7e61061
|
Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that undead are just like you and me ... well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
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|
humor
mortal-instruments
simon
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
751864e
|
"Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies."
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|
mummies
jace-wayland
werewolf
zombies
vampire
joke
sarcasm
|
Cassandra Clare |
c615830
|
"Just take the weapon you hold in your hand and drive it through his heart," Valentine's voice was soft. "One simple motion. Nothing you haven't done before." Jace met his father's stare with a level gaze. "I saw Agramon," he said. "It had your face." "You Agramon?" The Soul-Sword glittered as Valentine moved toward his son. "And you lived?" "I killed it." "You killed the Demon of Fear, but you won't kill a single vampire, not even at my order?" Jace stood watching Valentine without expression. "He's a vampire, that's true," he said. "But his name is Simon."
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|
fear
valentine-morgenstern
jace-wayland
simon-lewis
ethics
vampire
loyalty
|
Cassandra Clare |
5e85d69
|
"Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire."
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|
pamphlet
gay
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
14f3eae
|
"What is your name?" she murmured. He cocked an eyebrow at her and then went back to staring at his brother. "I'm the evil one, in case you haven't figured it out." "I wanted your name, not your calling." "Being a bastard's more of a compulsion, really. And it's Zsadist. I am Zsadist."
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|
zsadist
sobriquet
vampire
|
J.R. Ward |
d6ca99c
|
"You know," he said, "this is why I love you so much." Her tone was heartbreakingly warm. "What do you mean?" You don't ask me to go inside because it's cold. You just want to make it easier for me to be where I want to stand."
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wrath
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
J.R. Ward |
7635f8a
|
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
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|
relationships
humor
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
82a76ce
|
Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.
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|
humor
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
J.R. Ward |
9f3ef07
|
"He's not feeling well," Clary said, catching at Simon's wrist. "We're going." "No," Simon said. "No, I -- I need to talk to him. To the Inquisitor." Robert reached into his jacket and drew out a crucifix. Clary stared in shock as he held it up between himself and Simon. "I speak to the Night's Children Council representative, or to the head of the New York clan," he said. "Not to any vampire who comes to knock at my door --" Simon reached out and plucked the cross out of Robert's hand. "Wrong religion," he said."
|
|
humor
robert
simon
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
8e1b6c3
|
"I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!"
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|
vampire
|
J.R. Ward |
4e700ea
|
Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
|
|
humor
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Rachel Caine |
e5afdad
|
"Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn't. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you'd ever had." (At the time he couldn't recall all the sex he'd ever had. But he'd paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can't remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I'd hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying."
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|
sookie-stackhouse
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
54c6843
|
And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.
|
|
romance
kisten
rachel-morgan
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
dea2e9d
|
The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.
|
|
heartbroken
sookie-stackhouse
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
002e130
|
You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)
|
|
humor
vampire
|
J.R. Ward |
02ef941
|
Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really.
|
|
satan
vampire
|
Anne Rice |
2446701
|
"By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation. I am sorry that the maenad picked on you." I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me." That's more like it."
|
|
romance
sookie-stackhouse
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
7ed9c94
|
Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs. She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought. On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed. Cool.
|
|
humor
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
J.R. Ward |
a1f36cc
|
"I never lie," I said offhand. "At least not to those I don't love."
|
|
lying
lies
lovers
hate
secret
love
truth
deciet
interview-with-the-vampire
lestat
lie
secrets
vampire
vampires
|
Anne Rice |
c49bdfe
|
The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope.
|
|
vampire
villians
|
Robin McKinley |
f10e495
|
His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm fucking Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a kennel?
|
|
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
0e1d074
|
I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.
|
|
fiction
romance
executioner
anita-blake
jean-claude
hunter
vampire
paranormal
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
a3537df
|
"A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-" "Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun."
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|
legs
vampire
|
Rick Riordan |
3600a90
|
"V shook his head. "Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How'd you like that anywhere near a female you loved?" Butch put down the Bud without drinking from it. His eyes traveled over Rhage's body. "We're going to need a shitload of steel," the human muttered."
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|
romance
humor
rhage
vampire
paranormal
|
J.R. Ward |
96c0851
|
Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed.
|
|
anita
blake
hunter
jacob
vampire
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
cc6cedb
|
"You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage fired a towel at the male. "Just pointing out your beer gut's gone." It was a Scotch pot. And I don't miss it."
