eyes of zer mind" back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,' said Otto. 'And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say "Yonder is . . . zer castle" a volf would be bound to howl mournfully.' He sighed. 'In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay." psychotropic uberwald vampire Terry Pratchett
d16540c ...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off. orgy sex teddy-bear vampire Christopher Moore
7140e67 I have always thought that a wild animal never looks so well as when some obstacle of pronounced durability is between us. A personal experience has intensified rather than diminished that idea. dracula horror vampire Bram Stoker
21314a3 I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living. blake hunter vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
32e36be "Amelie said, "I won't be your servant in Morganville. Nor should you be mine. Equals." She offered her hand to him, and he looked down at it, clearly taken aback. But he took it. "Now defend what is ours, my partner." He grinned ... grinned! ... and whirled to meet Myrnin in midleap as Myrnin attacked." eve-rosser funny ghost-town humor michael-glass morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine shane-collins vampire vampires Rachel Caine
97c5d3f Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives. The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David's answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement. humor rachel-morgan romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
572b237 "He sat up, going still. "Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?" He gaped down. "Oh, come on!" paranormal-romance vampire Kresley Cole
6f05660 Lothaire: Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran. immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance vampire Kresley Cole
5a46c84 She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn. twilight-saga vampire John Green
20bc068 "V had a passing thought that she used the word "anyway" like an eraser on a crowded chalkboard. She said it whenever she needed to clear off the things she'd just shared to make room for more." paranormal paranormal-romance romance vampire vishous J.R. Ward
990183c "Lothaire briefly gazed heavenward. "Chase is clearly a reluctant sharer. Which should incite her curiosity about what's going on in his head. She's a disgustingly self-righteous Valkyrie, filled with the need to fix things, to right wrongs. If anything needed fixing ..." He waved a hand to indicate Declan from head to toe. "As wrong as he can be." berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
464663c "Believe this," he whispered, and kissed her with the sharp, sleek kiss, the silver kiss, so swift and true, and razor sharp, and her warmth was flowing into him." love vampire Annette Curtis Klause
0b2bad8 Ah, come now. I look like an angel, but I'm not. The old rules of nature encompass many creatures like me. We're beautiful like the diamond-backed snake, or the striped tiger, yet we're merciless killers vampire Anne Rice
4545dd8 "I never meant it," he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?" funny ghost-town humor morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine vampire vampires Rachel Caine
a22349f Shadow and dust shall be reclaimed, earth sealing the tomb from which you came. Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, warrior return, breathe your last. Air, earth, fire, water, hear my voice, obey my order, thrice around your grave do bound, evil sink into the ground. I now invoke the law of three, this is my will, so mote it be. dark-demon paranormal romance vampire Christine Feehan
2332d0c The secret weapon is cucumber.' Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.' MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing. 'Sheesh, Solange. Get your mind out of the gutter.' 'MY mind is just fine, thank you. It's MaryAnn's I'm concerned about.' 'You put them on your eyes,' MaryAnn said, laughing even harder. dark-possession paranormal vampire Christine Feehan
f86e9af His right ear still held both studs, and I wondered who had the missing earring. I would have asked, but was afraid he'd tell me Ivy had it. kisten rachel-morgan romance supernatural vampire Kim Harrison
8d91706 I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years. edward-cullen edward-cullen-quote midnight-sun romance twilight twilight-saga vampire Stephenie Meyer
aa3f6ea "You could run, and I could stay to fend them off," the vampire offered. "For some reason, I feel amazingly refreshed." He swung an amused look at Declan that made him grind his teeth. "And it seems I'm quite handy against them."-- --Natalya tossed away her busted TEP-C. "So, Lothaire, you're going to fight them out of the blackness of your heart?" berserker declan-chase dreams-of-a-dark-warrior immortals-after-dark kresley-cole lore lothaire paranormal-romance regin-the-radiant valkyrie vampire Kresley Cole
978ce9c Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job. laurell-k-hamilton vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
