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Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feel pulled to.
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Christopher Moore |
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Die Behauptung, dass Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ahnlichem Kaliber wie die Feststellung, dass es sich bei Volkermord um eine nicht besonders erfolgversprechende PR-Strategie handele.
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Du hast Heiden vernichtet? Ich dachte, die Erdgeister seien wohlgesinnt.<< >>Jeder hat mal Aussetzer.
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der-kleine-dämonenberater
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Das Leben war Handeln, es gab keinen Frieden diesseits des Grabes.
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der-kleine-dämonenberater
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Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.<< >>Das uberrascht mich nicht im geringsten.<<
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der-kleine-dämonenberater
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doch ihre Gegenwart hatte in ihm stets das Gefuhl ausgelost, dass seine eheliche Treue lediglich eine absurde Wahnvorstellung war.
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der-kleine-dämonenberater
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Christopher Moore |
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Oh yes, I kept all of the abominations at bay while Kaliel played with his favorite sheep behind the bushes.
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Christopher Moore |
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War is the lifeblood of this merchant republic.
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knew
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Y'all act like I brought the ladies to the party, but they come on they own, cuz. A door open up out the Underworld, there they is. It's y'all's fault they here. All y'all let shit get so fucked up here they was drawn here like hoes to coke.
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Christopher Moore |
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entiendo que te sientas obligado a defender tus pecados favoritos,
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Christopher Moore |
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there's sort of a progression going back to the fifties: Bubbles, Boom Boom, and Blaze begat Bambi, Candy, and Jewel, who begat Sunshine, Brandy, and Cinnamon, who begat Amber, Brittany, and Brie, who begat Reagan, Morgan, and Madison. Madison is a stripper name.
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I grew up under Roman rule, although I didn't see many Romans until I was ten. The Romans mostly stayed in the fortress city of Sepphoris, an hour's walk north of Nazareth. That's when Joshua and I saw a Roman soldier murdered, but I'm getting ahead of myself. For now, assume that the soldier is safe and sound and happy wearing a broom on his head.
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Christopher Moore |
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Change comes through action. Balthasar once said to me, "There's no such thing as a conservative hero."
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Christopher Moore |
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Oh, Bassanio is so handsome." "As is his friend." "Do you fancy him?" "Do you jest? I was lucky not to be sliding on the slippery floor next to you." "That is not why I slipped."
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if there's anything missionaries do well, it's seek out and destroy fun).
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Out came an extraordinarily complex network of plastic, brass, and stainless-steel tubing, which in seconds Kona had assembled into what Quinn thought was either a very small and elegant linear particle accelerator or, more likely, the most complex bong ever constructed.
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Christopher Moore |
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Zhizn' -- odinochestvo, izredka narushaemoe bogami, kotorye drazniat nas svoei druzhboi i sluchainym trakhom.
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humor
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Oh, goddamn," said Minty Fresh (damn on the downbeat, with pain and sustain). "Goddamn, my hood and grille are all fucked up. Goddamn. I will tolerate the rising of darkness to cover the world, but you do not fuck with my ride."
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Christopher Moore |
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Every time a supermodel divorces her rock-star husband, the Beta Male secretly rejoices (or more accurately, feels great waves of unjustified hope), and every time a beautiful movie star marries, the Beta Male experiences a sense of lost opportunity. The entire city of Las Vegas--plastic opulence, treasure for the taking, vulgar towers, and cocktail waitresses with improbable breasts--is built on the self-delusion of the Beta Male.
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Christopher Moore |
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Not our problem. We don't have a dead blue hooker in our apartment.
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Christopher Moore |
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Oh, not tonight, good Iago," said Cassio. "I have poor and unhappy brains for drinking. I wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment."
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Christopher Moore |
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Perhaps I'll call it Luncheon on the Grass, then," said Manet. "Since I've clearly forgotten to paint the model wet enough."
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Christopher Moore |
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CHORUS: And so, while the fool slept the sleep of the dead, the beautiful Jewess snipped off the tip of his willy.
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Christopher Moore |
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Oh, that's heinous fuckery most foul," said Kona." --
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Christopher Moore |
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cercana, como era Joppa... ?Quien sabe como habrian influido esos aspectos en Cristo cuando era nino? Hay historiadores que defienden que Yeshua de Nazaret habria
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Christopher Moore |
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El metodo cientifico no es mas que una serie de reglas para que no nos mintamos los unos a los otros.>> --Ken Norris
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Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum poured into hot grease--a jigger of friendly to the liter of harsh.
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Christopher Moore |
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Se decia: un trasero bien formado en el espacio no es mas que un trasero bien formado, pero si le pones un trasero bien formado a una mujer tan ingeniosa como ella y le aplicas un poco de turbacion lo que obtienes son... bueno, problemas.)
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Megaptera novaeangliae (<>, la habia denominado cierto cientifico, demostrando de este modo que los cientificos tambien beben)
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Por que los hombres nunca estan preparados para la radiacion toxica de despues de hacer el amor? ?Por que no pueden pasarla sin convertirse en quejicas distantes o en capullos agresivos? No entienden que hacerse mimos despues no tiene nada que ver con ponerse nonos; es solo el modo mas inteligente de superar la depresion poscoito.
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A general who wages war for a republic whose cause is not just would make devils of soldiers, and turn honor to evil.
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But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse....
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imagination
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Finally, this story was set in a dire time, a deadly serious time, and the world of the first-century Jew under the rule of the Romans would not have been one that easily inspired mirth. It's more than a small anachronism that I portray Joshua having and making fun, yet somehow, I like to think that while he carried out his sacred mission, Jesus of Nazareth might have enjoyed a sense of irony and the company of a wisecracking buddy. This st..
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Christopher Moore |
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there was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.
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Christopher Moore |
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he'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a huge guy with ninja skills.
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Christopher Moore |
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at eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.)
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Christopher Moore |
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the monks called it Jew-do, meaning the way of the Jew.
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Christopher Moore |
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antes de que la propia anchura de la punta de plastico interrumpiese
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Christopher Moore |
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down bummer," Charlie said. "just chill." he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be."
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Christopher Moore |
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Por favor, por el amor de Dios, pon fin a este sufrimiento y follame o matame!
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Christopher Moore |
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All men are evil, that's what I was talking to my father about." "What did he say?" "Fuck 'em."
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Christopher Moore |
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Resulto que a los cancerberos se les podia adiestrar, particularmente si solo se les decian cosas que iban a hacer de todos modos. (<>).
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Christopher Moore |
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mitzvahs, ninos en JC Penney's o lo que fuera, pero en tierra firme. Al otro lado del canal,
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