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|
friendship
humor
vampire
|
J.R. Ward |
3beeeeb
|
Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?' Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.
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|
romance
ivy
jenks
rachel-morgan
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
9823963
|
If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you that I hit Erik?' Stark asked me in a pleasant, nonchalant voice.
|
|
young-adult
vampire
|
P.C. Cast |
dde2895
|
Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.
|
|
romance
humor
rachel-morgan
vampire
|
Kim Harrison |
cb00738
|
"Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell." --
|
|
sookie-stackhouse
quinn
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
6cea065
|
Tell you what, you let me go, and I'll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I'm slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me.
|
|
romance
humor
jane
vampire
paranormal
|
J.R. Ward |
84485b6
|
"Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude"
|
|
fiction
romance
anita-blake
jean-claude
hunter
vampire
paranormal
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
a469478
|
"You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off."
|
|
blake
hunter
jason
vampire
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
f68bea8
|
Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.
|
|
karma
death
deserved
louis
lestat
lestat-de-lioncourt
remorse
punishment
vampire
hell
|
Anne Rice |
87135d7
|
He wondered if normalcy was something, like vision or silence, you didn't realize was precious until you lost it.
|
|
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
a5210e3
|
"Krishna was once asked what was the most miraculous thing in all creation, and he replied, "That a man should wake each morning and believe deep in his heart that he will live forever, even though he knows that he is doomed."
|
|
mortality
vampire
|
Christopher Pike |
d754d8d
|
"I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me." "I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink it here or there, I will not drink it anywhere," I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps. "Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?"
|
|
hungry
vampire
|
Molly Harper |
77802c0
|
"He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee."
|
|
funny
humor
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
c6a95a1
|
"Let go," he advised me, and I loosened my grip on his hands. "No, not of me," he said, smiling. "You can hold on to me as long as you want. Let go of the pain, Sookie. Let go. You need to drift away." It was the first time I had relinquished my will to someone else. As I looked at him, it became easy, and I retreated from the suffering and uncertainty of this strange place."
|
|
sookie-stackhouse
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
1796a5e
|
"Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... but it was just a hug. His body felt cold against hers, and way too close, but then he let go and stepped back. "You've done very well. I'm extremely proud of you," he said. There was a touch of color high in his pale cheeks. "Do go home now. And shower. You reek like the dead." Which, coming from a vampire, was pretty rich."
|
|
funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
d1f9af4
|
I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.
|
|
kiss
romance
laurell-k-hamilton
jean-claude
hot
lust
vampire
blood
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
6070614
|
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel's End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there's the punch line.
|
|
romance
humor
rachel-morgan
vampire
|
Kim Harrison |
6ba249e
|
"She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar."
|
|
funny
humor
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
c950d5d
|
I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I'm not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.
|
|
fiction
vampire
supernatural
urban-fantasy
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
899a5c7
|
"A singer can shatter glass with the proper high note," he said, "but the simplest way to break glass is simply to drop it on the floor."
|
|
meaning
reason
humor
lestat
singer
luxury
logic
vampire
|
Anne Rice |
befe081
|
"Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands." She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good."
|
|
funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
20dbb19
|
"Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that."
|
|
funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
e14dc4c
|
"She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?" "Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... "
|
|
funny
humor
city-of-fallen-angels
the-mortal-instruments
isabelle-lightwood
simon-lewis
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
d02a89b
|
Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.
|
|
romance
humor
rachel-morgan
vampire
|
Kim Harrison |
ed9a745
|
Eternity is a long time to spend alone, without others of your kind.
|
|
loneliness
friends
city-of-fallen-angels
cassandra-clare
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
cadb9f5
|
I don't have a reason to lie to you. Not now.' Jace's gaze remained steady. 'And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous.' 'Good,' Simon said. 'If you want to know why it's because you smell like blood.' 'It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.' Jace raised his left hand. It was a glove of white bandages, stained across the knucles where blood had seeped through.
|
|
jace-wayland
simon-lewis
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
29d001d
|
"Oh, Claire," he said. "You think me a far better man than I am. That's kind, and flattering." "Are you saying that you -" "Doughnuts!" Myrnin interrupted her and darted away, to zip back in seconds with an open box."
|
|
myrnin
doughnuts
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
f685a41
|
Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.
|
|
witch
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
74db446
|
They wore their strange beauty like war paint.
|
|
beauty
strength
cold
strange
different
unique
strong
vampire
|
Holly Black |
36f9220
|
"And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin."
