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Torah! Torah! Torah!" - THE WAR CRY OF THE KAMIKAZE RABBIS."
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come up here if you have a vision or if you are in trouble." Pokey grabbed a bag from the floor of the truck and handed it to Samson through the window. "There's a blanket in there and some mint" --
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Christopher Moore |
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no somos mas que politicos: vociferantes putas de la retorica.
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Christopher Moore |
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politicos: vociferantes putas de la retorica.
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Christopher Moore |
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Las tres joyas del taoismo son la compasion, la moderacion y la humildad...
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Christopher Moore |
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cuanto antes confiesas tus errores, antes puedes irte a cometer mas.
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Christopher Moore |
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La ironia puede ser espontanea, mientras que para el sarcasmo hace falta voluntad. El sarcasmo hay que crearlo.
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Christopher Moore |
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Pues no te la mojes, Pedro. Ven conmigo. Camina sobre las aguas.
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Christopher Moore |
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It's as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.)
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Christopher Moore |
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volvio hacia Clay--. Nate tambien era amigo mio. ?Cuanto tiempo hace que nos conocemos? ?Veintidos anos? ?Veintitres? No creeras que yo haria una cosa asi. --No estoy diciendo que lo hayas hecho tu personalmente. ?En que
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Christopher Moore |
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but all things considered, he could go a very long time not being run over by a Volvo again and feel just dandy about it. He
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Christopher Moore |
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antes de que el capitan empezara a contarle que habia jodido en un jardin, con un delfin, en un cajon, con un raton...
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Christopher Moore |
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Si tuvierais mas dioses, no os preocuparia tanto que se enfadara solo uno.
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Christopher Moore |
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He had broken one of the cardinal rules--Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself--and he'd been loving life ever since. They
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Christopher Moore |
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farmacos y el perdon pueden convertir el morir en un momento gozoso:
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Christopher Moore |
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Los heroes conservadores no existen>>.
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Christopher Moore |
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Josh se alejo despacio, mas o menos en direccion a aquella montana. El monte Tabor, creo que era. La senora Zebedeo se puso a perseguir a sus hijos como quien persigue pollos
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Christopher Moore |
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la Ruta de la Seda, que no estaba hecha de seda y que, en realidad, no era sino un sendero estrecho que se abria paso a traves de un paisaje desertico, inhospito y elevado que corresponde a lo que hoy es Siria, y se dirigia a un paisaje desertico, inhospito y bajo que corresponde a lo que hoy es Irak.
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Christopher Moore |
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Que cono, seguro que hasta hay monjas de alguna orden dispuestas a echarte un polvo por simple caridad. O como acto de penitencia.
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Christopher Moore |
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Toda libertad que puede ser concedida, tambien puede ser suprimida.
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Christopher Moore |
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Doing what he wanted to do and his boundless affinity for everything made Clay Demodocus a happy guy, but he was also shrewd enough not to be too open about his happiness. Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.
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Christopher Moore |
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A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.
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Christopher Moore |
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Which goes to show you, right there, the difference between sailors and marines: marines are fucking stupid. Running when you don't have to.
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Christopher Moore |
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I would have looked away, should have, but I had never seen a green one. A weaker man might have plucked out his own eyes, but being a philosopher, I knew the sight could never be unseen, so I persevered.
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I may be small, but Im not a child to be afraid of a pretended demon speaking in tongues. Im a lapsed Christian and a pagan of convenience. The worst I can do on my conscience is cut your throat and ask the forest to count it as a sacrifice come the Yule, so cease your nonsense and tell me how you know my name.
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Once through the door Edmund pulled me roughly aside. The big yeoman at the threshold lowered the blade of his halberd an inch and frowned at the bastard. Edmund released me and looked bewildered, as if his own hand had betrayed him. (I bring food and drink to the guards when they are on post during feasts. I believe it is written in the Obfuscations of St. Pesto: In nine cases out of ten, a large friend with a poleax shall truly a blessing..
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Christopher Moore |
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It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pound hounds from hell
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Beta Males make excellent spies. Not the "James Bond, Aston Martin with missiles, boning the beautiful Russian rocket scientist on an ermineskin bedspread" sort of spy--more the "bad comb-over, deep-cover bureaucrat fishing coffee-sodden documents out of a Dumpster" spy."
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That's what I'm saying," said Charlie, who wasn't saying that at all."
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I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan. "And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan."
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shakespeare
humor
king-lear
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Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace.
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Christopher Moore |
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You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.
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Christopher Moore |
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Justice favors the favored sons.
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Alpha Males may lead the armies of the world, but it's the Betas who actually get the shit blowed up.
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Othello, you must, with fearful vigor and utmost alacrity, marry this bitch.
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Christopher Moore |
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I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is closed.
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Dancing?", ventured Portia. "I do so prefer dancing to suffering, don't you, Nerissa?" "You speak as if one must choose one over another. For every gentleman who has turned you around a ballroom can attest, dancing and suffering can be partners in step."
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Cuando no tienes buenos argumentos, a veces es mejor darle la vuelta a la tortilla y ponerte a preguntar tu. Lo aprendi en la clase de Introduccion a los medios de comunicacion.
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Serao todas as mulheres mais fortes e melhores do que eu? - Sim - respondeu ele.
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woman-s-strength
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When he was reading he could fly away into the wildest skies of imagination, untethered to the reality that his soul was trapped in a wretched creature cobbled together from meat and bone, like us all. Charlie
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Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
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pavlov
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Being a shepherd seems easy. I went with Kaliel last week to tend his flock. The Law says that two must go with the flock to keep an abomination from happening. I can spot an abomination from fifty paces." Maggie smiled. "And did you prevent any abominations?" "Oh yes, I kept all of the abominations at bay while Kaliel played with his favorite sheep behind the bushes." "Biff," Joshua said gravely, "that was the abomination you were supposed..
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The ocean there was bitterly cold, with an average visibility of eighteen inches, and a huge elephant seal rookery at the shore. Through the winter thousands of the rotund pinnipeds lay strewn across Pine Cove beaches like great barking turds, and although not dangerous in themselves, they were the dietary mainstay of the great white shark, which had evolved over 120 million years into the perfect excuse for never entering water over one's ..
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seals
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The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: "You think we're slow? Look at that guy." To shore up the snail's morale in the same way, there was a rock. Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capitalism, democracy, and most religions."
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