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Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion suffering souls in Hell's own choir.
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humor
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los chinos pasan de la Navidad porque es una historia sin dragones ni petardos.
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Ma la smetteva o no di fare il difficile? <>.
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Christopher Moore |
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Tu haces lo mismo, intentas reconciliar a todas las madres que ha sido mama: la que querias que fuera, la que era cuando la necesitabas y estaba ahi, la que era cuando no te entendia. . . La mayoria de nosotros no vive con un solo yo integrado que se desenvuelve en el mundo, somos un manojo de yoes. Cuando alguien se muere, todos esos yoes se integran en el alma, en la esencia de lo que somos, mas alla de las distintas caras que adoptamos a..
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Like the saber-toothed tiger's fangs, or the Alpha Male's testosterone, there's just more Beta Male imagination than can really be put to good use. Consequently, a lot of Beta Males become hypochondriacs, neurotics, paranoids, or develop an addiction to porn or video games.
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It kept him from reaching that place that he hit so, so often in his life, the mind-bending, sob-inducing limit where he said to himself, I just cannot endure any more motherfucking death. No more! Order. Put everything in order. Serve order. That was the why and what of it. Order.
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Eu sonho com sangue, com uma solidao tao vazia que nem o eco sobreviveria nela e acordo a gritar, ensopado no meu proprio suor, e mesmo depois de acordar a sensacao solidao mantem-se durante algum tempo.
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solitude
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Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.
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the preferable way to treat one another is with love and kindness; that pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity; and that somehow, as human beings, we are all connected spiritually.
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Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it.
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El tipico vn, vestidito negro: el equivalente indumentario de las armas nucleares.
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If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape. If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions. All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not. May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them. May you find perfe..
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Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to. Especially if they resent both.
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Christopher Moore |
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Nobody's perfect....
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Christopher Moore |
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How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion of movement with progress, my friend?
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Christopher Moore |
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no somos mas que politicos: vociferantes putas de la retorica. Lazarus
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Christopher Moore |
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La voce di Jake si perdeva come il suono di un kazoo nella galleria del vento.
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Christopher Moore |
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Il mattino dopo, il primo pensiero di Tuck fu: Ho un aereo da prendere. Il secondo: ho il cazzo rotto. Succede. Hai un'irritazione intima - emorroidi, crampi mestruali, malattie veneree, la vescica infiammata - e per quanto provi a sfuggirne l'attrazione gravitazionale, la mente si ritrova imprigionata nell'orbita del pensiero circolare. Se qualcosa riesce a distrarti dall'irritazione, e un'altra irritazione. La vita e un'irritazione.
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Christopher Moore |
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La febbre aveva catapultato Tucker Case in un sogno nel quale veniva gettato in mezzo a grandi onde elastiche di demoni dalle ali di pipistrello - sbriciolato, soffocato, morso e graffiato - e la, nel caos, vedeva con la coda dell'occhio un foglietto rosa di ammorbidente, a riprova del fatto che lo avevavno sbattuto nel cestello di una lavatrice infernale.
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if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
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Christopher Moore |
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Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby, you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
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Christopher Moore |
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Matthew?
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Christopher Moore |
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He was continually surprised at the speed and accuracy of her creepiness. She was like some creepiness child prodigy
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Christopher Moore |
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Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don't look so goddamn smug.
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There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin. So
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Christopher Moore |
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Change comes through action.
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Despite the long journey, it seemed easier to go back the way I had come. At least some level of familiarity would be waiting there. But if I was making easy choices, why was I there in the first place?
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Christopher Moore |
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Night crawled across the desert sky like a black cat with phosphorus dandruff.
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Christopher Moore |
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The martial arts would not be developed by Buddhist monks until after that, but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, "What if Jesus had known kung fu?"
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Christopher Moore |
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En efecto, fue un macho beta sumamente habilidoso quien descubrio el fuego, aunque, como era de esperar, un macho alfa se lo arrebatara casi enseguida (los alfa fracasaron en el descubrimiento del fuego, pero, como no entendian que no habia que agarrar el palo por el lado caliente y anaranjado, se les atribuye en cambio la invencion de la quemadura de tercer grado).
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Christopher Moore |
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Come with us," I said, "and we will make you oarlock makers of men." "What?" said Joshua. "That's what they were doing when we came up. Making an oarlock. Now you see how stupid that sounds?" "It's not the same."
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And long after that, and even when we had returned to Israel, we always ate Chinese food on Joshua's birthday. I'm told it became a tradition not only with those of us who knew Joshua, but with Jews everywhere.)
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Funny how easy heartbreak can come. I've always had a talent for it.
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Christopher Moore |
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Wait, what? Ain't no thing. I'ma choke you out ironically, Evan, so you be too cool for school. Cool as a motherfuckin' corpse, Evan." He let a little air through. "I love something! I do love something." "You do?" "My cat, Cisco." "Cisco? After the outlaw?" "After the networking company." "Yeah, I'm sho-nuff gonna choke this motherfucker out!"
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ALTHOUGH HE WOULD NOT REMEMBER IT, WHEN LUCIEN WAS BORN, the first thing he saw as he peeked over the edge of the world was Madame Lessard's bunghole. Well that can't be right, he thought. And he thought he might cry for the shock. Then the midwife flipped him over and the second thing he saw was the blue sky through the skylight. He thought, Oh, that's better.
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The Beta Male is seldom the strongest or the fastest, but because he can anticipate danger, he far outnumbers his Alpha Male competition. The
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By the way, his name was Joshua. Jesus is the Greek translation of the Hebrew Yeshua, which is Joshua. Christ is not a last name. It's the Greek for messiah, a Hebrew word meaning anointed. I have no idea what the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stood for. It's one of the things I should have asked him. Me? I am Levi who is called Biff. No middle initial. Joshua was my best friend."
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Some time ago, the Luminatus, or the Great Death, who kept balance between light and darkness, ceased to be. Since then, Forces of Darkness have been trying to rise from below. You are all that stands between them and destruction of the collective soul of humanity. Try not to screw up.
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The garlic bread lay there between them, steaming with implications. They, of course, must both eat it or neither could. Garlic bread meant garlic breath. There might be a kiss later, maybe more. There was just too damn much intimacy in garlic bread.
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Christopher Moore |
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Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh?
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Christopher Moore |
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Flood lego al mundo una estela de libros magnificos y de corazones rotos, y aunque es bien sabido que el amor de su vida fue tambien su perdicion, nunca se arrepintio de ello, como demuestra su discurso de aceptacion del premio Nobel: <>.
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vampires
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Christopher Moore |
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O White Devil, you do not want to purloin that purple fruit, for I have four thousand years of ancestors and civilization on you; my grandparents built the railroads and dug the silver mines, and my parents survived the earthquake, the fire, and a society that outlawed even being Chinese; I am mother to a dozen, grandmother to a hundred, and great-grandmother to a legion; I have birthed babies and washed the dead; I am history and suffering..
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The world is led by Alpha Males, but the machinery of the world turns on the bearings of the Beta Male.
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Christopher Moore |
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El pecado de Onan. Derramar en el suelo la vieja semilla. Atar el camello. Quitarle el polvo al burro. Azotar al fariseo. Onanismo, el pecado que requiere de cientos de horas de practica para ser dominado, o al menos eso era lo que yo me decia a mi mismo. Dios mato a Onan por derramar su semilla en el suelo (la semilla de Onan, no la de Dios).
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humor
jesus-christ
messiah
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