921a11d A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn't have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn't have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down. sookie-stackhouse urban-fantasy vampire werewolf Charlaine Harris
e221e42 Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs. handsome incubus stalking vampire Jim Butcher
cca6ccf "Well," Naomi said cheerfully, "what's the worst that can happen?" They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook." morganville-vampires naomi vampire Rachel Caine
caadcb8 Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt old. Some things mark your soul, not in years but in blood and pain and selling off parts of yourself to get the bad guys, until you finally look in the mirror and aren't sure which side you're on anymore. There comes a point when having a badge doesn't make you the good guy, it just makes you one of the guys. I needed to be one of the good guys, or what the hell was I doing? fiction supernatural vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
d2c9deb In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better. fiction supernatural urban-fantasy vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
d58d6f9 "Seriously, I'm totally weirded out by the girly nature of this conversation. And yet, it's kinda like you're growing up. Do you think Judy Blume made a book about adolescent vampires? Are You There God, It's Me, Merit?" Mallory snorted, obviously pleased with herself." friday-night-bites vampire Chloe Neill
18ee706 We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward edward vampire Laurell K. Hamilton
cf6509f And mortal terror in a female was Z's favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria's Secret. turn-on vampire vampires victoria-s-secret zsadist J.R. Ward
45bcb6a But are his needs any more shocking than the needs of any other animals and men? Are his deeds more outrageous than the deeds of the parent who drained the spirit from his child? The vampire may foster quickened heartbeats and levitated hair. But is he worse than the parent who gave to society a neurotic child who became a politician? Is he worse than the manufacturer who set up belated foundations with the money he made by handing bombs and guns to suicidal nationalists? Is he worse than the distiller who gave bastardized grain juice to stultify further the brains of those who, sober, were incapable of progressive thought? (Nay, I apologize for this calumny; I nip the brew that feeds me.) Is he worse, then, than the publisher who filled ubiquitous racks with lust and death wishes? Really, no, search your soul, lovie--is the vampire so bad? horror norms politics prejudice society vampire Richard Matheson
295afcc My old mind hadn't been capable of holding this much love. My old heart had not been strong enough to bear it. Maybe this was the part of me that I'd brought forward to be intensified in my new life. Like Carlisle's compassion and Esme's devotion. I would probably never be able to do anything interesting or special like Edward, Alice, and Jasper could do. Maybe I would just love Edward more than anyone in the history of the world had ever loved anyone else. I could live with that. reborn vampire Stephenie Meyer
de93db8 "Top Gun," I whispered to Lindsey. We'd started pointing out Luc's ubiquitous pop culture references, having decided that because he cut his fangs in the Wild West, he'd been entranced by movies and television. You know, because living in a society of magically enhanced vampires didn't require enough willing suspension of disbelief. -Merit in Chloe Neill's Friday Night Bites" friday-night-bites vampire Chloe Neill
fbdb545 "They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his heavy arms out and turned in a circle, his bare chest catching the light. "I mean, come on." "They're for fighting, not fashion." "So are kilts, but you don't see me rocking the tartan." "And thank God for that. You're too bowlegged to pull that shit off." Butch assumed a bored expression. "You can bite me." , V thought. Butch and Vishous" butch-vishous humor paranormal-romance romance vampire vishous vutch J.R. Ward
591ea02 These friends - and he laid his hand on some of the books - have been good friends to me, and for some years past, ever since I had the idea of going to London, have given me many, many hours of pleasure. Through them I have come to know your great England; and to know her is to love her. I long to go through the crowded streets of your mighty London, to be in the midst of the whirl and rush of humanity, to share its life, its change, its death, and all that makes it what it is. dracula england horror london vampire Bram Stoker
5c6e8cc "I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude." anita-blake anita-blake-vampire-hunter jean-claude laurell-k-hamilton richard vampire vampire-hunter Laurell K. Hamilton
867bbee Better to leave him with the memory of their being a pair of monsters, wrapped in each other's arms. love memory monster vampire Holly Black
746e38e If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends. legends vampire Christine Feehan
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