|
|
fun
humor
love
city-of-ashes
clary-fray
the-mortal-instruments
simon-lewis
cassandra-clare
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
80dc264
|
"Nobody's cut out for this town," Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway." "Says the kid who came back." "Yeah, kind of proves my point."
|
|
dr-mills
s-claire
the-morganville-vampire-series
doctor-mills
the-morganville-vampires
shane
michael-glass
michael
doctor
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
90b03c9
|
"Promise me, Amelie, that you'll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love." "I hardly think there's any chance of that," Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity."
|
|
funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
6de6973
|
"You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it."
|
|
morganville-vampire
morganville-vampire-series
myrnin-and-claire
myrnin
claire-danvers
morganville-vampires
driving
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
35c1d01
|
Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.
|
|
fiction
hunter
vampire
supernatural
urban-fantasy
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
807e23f
|
"See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often." "No. Trust me, you shouldn't," Eve said. "Think of all the little old people and the children."
|
|
morganville-vampire
morganville-vampire-series
myrnin-and-claire
myrnin
morganville-vampires
driving
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
3d78a35
|
As the Brotherhood got down to business, he found himself putting his hand on the dog's big head and stroking the soft fur...playing with an ear...dipping down and finding the long waves that flowed from the animal's broad, strong chest. Not that any of that meant he was keeping the the animal, of course. It just felt nice, was all.
|
|
wrath
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
J.R. Ward |
ffdf34b
|
Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next?
|
|
romance
kisten
rachel-morgan
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
7a08bb0
|
Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate.
|
|
romance
humor
pixy
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
9209fa3
|
"Myrnin said softly. "And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?" --
|
|
myrnin
morganville-vampires
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
ae53b03
|
"Hey!" Claire called after him, as she leaned her backpack against the wall. "No onions!" "Your loss!" "I meant for YOU! Not if you want to get kissed tonight!" "Damn, girl. Harsh."
|
|
kissing
ghost-town
halitosis
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
a6941b5
|
"Bite me, Goth princess," Shane called from the back. "Not literally or anything." "Maybe you should say that to Michael." "Not funny, Eve," Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. "Little bit," she said."
|
|
funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
e604023
|
Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect.
|
|
youth
simon-lewis
vampire
|
Cassandra Clare |
712bf4d
|
Check it out-this is a copy of a painting of a Greek High Priestess named Calliope. it says she was also the Poet Laureate after Sappho. Doesn't she look exactly like Cher?' Wow, that's insane. She does look just like young Cher,' Erin said. Yeah, before she started wearing those white wigs. What the hell's up with that?' Shaunee said. Damien gave the Twins a look. 'There is nothing wrong with Cher. Absolutely. Nothing.' Uh-oh,' Shaunee said. Stepped on a gay nerve,' Erin agreed.
|
|
vampire
|
P.C. Cast |
c7aa32a
|
You really should stay away from me.
|
|
edward-cullen
vampire
|
Stephenie Meyer |
f39075e
|
"You're much shorter than my mom." "Brat," she said, surprised into a giggle. "That's no way to talk to a vampire." "Bloodsucking brat." "Better" he said."
|
|
doctor-mills
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
0d5152f
|
"He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. "Ah," he said. "Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please." "What?" "Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password!" "You have GOT to be kidding." "Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn."
|
|
funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
1385548
|
And to see the white flash of Klaus's eyes as he whirled on her. For one stunned instant she stared at him, and then lightning crackled. From an empty sky.
|
|
romance
vampire
|
L.J. Smith |
07c132d
|
"Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?" "That's deja vu, and I hate you right now." "For narcing on you to your mom? Wait until you hear what I tell your dad." From the sly grin on his face, she knew what he was thinking. "Don't you even think about it." "I could tell him about the time we-" "Hell, no." --
|
|
dr-mills
s-claire
the-morganville-vampire-series
doctor-mills
the-morganville-vampires
shane
michael-glass
michael
doctor
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
20f8922
|
It touched me to be trusted with something terrible.
|
|
dark
fiction
vlad-the-impaler
european
historian
dracula
moody
historical
vampire
horror
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Elizabeth Kostova |
d287d37
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"Shane, in case we don't ... don't come out of this, I wanted to say..." He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt.... Free. "If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we're ... together," he said. "I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome."
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funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
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Rachel Caine |
634d914
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You look like the vamp who bled the cat.
