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"Me: "I refuse to attend Support Group." Mom: "One of the symptoms of depression is disinterest in activities." Me: "Please just let me watch America's Next Top Model. It's an activity." Mom: "Television is a passivity." Me: "Ugh, Mom, please." Mom: "Hazel, you're a teenager. You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life." Me: "If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot." Mom: "You don't take pot, for starters." Me: "See, that's the kind of thing I'd know if you got me a fake ID." Mom: "You're going to Support Group." Me: "UGGGGGGGGGGGGG." Mom: "Hazel, you deserve a life."
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life
teenagers
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John Green |
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
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kids
humor
time-travel
teenagers
internet
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Eoin Colfer |
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I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.
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relationships
magnus-bane
shadowhunters
teenagers
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Cassandra Clare |
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Most parents try really hard to give their kids the best possible life. They give them the best food and clothes they can afford, take their own kind of take on training kids to be honest and polite. But what they don't realize is no matter how much they try, their kids will get out there. Out to this complicated little world. If they are lucky they will survive, through backstabbers, broken hearts, failures and all the kinds of invisible insane pressures out there. But most kids get lost in them. They will get caught up in all kinds of bubbles. Trouble bubbles. Bubbles that continuously tell them that they are not good enough. Bubbles that get them carried away with what they think is love, give them broken hearts. Bubbles that will blur the rest of the world to them, make them feel like that is it, that they've reached the end. Sometimes, even the really smart kids, make stupid decisions. They lose control. Parents need to realize that the world is getting complicated every second of every day. With new problems, new diseases, new habits. They have to realize the vast probability of their kids being victims of this age, this complicated era. Your kids could be exposed to problems that no kind of therapy can help. Your kids could be brainwashed by themselves to believe in insane theories that drive them crazy. Most kids will go through this stage. The lucky ones will understand. They will grow out of them. The unlucky ones will live in these problems. Grow in them and never move forward. They will cut themselves, overdose on drugs, take up excessive drinking and smoking, for the slightest problems in their lives
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broken-hearts
cutting-your-self
depression
emo
emotion
hopeless-romantic
lfe-essons
phases
romance
sorrow
joy
happiness
life
love
inspirational
childhood-trauma
teenage-love
infatuation
growing-up
helplessness
crying
parents
bullying
teenagers
trapped
childhood
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Thisuri Wanniarachchi |
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I think being a teenager is such a compelling time period in your life--it gives you some of your worst scars and some of your most exhilarating moments. It's a fascinating place; old enough to feel truly adult, old enough to make decisions that affect the rest of your life, old enough to fall in love, yet, at the same time too young (in most cases) to be free to make a lot of those decisions without someone else's approval.
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life
inspirational
teenagers
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Stephenie Meyer |
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Teenagers who do not go to church are adored by God, but they don't get to meet some of the people who love God back.
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god
teenagers
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Anne Lamott |
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Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
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teenagers
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Diablo Cody |
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Yes, well, life is a folly. If you live long enough, nothing is surprising.
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sweet-valley
teenagers
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Tracy Chevalier |
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I can see us, living in the woods, her wearing that A, me with a S maybe, S for silent, S for stupid, for scared. S for silly. For shame.
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teenagers
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Laurie Halse Anderson |
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"Do you know that feeling? When everything you do seems like a struggle. Where you dont wanna leave the house because you know everyone is judging you. Where you cant even ask for directions in fear that they critise you. Where everyone always seems to be picking out your flaws. That feeling where you feel so damn sick for no reason. Do you know that feeling where you look in the mirror and completly hate what you see. When you grab handfuls and handfuls of fat and just want to cut it all off. That feeling when you see other beautiful girls and just wish you looked like them. When you compare yourself to everyone you meet. When you realise why no one ever showed intrest in you. That feeling where you become so self conscious you dont even turn up at school. That feeling when you feel so disappointed in who you are and everything you have become. That feeling when every bite makes you wanna be sick. When hunger is more satifying that food. The feeling of failure when you eat a meal. Do you know that feeling when you cant run as far as your class. Fear knowing that everyone thinks of you as the"Unfit FAT BITCH" That feeling when you just wanna let it all out but you dont wanna look weak. The fear you have in class when you dont understand something but your too afraid to ask for help. The feeling of being to ashamed to stand up for yourself.