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romance
humor
ivy
rachel-morgan
vampire
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Kim Harrison |
c69e91e
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Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling.
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lestat
vampire
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Anne Rice |
c0d22ea
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"I'm so glad you're okay." "So, how do we celebrate my okayness? It's my day off. Let's go crazy. Glow-in-the-dark bowling?" "No" "I'll let you use the kiddie ball." "Shut up. I do NOT need the kiddie ball." "The way you bowl, I think you might." He grabbed her in an exaggerated formal dance pose and whirled her around, backpack and all, which didn't make her any more graceful. "Ballroom dancing?" "Are you INSANE?" "Hey, girls who tango are hot." "You think I'm not hot because I don't tango?" He dropped the act. Shane was a smart boy. "I think you are too hot for ballroom or bowling. So you tell me. What do you want to do? And don't say study."
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ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
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Rachel Caine |
3f87abe
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You had this all planned, didn't you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn't as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried.
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romance
kisten
rachel-morgan
vampire
supernatural
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Kim Harrison |
b016b77
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"How'd you get to be so good at this?" "I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass." "I mean you, dummy." "Oh."
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funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
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Rachel Caine |
f0da36f
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"He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front."
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doctor-mills
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
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Rachel Caine |
8e54510
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"Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit." "You don't mean that." "Come on. I still like you, you know, even if you... crave plasma." Michael blinked and looked at her as if he had never seen her before. "You what?" "Like. You." Eve enunciated slowly, as if Michael might not know the words. "Idiot. I always have. What, you didn't know?" Eve sounded cool and grown-up about it, but Claire saw the hectic color in her cheeks, under the makeup. "How clueless are you? Does it come with the fangs?" "I guess I... I just thought... Hell. I just didn't think... You're kind of intimidating, you know." "I'm intimidating? Me? I run like a rabbit from trouble, mostly," Eve said. "It's all show and makeup. You're the one who's intimidating. I mean, come on. All that talent, and you look... Well, you know how you look." " How do I look?" He sounded fascinated now, and he'd actually moved a little closer to Eve on the couch. She laughed. "Oh come on. You're a total model-babe." "You're kidding." "You don't think you are?" He shook his head. "Then you're kind of an idiot, Glass. Smart, but and idiot." Eve crossed her arms. "So? What exactly do you think about me, except that I'm intimidating?" "I think you're...you're...ah, interesting?" Michael was amazingly bad at this, Claire thought, but then he saved it by looking away and continuing. "I think you're beautiful. And really, really strange." Eve smiled and looked down, and that looked like a real blush, under the rice powder. "Thanks for that, " she said, "I never thought you knew I existed, or if you did, that you thought I was anything but Shane's bratty freak friend." "Well, to be fair, you are Shane's bratty freak friend." "Hey!" "You can be bratty and beautiful," Michael said. "I think it's interesting."
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funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
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Rachel Caine |
f680b61
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"His tone dripping condescension, Lothaire crooned, "Ah children, it's not yet story time." He closed his eyes and turned away, saying over his shoulder, "To anyone who contemplates even nearing me while I sleep: I will garrote you with your own viscera."
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lothaire
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
0e64d8b
|
The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter
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murder
death
vampire
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
253e4c3
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I have been so long master that I would be master still, or at least that none other should be master of me.
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stoker
master
vampire
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Bram Stoker |
ffd54e9
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I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.
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fiction
romance
blake
hunter
micah
vampire
paranormal
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Laurell K. Hamilton |
021b931
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"Finally the vampire released him with another groan, sitting back on his haunches. "Your blood is in power." Running his tongue over a fang, he said, "Among other things. I believe I might be high. But I it."
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lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
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Kresley Cole |
83cb7b9
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I still love you. I will always love you, and that is all that matters. I will forgive you anything, and I will forgive you this.
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vampire
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Melissa de la Cruz |
8c3d813
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"She was almost at the top of the steps, and Shane was right behind her, when she heard Myrnin say, in a quiet voice that was like the old Myrnin, the one she actually liked, "I'm sorry, Claire. I never meant - I'm sorry. Sometimes I don't know... I don't know what I am thinking. I wish... I wish things could be like they were before."
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myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
c9ced7b
|
Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker
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stephenie-meyer
edward
midnight-sun
stalker
twilight
vampire
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Stephenie Meyer |
72afd76
|
"I stroked Eric's hair, tucking some behind his ear. His eyes on mine were intent, and I knew he was waiting for me to speak. "I wish," I said, "I could save orgasms in a jar for when i need them, because I think I had a few extra."