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depression
depression-recovery
depression-quotes
self-hate
teenagers
self-harm
school
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Anonymous. |
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"Post-adolescent Expert Syndrome The tendency of young people around the age of eighteen, males especially, to become altruistic experts on everything, a state of mind required by nature to ensure warriors who are willing to die with pleasure on the battlefield. Also the reason why religions recruit kamikaze pilots and suicide bombers almost exclusively from the 18-21 range. "Kyle, I never would have guessed that when you were up in your bedroom playing World of Warcraft all through your teens, you were, in fact, becoming an expert on the films of Jean-Luc Godard."
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teenagers
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Douglas Coupland |
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Rock'n'roll is a teenage sport, meant to be played by teenagers of all ages--they could be 15, 25 or 35. It all boils down to whether they've got the love in their hearts, that beautiful teenage spirit... -Calvin Johnson
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teenagers
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Michael Azerrad |
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It takes a good habit to replace a bad habit.
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teenagers
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Melody Carlson |
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Before you leave here, Sir, you're going to learn that one of the most brutal things in the world is your average nineteen-year-old American boy.
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war
brutal
brutality
teenage
teenagers
cruel
boys
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Philip Caputo |
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when she removed my hand from her chest for the one hundred thousandth time. Attack and defense, invasion and repulsion... it was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex - they were rightfully ours and we wanted them back.
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teenagers
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Nick Hornby |
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Insecurity, thy name is teenager.
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teenagers
teenage-insecurity
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Jim Butcher |
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Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.
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funny
letter
gay
teenagers
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Daniel Clowes |
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Maybe, generations ago, young people rebelled out of some clear motive, but now, we know we're rebelling. Between teen movies and sex-ed textbooks we're so ready for our rebellious phase we can't help but feel it's safe, contained. It will turn out all right, despite the risk, snug in the shell of rebellion narrative. Rebellion narrative, does that make sense? It was appropriate to do, so we did it.
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teenagers
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Daniel Handler |
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Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.
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friendship
teenagers
sick
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Daniel Clowes |
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I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.
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death
life
the-more-things-change
hanging
teenagers
lol
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Karen Cushman |
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I am hell with a knife and there is nothing I can really do about it but try and keep my mouth shut and try not to let it show.
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teenagers
hell
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Lynda Barry |
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Kids are more advanced these days. The teenage years now start at 11.
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teenagers
teens
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Michael Crichton |
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I was nineteen years five months old when I fell in love for the first time. This seemed to me a profound, advanced age; never can we anticipate being older than we are, or wiser; if we're exhausted, it's impossible to anticipate being strong; as, in the grip of a dream, we rarely understand that we're dreaming, and will escape by the simplest of methods, opening our eyes.
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dreams
strength
love
older
teenagers
young
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Joyce Carol Oates |
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I learned something important that night. You shouldn't try to stop everything from happening. Sometimes you're supposed to feel awkward. Sometimes you're supposed to be vulnerable in front of people. Sometimes it's necessary because it's all part of you getting to the next part of yourself, the next day.
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life-lessons
life
insecurities
selfconfidence
life-lesson
teenagers
vulnerable
vulnerability
insecurity
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Cecelia Ahern |
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"No. Absolutely not. I forbid it. You'll have nightmares." "She was my friend! You must allow me. Why are you so horrid?" As soon as the angry words were out of my mouth, I knew I had gone too far. "Matilda!" Mother rose from her chair. "You are forbidden to pseak to me in that tone! Apologize at once."
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parents
teenagers
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Laurie Halse Anderson |
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Okay, then, what was he like? Just give me something to go on so that I have a shot at him!' 'A shot at him? Are you on an elk hunt?