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vampire
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Charlaine Harris |
f65a23d
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There was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, DRACULA.
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history
vampire
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Bram Stoker |
3a648bb
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"He can learn things about me through your blood. Can learn about my sister!" She briefly covered her mouth. "He can see everything we've done! I don't want that leech to know what we do in private." Lothaire strolled up, making a scoffing sound. "As if I don't watch you two live from a distance."
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lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
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Kresley Cole |
f838c7f
|
"I think so," she [Claire] said. "Just watch your back, okay?" "Nah, Michael's got mine." He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes. "I've got yours."
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funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
e07a662
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"Claire said. "I might be able to get him to stop." "Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off," Shane said. "I kind of worry." She couldn't help but smile. "Yeah?" "A little bit." "That's ...nice." He studied her, and returned the smile. "Yeah," he said. "Kind of is, actually."
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|
funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
teacher
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
c7b71b7
|
"Don't get pissy with me leech." With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. "Even tapped out, I can still do a love spell to make you fall in love--with the sun."
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carrow
lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
witch
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
b5c9032
|
"..., It'd taken her several seconds to react to the sight of them together. She'd been almost hypnotized by the scene as Lothaire drank. Chase's masculine face had been tense, his gray eyes focused on the ground. Lothaire's face had been starkly beautiful, his pale blond hair brushing Chase's shoulder. Light and dark. One terrible, one tragic. And Lothaire had been... hard. "Oh, gods!" She cried as she ran back along the trail. "
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|
lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
1ff6874
|
We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you.
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romance
sookie-stackhouse
vampire
|
Charlaine Harris |
197793c
|
I am a vampire, and that is the truth.
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|
opening-lines
vampire
|
Christopher Pike |
9bb1cf5
|
Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.
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|
labels
bree-tanner
super-secret-ninja-club
diego
vampire
vampires
|
Stephenie Meyer |
79489b7
|
"I'm faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I'm a vampire," Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. "If you get in trouble, I'll be there." "Nice," Shane said. "I'm warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey." "No, you're not." "Okay, no, I'm not, but right now let's pretend I am."
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|
funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
85cdab9
|
"Well, friend, I don't know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody," Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. "Have we been introduced?" "Probably not. Why, are you asking me out, sweetheart?" "You're not my type, darling. Is this one yours?" "No," Frank said, and looked at Shane, just in a quick flicker. "Let's say she's a friend of the family."
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|
funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
13004e9
|
"Yes," he said. "I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case." The first part of that reassured her. The second part... not so much. "What kind of improvements?" "Oh, nothing, really. Mostly just streamlining. You really did very well; I certainly don't want you to think that I am one of those people who has to be in control all the- Oh, well, I suppose that's actually true- I do have to be in control all the time. But only because I am in charge, of course."
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|
funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
689ac41
|
So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman
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romance
fantasy
mystery
vampire
paranormal
|
Charlaine Harris |
8ff2c5c
|
You see that old woman? That will never happen to you. You will never grow old, and you will never die. And it means something else too, doesn't it? I shall never ever grow up.
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vampire
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Anne Rice |
1d39589
|
We labor under so many illusions about ourselves until we're stripped bare. Being infected, being a vampire, it's always you. Maybe it's more you than ever before. You, distilled. You, boiled down like a sauce. But it's you as you always were, deep down inside.
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vampire
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Holly Black |
7c9f2bc
|
"You're a fuckin' parasite." . Filthy leeches. "Words still hurt, Chase. Besides, you should be thanking me. My advice about the Valkyrie clearly worked. And speaking of females, if I call you by one's name while my fangs are plunged deep in your neck, just run with it."
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|
lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
41b2fb1
|
"I give you a week, maybe two, before you're driven to bite someone." "I don't know how to... to bite or drink! But you could teach me." "And what could you possibly do in return?" Lothaire waved a negligent hand. "Play football for me? Break in my jeans really well?"
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|
vampire-phantom
lothaire
thad
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
902591f
|
"Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like "zer dark eyes of zer mind" back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,' said Otto. 'And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say "Yonder is . . . zer castle" a volf would be bound to howl mournfully.' He sighed. 'In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay."
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|
uberwald
psychotropic
vampire
|
Terry Pratchett |
d16540c
|
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.