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relationships
humor
teenagers
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Sara Zarr |
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"It's one of these juvenile therapy scams," he went on, sprinkling a pinch of the Golden Virginia tobacco along the rolling paper. "They advertise help for your troubled teen by staring at the stars and singing 'Kumbaya'. Instead, it's a bunch of bearded nutjobs left in charge of some of the craziest kids I've ever seen in my life--bulimics, nymphos, cutters trying to saw their wrists with the plastic spoons from lunch. You wouldn't believe the shit that went on." He shook his head. "Most of the kids had been so mentally screwed by their parents they needed more than twelve weeks of . They needed reincarnation. To and just come back as a grasshopper, as a fucking . be preferable to the agony they were in just by being alive."
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suicide
depression
life
teenagers
mental-health
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Marisha Pessl |
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Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?
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shoplifting
parents
normal
teenagers
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Daniel Clowes |
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Katy skipped over, her low-rise jeans threatening to fall off her skinny hips. With some girls, that was a sexy look. With Katy, it made you nervous.
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jeans
teenagers
sexy
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Sara Zarr |
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I'm seventeen and I'm crazy.
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ray-bardbury
fahrenheit-451
mgg
seventeen
teenagers
crazy
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Ray Bradbury |
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By his stripes you are healed.
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teenagers
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Melody Carlson |
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"Don't worry, my friend. I won't let you die." I was seventeen and stupid and I believed him."
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teenagers
stupid
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David Benioff |
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They saw me. Milton's smile curled off his face like unsticky tape. And I knew immediately, I was a boy band, a boondoggle, born fool. He was going to pull a Danny Zuko in when Sandy says hello to him in front of the T-Birds, a Mrs. Robinson when she tells Elaine she didn't seduce Benjamin, a Daisy when she chooses Tom with the disposition of a sour kiwi over Gatsby, a self-made man, a man engorged with dreams, who didn't mind throwing a pile of shirts around a room if he wanted too. My heart landslided. My legs earthquaked.
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daisy-buchanan
jay-gatsby
rude-awakening
the-graduate
tom-buchanan
grease
the-great-gatsby
pop-culture
nervous
rude
cruelty
denial
embarrassment
movies
teenagers
rejection
disappointment
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Marisha Pessl |
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It was as if each of them sensed vaguely that the Saturday afternoons of youth are few, and precious, and this feeling which neither of them could have defined or described made every moment of this time together too short, too quickly gone, yet clearer and more sharply edged than any other.
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youth
life
saturday
youthfulness
teenage-love
moments
teenagers
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Grace Metalious |
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One of my pet peeves was when an adult imagined they had to encapsulate Life for you, hand you Life in a jar, in an eyedropper, in a penguin paperweight full of snow-A Collector's Dream.
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life-lessons
life
patronizing
pet-peeves
teenagers
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Marisha Pessl |
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Men can be teenagers until well into their twenties. That is well known
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teenagers
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Alexander McCall Smith |
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He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [...], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.
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beauty-pageants
ruthlessness
shows
teen-beauty-pageants
ambition
satire
teenagers
sarcasm
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David Baldacci |
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What was in it for me? I wasn't asking for any sort of reciprocation, after all. Why didn't she want her erogenous zones stimulated? I have no idea. All I know is that you could, if you wanted to, find the answers to all sorts of difficult questions buried in that terrible war-torn interregnum between the first pubic hair and the first soiled Trojan.
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teenagers
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Nick Hornby |
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Surely that was why faith had been invented: to raise teenagers without dying. Although of course it was also why death was invented: to escape teenagers altogether.
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teenagers
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Lorrie Moore |
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Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some kind of freak, when I'm not the freak; Rich is the freak. Clearly. When I grow up, that had better be understood and I had better be compensated, or I'm going to shoot myself in the head.
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sex
freak
coming-of-age
cool
teenagers
teens
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Ned Vizzini |
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They rarely look at Baba -- the teenagers -- and then only with cold indifference, or even subtle disdain, as if my father should have known better than to allow old age and decay to happen to him.
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teenagers
old-age
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Khaled Hosseini |
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Everyone wants to feel special - attain a special status among their pears- but not too special. Most kids want to be special the same way their friends are
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teenagers
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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How embarrassing that she ever did something that silly. But, good God, she was seventeen. At that age, we're mostly high-pitched and crazy. All urgent chemicals raging around the blood course. And that's why we do dangerous and embarrassing things, as if simultaneously we're immortal and going to die tomorrow. And that's why we look back on that time so fondly from the dimmer years to come. Remembering the days when we were like Greek gods. Mighty and idiotic.
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teenagers
teens
remembering
reminiscence
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Charles Frazier |
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Shut off the internal bashing.
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teenagers
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Melody Carlson |
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Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?
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lifestyle
teenagers
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Dennis Lehane |
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If this was mental illness, or even just a particularly clinical case of adolescence, I was bearing up pretty well.
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teenagers
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Barbara Ehrenreich |
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C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!
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room
teenagers
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Daniel Clowes |
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When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.
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funny
humor
life
love
circus
life-experience
girls
teenagers
dating
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Annette Curtis Klause |
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Most teenage girls don't give old people the time of day which is sad because all old people do all the time is think about how nice it was to be a teenager so long ago.
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elders
listen-to-your-elders
observations-on-life
teenagers
aging
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Aimee Bender |
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Now they seemed to be in a contest over who could irritate her more, and she sometimes had to remind herself that teenagers had souls
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teenagers
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amy tan |
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In biblical times, they used to stone a few thirteen-year-olds with some regularity, which helped keep the others quiet and at home. The mothers were usually in the first row of stone throwers, and had to be restrained.
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teenagers
parenthood
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Anne Lamott |
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"...So, um, you're from Rochester? Like, New York?" Jersey asked. "Yup, we used to live out there," Rudger confirmed, nonchalant. "You ever been?" "Naw, the closest I've ever been to there would be... well, believe it or not, New Jersey, the place where my parents named me after. It was crowded, polluted and full of crime... I loved it."
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travel
love
angst
urban
pollution
new-jersey
teenagers
crime
crowd
city
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Rebecca McNutt |
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(From the Q&A with the author at the end of the book.) Have any readers ever asked questions that shocked you? I have gotten one question repeatedly from young men. These are guys who liked the book, but they are honestly confused. They ask me why Melinda was so upset about being raped. The first dozen times I heard this, I was horrified. But I heard it over and over again. I realized that many young men are not being taught the impact that sexual assault has on a woman. They are inundated by sexual imagery in the media, and often come to the (incorrect) conclusion that having sex is not a big deal. This, no doubt, is why the number of sexual assaults is so high. I am also shocked by adults who feel that rape is an inappropriate topic to discuss with teenagers. According to the U.S. Department of Justice, 44 percent of rape victims are under the age of 18 and 46 percent of those victims are between the ages of 12-15. It makes adults uncomfortable to acknowledge this, but our inability to speak clearly and openly about sexual issues endangers our children. It is immoral not to discuss this with them.
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sex-education
teenagers
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Laurie Halse Anderson |
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"(...) I could "talk fast" -- that's to say, without hesitating, stammering -- most of the time -- but there were categories of words, sentiments, I could never say, they'd have stuck in my throat. The embarrassment of it even whispering-teasing to Legs for instance 'Yeah you're my heart too!' or 'I love you' or 'I would die for you', nobody ever talked that way, mostly there was just my mother and me and we hardly talked at all."
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love
romantic-friendship
teenagers
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Joyce Carol Oates |
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Be like Sindbad. Venture forth! Embosom the waves, let your shoes be sucked from your feet and your very trousers enticed by the frothing deep. The ambiguous sea awaits, I told them, marry it! There's nothing out there, they said. Wrong, I said, absolutely wrong. There are waltzes, sword canes, and sea wrack dazzling to the eyes.
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courage
living
life
carpe-diem
teachings
cynicism
teenagers
curiosity
teaching
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Donald Barthelme |
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At least he kept trying to express himself, his real self, as motley and inchoate for now as the outfit he was wearing. And maybe that was part of the purpose of middle school: to give you something to work against, to press upon, as you attempted to fashion a self from the lump of contradictory impulses and emotions and paradigms that your mind and your culture presented.
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parenting
teenagers
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Michael Chabon |
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The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco flakes and cavities and boyfriend/girlfriend juice, the stain of lies. For one moment we are bot failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds. For one breath everything feels better.
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kids
growing-up
teenagers
zombies
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Laurie Halse Anderson |