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|
sex
teddy-bear
orgy
vampire
|
Christopher Moore |
7140e67
|
I have always thought that a wild animal never looks so well as when some obstacle of pronounced durability is between us. A personal experience has intensified rather than diminished that idea.
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|
dracula
vampire
horror
|
Bram Stoker |
21314a3
|
I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living.
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|
blake
hunter
vampire
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
32e36be
|
"Amelie said, "I won't be your servant in Morganville. Nor should you be mine. Equals." She offered her hand to him, and he looked down at it, clearly taken aback. But he took it. "Now defend what is ours, my partner." He grinned ... grinned! ... and whirled to meet Myrnin in midleap as Myrnin attacked."
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|
funny
humor
eve-rosser
myrnin
michael-glass
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
shane-collins
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
97c5d3f
|
Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives. The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David's answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement.
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|
romance
humor
rachel-morgan
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
572b237
|
"He sat up, going still. "Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?" He gaped down. "Oh, come on!"
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|
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
6f05660
|
Lothaire: Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran.
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|
lothaire
lore
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
5a46c84
|
She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn.
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|
twilight-saga
vampire
|
John Green |
20bc068
|
"V had a passing thought that she used the word "anyway" like an eraser on a crowded chalkboard. She said it whenever she needed to clear off the things she'd just shared to make room for more."
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romance
vishous
vampire
paranormal
paranormal-romance
|
J.R. Ward |
464663c
|
"Believe this," he whispered, and kissed her with the sharp, sleek kiss, the silver kiss, so swift and true, and razor sharp, and her warmth was flowing into him."
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love
vampire
|
Annette Curtis Klause |
990183c
|
"Lothaire briefly gazed heavenward. "Chase is clearly a reluctant sharer. Which should incite her curiosity about what's going on in his head. She's a disgustingly self-righteous Valkyrie, filled with the need to fix things, to right wrongs. If anything needed fixing ..." He waved a hand to indicate Declan from head to toe. "As wrong as he can be."
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|
lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
0b2bad8
|
Ah, come now. I look like an angel, but I'm not. The old rules of nature encompass many creatures like me. We're beautiful like the diamond-backed snake, or the striped tiger, yet we're merciless killers
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|
vampire
|
Anne Rice |
4545dd8
|
"I never meant it," he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?"
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|
funny
humor
myrnin
ghost-town
morganville-vampires
rachel-caine
vampire
vampires
|
Rachel Caine |
2332d0c
|
The secret weapon is cucumber.' Solange sat all the way up. 'Jasmine, cover your ears.' MaryAnn, Juliette and Jasmine burst out laughing. 'Sheesh, Solange. Get your mind out of the gutter.' 'MY mind is just fine, thank you. It's MaryAnn's I'm concerned about.' 'You put them on your eyes,' MaryAnn said, laughing even harder.
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|
dark-possession
vampire
paranormal
|
Christine Feehan |
f86e9af
|
His right ear still held both studs, and I wondered who had the missing earring. I would have asked, but was afraid he'd tell me Ivy had it.
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|
romance
kisten
rachel-morgan
vampire
supernatural
|
Kim Harrison |
a22349f
|
Shadow and dust shall be reclaimed, earth sealing the tomb from which you came. Dust to dust, ashes to ashes, warrior return, breathe your last. Air, earth, fire, water, hear my voice, obey my order, thrice around your grave do bound, evil sink into the ground. I now invoke the law of three, this is my will, so mote it be.
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|
romance
dark-demon
vampire
paranormal
|
Christine Feehan |
8d91706
|
I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I'd smelled in eighty years.
|
|
romance
edward-cullen-quote
edward-cullen
twilight-saga
midnight-sun
twilight
vampire
|
Stephenie Meyer |
aa3f6ea
|
"You could run, and I could stay to fend them off," the vampire offered. "For some reason, I feel amazingly refreshed." He swung an amused look at Declan that made him grind his teeth. "And it seems I'm quite handy against them."-- --Natalya tossed away her busted TEP-C. "So, Lothaire, you're going to fight them out of the blackness of your heart?"
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|
lothaire
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
vampire
paranormal-romance
|
Kresley Cole |
978ce9c
|
Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.
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|
laurell-k-hamilton
vampire
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
921a11d
|
A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn't have asked this of me.' 'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn't have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.
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|
sookie-stackhouse
werewolf
vampire
urban-fantasy
|
Charlaine Harris |
e221e42
|
Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.
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|
handsome
incubus
stalking
vampire
|
Jim Butcher |
cca6ccf
|
"Well," Naomi said cheerfully, "what's the worst that can happen?" They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook."
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|
naomi
morganville-vampires
vampire
|
Rachel Caine |
caadcb8
|
Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt old. Some things mark your soul, not in years but in blood and pain and selling off parts of yourself to get the bad guys, until you finally look in the mirror and aren't sure which side you're on anymore. There comes a point when having a badge doesn't make you the good guy, it just makes you one of the guys. I needed to be one of the good guys, or what the hell was I doing?
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|
fiction
vampire
supernatural
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
d58d6f9
|
"Seriously, I'm totally weirded out by the girly nature of this conversation. And yet, it's kinda like you're growing up. Do you think Judy Blume made a book about adolescent vampires? Are You There God, It's Me, Merit?" Mallory snorted, obviously pleased with herself."
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|
friday-night-bites
vampire
|
Chloe Neill |
d2c9deb
|
In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.
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|
fiction
vampire
supernatural
urban-fantasy
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
18ee706
|
We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward
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|
edward
vampire
|
Laurell K. Hamilton |
cf6509f
|
And mortal terror in a female was Z's favorite turn-on. He got off on it like most males favored crap from Victoria's Secret.
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|
turn-on
victoria-s-secret
zsadist
vampire
vampires
|
J.R. Ward |
45bcb6a
|
But are his needs any more shocking than the needs of any other animals and men? Are his deeds more outrageous than the deeds of the parent who drained the spirit from his child? The vampire may foster quickened heartbeats and levitated hair. But is he worse than the parent who gave to society a neurotic child who became a politician? Is he worse than the manufacturer who set up belated foundations with the money he made by handing bombs and guns to suicidal nationalists? Is he worse than the distiller who gave bastardized grain juice to stultify further the brains of those who, sober, were incapable of progressive thought? (Nay, I apologize for this calumny; I nip the brew that feeds me.) Is he worse, then, than the publisher who filled ubiquitous racks with lust and death wishes? Really, no, search your soul, lovie--is the vampire so bad?
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|
prejudice
politics
society
norms
vampire
horror
|
Richard Matheson |
295afcc
|
My old mind hadn't been capable of holding this much love. My old heart had not been strong enough to bear it. Maybe this was the part of me that I'd brought forward to be intensified in my new life. Like Carlisle's compassion and Esme's devotion. I would probably never be able to do anything interesting or special like Edward, Alice, and Jasper could do. Maybe I would just love Edward more than anyone in the history of the world had ever loved anyone else. I could live with that.
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|
reborn
vampire
|
Stephenie Meyer |
fbdb545
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"They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his heavy arms out and turned in a circle, his bare chest catching the light. "I mean, come on." "They're for fighting, not fashion." "So are kilts, but you don't see me rocking the tartan." "And thank God for that. You're too bowlegged to pull that shit off." Butch assumed a bored expression. "You can bite me." , V thought. Butch and Vishous"
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romance
humor
vutch
butch-vishous
vishous
vampire
paranormal-romance
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J.R. Ward |
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"Top Gun," I whispered to Lindsey. We'd started pointing out Luc's ubiquitous pop culture references, having decided that because he cut his fangs in the Wild West, he'd been entranced by movies and television. You know, because living in a society of magically enhanced vampires didn't require enough willing suspension of disbelief. -Merit in Chloe Neill's Friday Night Bites"
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friday-night-bites
vampire
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Chloe Neill |
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"I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude."
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anita-blake
vampire-hunter
laurell-k-hamilton
jean-claude
richard
anita-blake-vampire-hunter
vampire
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Laurell K. Hamilton |
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These friends - and he laid his hand on some of the books - have been good friends to me, and for some years past, ever since I had the idea of going to London, have given me many, many hours of pleasure. Through them I have come to know your great England; and to know her is to love her. I long to go through the crowded streets of your mighty London, to be in the midst of the whirl and rush of humanity, to share its life, its change, its death, and all that makes it what it is.
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dracula
england
vampire
london
horror
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Bram Stoker |
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If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.
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vampire
legends
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Christine Feehan |
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Better to leave him with the memory of their being a pair of monsters, wrapped in each other's arms.
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love
monster
vampire
memory
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Holly Black |